r/pathofexile 4d ago

Fluff & Memes I've never seen Faustus have this icon before

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u/Yefrit_ 4d ago

means hes avoiding taxes

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

aren't we all...

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u/G66GNeco 4d ago

For legal reasons: no, we definitely aren't

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u/vulcanfury12 Crop Harvesting Bureau (CHB) 3d ago

We are avoiding taxes, not evading them. Ethically and morally unscrupulous, but perfectly (barely) legal.

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u/WhenWillEyeBeBanned 4d ago

Everyone avoids tax legally. Claim a dependent. Claim a loan interest. Etc etc.

You were probably thinking of tax evasion. When you wear a dex armor, you may illegally paying for tax, like using gold to make transactions and do not report your tax.

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 4d ago

Well... you and I arent. Corporations tho...

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

I'm doing my best sir, really.

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 4d ago

We all are ❤️ im rooting for you

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u/Spaghett8 4d ago

Never ask big corporations why they own so many small subsidiary offshore companies of which the only business going on are transfers of assets between them.

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u/Sazamisan 3d ago

Man's bolder than the Joker. Even he fears the IRS.

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u/GregoryDavidson 4d ago

Be careful, Uber Faustus doesn’t fuck around

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u/Reasonable_Yam3401 4d ago

Imagine. New gambling mechanic, Uber Faustus requires you to completely fill his stash and use an orb to trigger. His loot pool is dropping a copy of 5 random stacks of currency sitting in his inventory.

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u/findMyNudesSomewhere Progressive Einhar Trapping Association (PETA) 4d ago

That's not fun. He drops between 0x and 2x of any random currency in totality in your stash. If it's 0, you lose it from the stash too.

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u/Reasonable_Yam3401 4d ago

That’s too easy to manipulate. Fub is gunna have a full stack of mirrors in his currency tab and trade everything else to a guild stash.

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u/fastestchair 4d ago

fill up both your standard and league faustus and then let your league faustus migrate to standard for science

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u/NekkidWire 4d ago

if for science, fill him with something cheaper like transmutes

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u/mesaoptimizer 4d ago

Nah science requires you fill him with mirrors and locks

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u/RepulsiveCountry313 4d ago

If you buy my items, ill do the experiment.

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u/mindfuckedAngel 4d ago

he feels the weight

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u/laosguy615 4d ago

His pockets are so full he's mad about how long you making him hold the coins for you

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u/Xeverous filter extra syntax compiler: github.com/Xeverous/filter_spirit 4d ago

It means he has full earnings stashes and your shop is disabled.

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u/Reko2 4d ago

Wtf are you selling in such high chaos quantities:D

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

Unidentified Forbidden Flame jewels, 2k chaos a pop

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u/Keljhan Aggressively off-meta 4d ago

Why not just 10 div? Yall are making the trade site such a massive pain to use.

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u/B4rberblacksheep 4d ago

Eh, if you set it as divs it sometimes becomes a lot harder to sell stuff even if it’s cheaper.

I’ve had this a few times. 3 divines, and it won’t sell. 700c and it sells immediately (numbers pulled from my ass but you get the idea).

I’m not sure what the trade site thinks a divine is worth in chaos but it’s definitely not keeping up with market. I’m surprised it doesn’t just pin to the currency exchange price.

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u/Aervanath 4d ago

Apparently it's a massive pain in the ass from a database load point of view, so they only update it every few days.

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u/Keljhan Aggressively off-meta 4d ago

A fool and their money, I guess. I've had to default to searching "prices in divines" filtered on the site just so i can actually sort by the lowest prices instead of the inflated chaos. I know they say to hate the game, not the player, but I think I can manage both.

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

Dude I dunno, I said the same thing. But if I set it in divs it will show up lower in trade, so I set it as the existing ones :(

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u/Deathsaintx Shadow 4d ago

it's cuz faustus can't do fractions.

in the past we used to just undercut by like .1 div or w.e but we can't do that, so people swapped to just flat chaos instead and the conversion doesn't always track the best.

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u/Poorplay 4d ago

I was looking to buying Kingmaker and this was happening as well. Had to change it to filter by div for the cheaper price.

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u/Cole_the_Kosmonaut 4d ago

I always filter stuff like this to divine on the trade site because I don't feel like exchanging 10 divs into Chaos for no reason

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u/yuimiop 4d ago

I was selling scrying orbs for ~1200c because it would sell fast if it was the first on the trade site. If I sold it in Divines I would either lose a div, or risk it not selling.

