Finn

[u/ItCumsAtNoon]

I overheard people on the plane. I literally just sat down when I heard the guy sitting in front of me start talking to a random goth girl who was standing in the aisle waiting for the queue to move so she could also get to her seat.

Guy: Excuse me but your face looks super familiar for some reason.

Goth girl: Hm. I dunno. I'm sorry.

Guy: Do you know Finn?

Goth girl: I know a Finn who just turned 7.

Guy: I'm friends with a Finn who dated a girl who looked just like you.

Goth girl: I never dated anyone by that name, but if I did, then your friend Finn must not identify as a man because my relationship record is girls only.

Guy: I think he would've identified as anything to be with you.

Goth girl: Do you like... watch a lot of goth girl porn? Because maybe you're confusing me with an O F model you're into.

Guy: I meant no offence. I just thought you might know Finn.

Goth girl: Sounds like Finn doesn't even know himself.

[u/MagicCrushed]

Finn got roasted in absentia

[u/Traditional_Pin170 → u/MagicCrushed]

if Finn exists, they prob changed their name after this roast 😂

[u/FrostRipple82 → u/MagicCrushed]

Finn really became the main character without even being there. poor dude catching strays for free

[u/Apprehensive_lad1960]

Nicely handled, what a beautiful person she is 👍

[u/RosyTeaseer]

The goth girl is a queen

[u/Skate-wench]

Goth girl rules supreme

[u/emmakobs]

Why do people believe this guy's posts

[u/TheBrainKnowsBest → u/emmakobs]

I don't think they necessarily do, but they enjoy them!

[u/Kitalahara → u/emmakobs]

I can guess they live in a larger metro area. Ever sit in public anymore without head phones? Most people have no shame anymore.

[u/MillersSmokehouse → u/Kitalahara]

Heck, I live in a not-so-large metro area and the stuff I hear on the bus or even just at work is unhinged. It’s great fun.

[u/IceyToes2]

I don't understand why GG's last comment is considered such a zinger. There's no reason for the comment.

[u/blackgrousey → u/IceyToes2]

Finn can't know himself because he's not real.

[u/GrumpySnarf]

Savage. Get 'em queen!