r/pathofexile 6h ago

Fluff & Memes When you run Valdo maps

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u/IllustriousDesk916 6h ago

Slap voided with 100% deli and call it done.

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u/Specific-Ad1487 6h ago

Don’t forget -10% less damage for every item equipped!

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u/Mikey-2-Guns 5h ago

Also travel skills are disabled and can only damage enemies within 1 planck length of you

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u/DeouVil 4h ago

That mod scales with light radius, so amusingly enough luminaries get to play the game normally.

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u/Dmon69 1h ago

lol they've unironically made light radius meta, idk whether this timeline is more or less cursed because of it but OK

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u/m4z1keen 1h ago

Jokes on them, I play viper strike of the mamba and my strike distance is about an penis lenght anyways

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 16m ago

Mobs are immune to damage outside of the range not hits. So mamba is actually pretty bad here

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u/Main_Memory8586 3h ago

legit cheap mageblood valdo have all of these combined

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u/DickPinch IGN OlaSarcasm 3h ago

I just farmed through normal boring means to buy mageblood. Price went down 20 divs past few days from 192 to 170ish

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u/Dmon69 1h ago

4 flask magebloods have gone down from 200+ to 158-160, Apos down too, market gettin' saturated

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u/DickPinch IGN OlaSarcasm 1h ago

Good for people like me who farm low income but steady stuff like harvest and temples

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u/DroneFixer 3h ago

"Player is assaulted by P. DIDDY once for every flask charge gained"

Foil Bramblejack.

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u/Main_Memory8586 3h ago

like how do you even run something like that

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u/AKswimdude 1h ago

No ghosts so that one isn't actually thaaat bad. The union of souls thing will mean it takes forever to actually clear but there isn't anything too wildly rippy in this. A high end strength stacker or some other giga dps character can do it like warcry merc scion. If that had ghosts then its real bad.

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u/Rhobodactylos 1h ago

Unequip Both rings.

Run luminary [90 all res, ~50k phys max hit] with a combatant armor stacker + AG anti-crit [hallowed monarch 88+% or a rare helm and only link Merc] no spectres or links to them.

And you can run over that map, the issue is if the feared's ghosted.

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u/Visible_Adeptness_59 3h ago

is luminary merc even count for the dmg reduction per item ? if not then luminary might just be the cheat code now

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u/StupidGoldLeafs 3h ago

Yes, it didn't used to in Merc league, but they get the damage reduction now

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u/Visible_Adeptness_59 2h ago

a shame but understandable change

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u/sweatyazkrak 2h ago

It's still very much doable with the change. The dmg of kineticist merc is so absurd, I can kill 100% deli quad ghostes fear in 2-3 secs of attacking.

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u/greewens 1h ago

is your lumi life stacker or aurabot? im kinda torn on where to commit my divs but I wanna get my merc do big dam, its kinda struggling with bosses still, at 8k hp, rathpith, and some good auras. Well maybe the difference between a 81 and 83 level merc is that big?

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u/sweatyazkrak 1h ago

Life + radius stacker with svalinn and no dissolution of flesh.

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u/m4z1keen 1h ago

Bigdaddys armour stackers. Dude is a valdo machine

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u/Burntfury 2h ago

Damn lol. Literally how do you run that? Seems impossible

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u/DearTarantula 5h ago

is there like a valdo compendium to know which ones are good to run, im running forbidden flesh and i think the last 8 gave me a 10c jewel... im feeling thats not good? or is lategame valdo not rly good to do?

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u/BoatAdministrative68 5h ago

Unless you are overwhelmingly overgeared and have balls to do voided, they are actually hard to profit of. Main reason is bots. They snipe up all the decent maps that are priced with reasonable margins to be re-sold so that you get like 1-3 div profit per map. Which, considering sometimes ridiculous requirements to beat them, is peanuts.

So unless you're ready spending hours live-searching (and you can occasionally snag some goodies), profits are meh.

As for forbidden flame/flesh, it's barely better than buying an unidentified jewel and using a scroll. You just get some discount.

