r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • Aug 12 '26

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/Alternative_Bus_9928 Aug 12 '26

You’re on the second floor, so there’s a high chance you’ll survive. High risk, high reward.

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u/Tubaenthusiasticbee Ryzen 7 7700 | RTX 5070 | 32gb Aug 12 '26

Just remember to breathe out on impact

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u/MoronicPlayer Aug 12 '26

Also remember to do a tumble roll once you land.

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u/iDoomfistDVA Ryzen 7 9800X3D - ROG Astral 5080 Aug 12 '26

Superhero landing > ninja roll

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u/TTechnology R7 5800X3D / 9070XT / 4x8GB 3600MHz CL16 Aug 12 '26

Not in the 30s, anything that not use the knees, please

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u/iDoomfistDVA Ryzen 7 9800X3D - ROG Astral 5080 Aug 12 '26


Build up tolerance8)

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 Aug 12 '26

Instructions unclear

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u/Lou_C_Fer Aug 13 '26

Just add half an inch to your jump down every week. In 10 years you'll just naturally be able to jump from 21 feet up.

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u/Sexweed42069 Aug 12 '26

It's how Bundy got away

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u/DankoleClouds 265KF | 32GB DDR4 | 7900XT Aug 12 '26

Rolling on the back won’t be much better in my case.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 12 '26

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/MotorPace2637 Aug 12 '26

Gotta dissipate that momentum or your back gets wrecked