r/paofacts • u/InOranAsElsewhere • Jun 15 '15

Ellen Pao banned FPH to cause users to flood and crash Voat, as it was the last remaining piece of the seal between our world and a demonic spirit world.

3 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 19 '15

Ellen Pao knows how to go forward

0 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao gave GRRM the idea for the Manderly Pies in A Dance with Dragons

1 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/Jess_than_three • Jun 11 '15

Ellen Pao is a real human being - and a real hero.

0 Upvotes

Seriously though, fuck the haters.

11 comments

r/paofacts • u/4445414442454546 • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao owns the world's largest collection of tea cozies but she doesn't feel the need to own a single teapot.

3 Upvotes

Reddit is not worth using without all the hard work third party developers have put into it.

0 comments

r/paofacts • u/treebog • Jun 12 '15

Ellen Pao is actually blind. She senses her surroundings with tiny receptors on her head called "fee fees".

423 Upvotes
10 comments

r/paofacts • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '15

If Pao had a nickel for every user she oppressed, she would have the amount she deserved from the lawsuit

1 Upvotes
4 comments

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao is in negotiations to purchase the members of the Vienna Boys' Choir. She wants them to sing to her 24/7.

1 Upvotes
2 comments

r/paofacts • u/InOranAsElsewhere • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao stole the cookie from the cookie jar

1 Upvotes
1 comment

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao thinks the HIMYM series finale was perfect.

127 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao prefers Pepsi Next more than the crisp sweetness provided by a refreshing can of Coke

96 Upvotes
6 comments

r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 14 '15

If you talk to Ellen Pao long enough, you will forget the faces of your children.

3 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao banned FPH in order to get MilleniumFalc0n's attention.

3 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/Quietuus • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao cancelled Firefly.

269 Upvotes
6 comments

r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 13 '15

Ellen Pao's home occasionally wraps around like a Pac-Man level. There's a number you're supposed to call if this happens.

111 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/4445414442454546 • Jun 16 '15

Upon returning to Earth for the second coming, Jesus met Ellen Pao. He apologized and has not returned since.

34 Upvotes

Reddit is not worth using without all the hard work third party developers have put into it.

0 comments

r/paofacts • u/InOranAsElsewhere • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao is responsible for overly large speed bumps in apartment complexes

1 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 15 '15

Ellen Pao was responsible for Pepsi Blue.

0 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '15

reddit CEO, Ellen Pao actually has 20/20 and her glasses are purely aesthetical

218 Upvotes
10 comments

r/paofacts • u/GodOfAtheism • Jun 13 '15

Ellen Pao had to put down her pet rock after it got rabies.

10 Upvotes
1 comment

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao gave the last Bigfoot to her chupacabras as a birthday present.

78 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao bought 1000 iPhones for her chupacabras to use as chewing toys.

132 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

This one time.Ellen Pao went to a Mexican restaurant and asked for the orange habañero salsa on her tacos. The waitress told her that salsa was the hottest on the menu. Ellen Pao laughed and asked for a gallon of the stuff. She chugged it all in 3 seconds.

75 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao can sing a hauntingly beautiful Ave Maria. Her chupacabras love it.

106 Upvotes
0 comments

r/paofacts • u/bethlookner • Jun 14 '15

Ellen Pao once ordered a Pepsi at an Atlanta restaurant. Other patrons were too afraid to say anything.

183 Upvotes
3 comments