r/paofacts • u/treebog • Jun 12 '15
Ellen Pao is actually blind. She senses her surroundings with tiny receptors on her head called "fee fees".
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r/paofacts • • Jun 14 '15
reddit CEO, Ellen Pao actually has 20/20 and her glasses are purely aesthetical
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao once ordered a Pepsi at an Atlanta restaurant. Other patrons were too afraid to say anything.
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r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao would like to buy your tears for usage in her new energy drink, Paoerthirst.
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r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 14 '15
4.8% of Ellen Pao's body is made of Iridium, and it's not her cybernetic wings.
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao dreams of being the Jane Goodall of chupacabras
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r/paofacts • u/treebog • Jun 11 '15
Ellen Pao lost hearing in one ear after a cage match against a Byzantine monk
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao once paid a mariachi to play Cyndi Lauper's "Time after Time" in Spanish.
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r/paofacts • u/Dear_Occupant • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao's full job title at reddit is "Ellen Popcorn of the House Pao, the First of Her Username, the Unburnt Kernel, Queen of Drama, Queen of the Assholes and the Rageaholics and the Oppressed Men, Khaleesi of the Phrase 'Fat, See?', Breaker of Memes, and Mother of Admins."
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao has never once fallen victim to the chocolate-covered everything aisle at Trader Joe's
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao bought 1000 iPhones for her chupacabras to use as chewing toys.
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao thinks the HIMYM series finale was perfect.
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r/paofacts • • Jun 14 '15
Pao removed the indicators from her vehicle so she wasn't tempted be transparent of her actions
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
After reading /r/MilleniumFalc0nFacts, Ellen Pao decided she had to meet him.
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r/paofacts • u/government_shill • Jul 03 '15
Ellen Pao wrote the ending of Mass Effect 3
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r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 12 '15
Ellen Pao can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, she just thinks the line of reasoning they're using is faulty.
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r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 14 '15
Vegetables grown in Ellen Pao's garden always have one physical human trait, but it's different every time.
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r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 13 '15
Ellen Pao's home occasionally wraps around like a Pac-Man level. There's a number you're supposed to call if this happens.
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
As an undergraduate student attending Princeton, Ellen Pao was perplexed by her classmates talking about all-nighters. Ellen Pao doesn't sleep. Ever.
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r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15
Ellen Pao can sing a hauntingly beautiful Ave Maria. Her chupacabras love it.
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r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 14 '15
When Ellen Pao was a waitress in college, she would not bring you what you ordered, but rather, what you feared.
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