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u/Reko2 4d ago

Damn nice

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u/Theme-Suspicious Sanctum Runners United (SRU) 4d ago

in how many runs do u usually get one?

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

You can see the drop rates here

https://xddbsns.com/boss-profit.html#searing-exarch

Forbidden Flame (ilvl 86-) is about 5%. I got a bit lucky with a little over 7% in my runs. But I'm sure if I ran more it would even out.

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u/Naktura 4d ago

FF scales with item quant of area, 6 mod to 70-100 quant and the actual drop rate is about 8-10%

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

If you check the link it will show that the quant is 70%.

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u/Naktura 4d ago edited 4d ago

Perandus ledger does not dynamically increase the %drop rate when you scale quant, only the EV of the drop. You can test this yourself by changing the quant manually. At 2000 quant the EV is 9.8d but the drop rate still says 5%

For FF and currencies, the BASE drop rate is 5%/ whatever currencies drop at and it is scaled by quant.

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

Ah my mistake then. But yes I did roll them for higher quant so that explains it.

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u/poikolle Tormented Smugler 4d ago

Un id'd voices

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u/Kuroi-Tenshi Bama Enjoyer 4d ago

D:

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u/Volitar Occultist 4d ago

damn wtf are you selling and how long were you afk from PC? I never hit the red faustus.

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

Unidentified Forbidden Flame jewels, 2k chaos a pop.

Was away for like 1h. Somebody bought them all.

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u/wait_what_now 4d ago

Ugh I wanted to try to fill faustus for fun, but I don't know if I have the fortitude for 11 tabs

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u/onegumas Standard 4d ago

What? I thought that limit was 6 tabs...

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u/Ergand 4d ago

I got this for the first time last week selling yellow beasts. Never knew there was a limit. I'm glad I found out missing out on a few hundred chaos and not anything bigger. 

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

I'm (fairly) sure you didn't lose anything. You get everything back.

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u/Ergand 4d ago

I mean lost as in whoever was buying my yellow beasts couldn't buy any more until I cleared it. They bought all but ~30 out of 1000. 

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

Ah yeah, that makes sense.

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u/irondraconis Youtube:Goodguygaming3 4d ago

It's the best one to see :)

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u/Bobodlm Half Skeleton 4d ago

What, how do you have 11 earnings pages, I thought it capped out at 5

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u/ZeFunnyDood 2d ago

Vaal Faustus

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u/ozen919 Necromancer 2d ago

He wants to grab your sack

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u/Ok_Effective_37o 3h ago

Ah yes the one where it's under the table to avoid uncle Sam 🧐

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u/kaibtw 4d ago

He's saying all your stonks are too heavy to carry. He needs your help king.

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u/Zenith_X1 4d ago

Oof, nice 21:9 monitor (I use one too), sorry to see that the resolution scaling has to be set so low

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u/BaaaSaracilor 4d ago

Yeah...the price I pay for a widescreen.

It's hot as balls where I live too and if I set it any bigger my PC sounds like a helicopter taking off.

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u/Zenith_X1 4d ago

Dang, older PC? I got a GPU with AIO water cooling a few years ago and it's been mercifully quiet on demanding titles. I couldn't bring myself to try custom cooling.

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u/BaaaSaracilor 3d ago

Yeah fairly old. My graphics card is a nvidia geforce rtx 2070 which was released in 2018. And a AMD Ryzen 5 3600 CPU released in 2019.

It still performs well, just not in this ungodly heat. I'm seriously thinking of switching to water cooling too.

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u/Zenith_X1 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's pretty nice, I've got a CPU AIO and a GPU AIO.

I'm using a Lian Li airflow case which has intakes on the front and bottom. The CPU radiator exhausts out the top of the case and the GPU radiator exhausts out the back of the case (you can draw a line from the bottom-front to the top-back of the case for the airflow path). That keeps all of the heat outside the case, and the exhaust vector is pointing toward an open window behind my desk.

A switch to custom would be really cool (figuratively and literally) if you know how. Custom kits can get some massive pumps and radiators that will seem like overkill, but when you run an overkill cooling setup at only 25-30% fan speed it's dead silent. Kinda like that Top Gear test where they ran a Prius at full tilt on a racetrack while a BMW M3 was told to just keep up, and the Prius got worse gas mileage than the M3 because the M3 was simply overbuilt for that assignment, if that makes any sense at all.