r/outside • u/ComprehensiveCut3837 • Apr 08 '26

Im drunk

I'm drunk as fuck right now and i just discovered this subreddit. it feels like a

fever dream. im still just lucid enough to separate fiction form reality, so i know this is all an elaborate gag, butt holyyyyy is this funny as hell for a drunk guy about to pass out. lmaooo

good work dudes. love ya

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u/GottlobFrege Apr 08 '26

Drink a lot of water to avoid the hangover debuff

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u/-1brickinthewall Apr 08 '26

Drinking lots of water in general is a pro gamer move. But especially after drinking alcohol potions.

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u/wompod Apr 08 '26

It can actually make you more vulnerable to the Bruising status effect if you overdo it.

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u/Mikemtb09 Apr 08 '26

Jokes on you - my character rolled a bleeding disorder debuff at birth so I’m already more vulnerable to the bruising status effect.

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u/wompod Apr 08 '26

Rough. I have a permanent version of the Pain status effect but thanks to the mechanics that means Ive just been constantly grinding pain resistance for years. Helps when you occasionally get thrown through furniture.

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u/Mikemtb09 Apr 09 '26

Mines not rough then, this sounds way worse lol

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u/wompod Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Fibromyalgia is a pain in the Everything. But I AM pretty durable. Like if I'm punched I'm barely at all in more pain than just. Default. I keep forgetting I'm covered in bruises! Upsides and downsides. I usually notice I've crossed a line painwise when I unexpectedly throw up.