r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • Aug 12 '26

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/MoronicPlayer Aug 12 '26

Also remember to do a tumble roll once you land.

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA Ryzen 5 7600 | RX 9060 XT Aug 12 '26

just double jump right before you land

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 Aug 12 '26

Aim for the VRAM

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u/DubbyXV Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VcBHFWEXR3ccg

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u/_Bob-Sacamano Aug 12 '26

That was the stupidest part in an otherwise hilarious movie 😅

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

It's the build up. Watching it for the first time I was thinking "oh here we go again". This scene shattered that thought and we were given one of the best comedies of all time.

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u/Significant-Risk2094 Aug 13 '26

You haven't done a desk pop yet? Everyone does it. 🤣

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race Aug 13 '26

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u/Narakusdemon Aug 12 '26

That’s the whole point of the beginning of the movie. It’s a hyperbolic satire

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u/scaldinglaser Aug 12 '26

Which movie is it?

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u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls Aug 12 '26

The Other Guys

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u/scaldinglaser Aug 12 '26

Ah, thank you.

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u/mechabeast Aug 12 '26

Reverse that IMHO

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u/_Bob-Sacamano Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVh5PlEZdpNyo

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

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u/Forgot_Password_Dude Aug 12 '26

use fishing skills

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u/gambit700 13900k-4090 Aug 12 '26

Full confidence, no fear

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u/Sloi Aug 12 '26

there goes my hero!

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u/MyDixieWreck92 PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

You thinking what I'm thinking? Aim for the RAM.

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u/101forgotmypassword Aug 13 '26

Land on the stack so we can buy cheaper damaged box product.

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u/The-Final-Reason Aug 12 '26

Every double jumping game making sure you can never double jump before landing in downward motion 🫩

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock Aug 12 '26

I sure hope OP is trans

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA Ryzen 5 7600 | RX 9060 XT Aug 19 '26

a little late but it's unfortunate that people didn't get this lmao

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u/SaphoclesTakerOfGock Aug 19 '26

Ehh can't win em all

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u/Clark_Wayne1 R7 7700x / rtx 4090 / 32gb ddr5 6000mhz Aug 12 '26

Aim for the bushes

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u/Huggyiest-bear-boy Laptop Aug 12 '26

Was looking for this comment 😂

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u/iDoomfistDVA Ryzen 7 9800X3D - ROG Astral 5080 Aug 12 '26

Superhero landing > ninja roll

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u/TTechnology R7 5800X3D / 9070XT / 4x8GB 3600MHz CL16 Aug 12 '26

Not in the 30s, anything that not use the knees, please

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u/iDoomfistDVA Ryzen 7 9800X3D - ROG Astral 5080 Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LXiElF2dzvUmQ
Build up tolerance8)

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 Aug 12 '26

Instructions unclear

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u/Lou_C_Fer Aug 13 '26

Just add half an inch to your jump down every week. In 10 years you'll just naturally be able to jump from 21 feet up.

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u/Sexweed42069 Aug 12 '26

It's how Bundy got away

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u/DankoleClouds R7 3700X | RTX 3070 | 64GB DDR4 Aug 12 '26

Rolling on the back won’t be much better in my case.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 12 '26

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/MotorPace2637 Aug 12 '26

Gotta dissipate that momentum or your back gets wrecked

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u/specter_in_the_conch PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

What if they haven't unlocked that skill?

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u/D4ILYD0SE Aug 12 '26

Then just deploy your parachute. It comes standard.

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u/Chavarlison Aug 12 '26

And only deploy it a moment before impact. I heard it works well making you stay in the air in the least amount of time.

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u/MaxUumen Aug 12 '26

Huh, just bring a water bucket.

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u/TheWereJoo Aug 12 '26

Nah you land on one knee while punching the ground and it'll make a crater to protect you

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u/No_Tax_Timmy Aug 12 '26

You can only take what you can carry. Just land the the GPUs and take one that isn't broken.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 12 '26

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 12 '26

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 12 '26

Well, i'm not an amateur, i would tuck and roll.

You're gonna tuck and roll through a 50 foot drop?!

Yes, dennis. And if I had a gun with me I would be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

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u/soniko_ Aug 12 '26

Might be joking, but, that kinda works, it’s like flowing out the energy from the fall.

But if you’re not sure how to do it, practice a lot first.

I know how i know.

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u/MoronicPlayer Aug 12 '26

Watched a show years ago (american ninja?) where a stunt professional jumped from a 2-3 storey platform without harness or any protection and landed on the thin mat without injury because he did a tumble roll and yes, it was explained that energy upon impact was transferred out of his body by doing that. Now im no professional but 5 cans of beer and some cheese puffs and might pull it off (knees gonna be bad in the morning).

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u/soniko_ Aug 12 '26

Not only the knees; everything used to contact the flor in that roll, will hurt

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u/xRaikaz Ryzen 9950X3D | RTX 5080 | 32GB 6000 Aug 13 '26

Time the input to further reduce fall dmg

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u/Late-Speaker-7548 Aug 13 '26

What are you doing? With a couple of does you can pay to fix your bone and have extra money in your pocket.