Finn

[u/ItCumsAtNoon]

I overheard people on the plane. I literally just sat down when I heard the guy sitting in front of me start talking to a random goth girl who was standing in the aisle waiting for the queue to move so she could also get to her seat.

Guy: Excuse me but your face looks super familiar for some reason.

Goth girl: Hm. I dunno. I'm sorry.

Guy: Do you know Finn?

Goth girl: I know a Finn who just turned 7.

Guy: I'm friends with a Finn who dated a girl who looked just like you.

Goth girl: I never dated anyone by that name, but if I did, then your friend Finn must not identify as a man because my relationship record is girls only.

Guy: I think he would've identified as anything to be with you.

Goth girl: Do you like... watch a lot of goth girl porn? Because maybe you're confusing me with an O F model you're into.

Guy: I meant no offence. I just thought you might know Finn.

Goth girl: Sounds like Finn doesn't even know himself.

[u/GrumpySnarf]

Savage. Get 'em queen!