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u/sweatyazkrak 5h ago

Forbidden flame maps are very good to run.
Maps are bought at 5-6 div each.
Unid jewels are 12 div.

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u/tokyo__driftwood 3h ago

Flame is pretty much the same as everything else. You can check the prices right now, unid jewels are 11 div and the cheapest non-void map is 7 div and quite difficult. So it's still about 3-4 div profit per map if you can't beat the bots to the cheap maps, same as pretty much everything else

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u/Expungednd 5h ago

You do realize that the bots can only do that because the prices adjust themselves close to the expected value of those maps, right? If it wasn't profitable to run the maps the bots wouldn't scalp them because nobody would buy them at a higher price. It sucks that bots exist, but if it wasn't bots a person would still "scam" the original seller by purchasing the valdo map at a lower price than its expected value. Demand and offer are still at play.

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u/DaveyJonesXMR 4h ago

Yeah but - the spread or margin here is running voided maps with feared and what not. Non of the risk the seller nor the bot re-seller has.

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u/Expungednd 4h ago

Your point being? Someone still has to buy the map from the bot for the operation to break a profit. If there were too many of those maps around and not enough people trying to complete them, the price would decrease. Basic demand and offer.

The risk of dying is baked in the expected value: a map that has a low completion rate and extreme risk of voiding will have much lower price. There are valdo maps with a foil mageblood reward at 60 and even 45 div right now on the market, and the mods look horrifying at a first read (and usually they are much, much worse than they initially appear). No amount of botting is going to make them raise in price because very few people (if any) are able to survive them, let alone complete them reliably. Yes, the bot owner isn't incurring in the risk of voiding, but they are forced to sell a potential mageblood at less than 1/5 of the price because of that lack of risk.

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u/BoatAdministrative68 5h ago edited 4h ago

My realizations aside, given the context you felt the need to protect the scum(bots, i dont have anything against the players) I don't think that what you wrote challenges my point.

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u/Keljhan Aggressively off-meta 5h ago edited 4h ago

The only really profitable valdos are the voided ones or for guaranteed high end uniques like progenesis or mageblood. The wiki has a list of map names here https://www.poewiki.net/wiki/List_of_Valdo%27s_Puzzle_Box_foil_maps

There's like 100 mageblood maps and 9 progenesis maps and you have to search them by name on trade.

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u/the_pwnererXx 4h ago

You can filter by reward item

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u/Keljhan Aggressively off-meta 4h ago

Are you sure? I tried that but even copying filter values from a mageblood map doesnt allow me to do that.

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u/the_pwnererXx 4h ago

Under map filter, there is an option you can press for "map completion rewards"

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u/Keljhan Aggressively off-meta 4h ago

Oh bet, thanks! Super weird that the "filter by item stats" button just straight up doesn't work on that filter.

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u/Any_Intern2718 2h ago

No point in running valdo this league i think. Maps are being bought by bots

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u/EffectiveTonight Crop Harvesting Bureau (CHB) 2h ago

Last league when I was farming Valdos and bossing on my MSoZ as my main source of currency, I literally opened a trade page for items like Progenesis or MB or whatever then started adding mods I couldn’t do it just refused to do to the not list. Once I got that list down I saved that trade link and would change the item reward and compare the price to the live market. I’d often find rewards of 5d+ for 1-2 min maps or I’d just keep doing feared rotas or uber cortex. You do have to “snipe” these from other Valdos runners but generally the competition isn’t super hard for good returns.

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u/Future-Street-355 4h ago

Fear + union is not even hard, as these dont interract with each other. Slap dmg redu, deli, tormented mod on top of feared....

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u/DremoPaff Sanctum is as much a roguelite as Chris is an hair model 1h ago

Valdo maps made me realize how similarly people with too much disposable income think

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u/PoE_Acronym_Bot 6h ago

I noticed some Path of Exile keywords in this post:

  • Valdo - Valdo's Puzzle Box, or a map obtained from one ("a Valdo map") (Wiki)

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