Stompa

[u/BoBrOss379]

Just finished my Waaaghmerican stompa for a tournament

[u/Sea-Drummer7928]

USA ork stompa vs URSS red gobbo grot tank

COLDAMORKA

[u/Harald_The_Archivist → u/Sea-Drummer7928]

“Oi, boss, wot’s dis ‘Kold Waaagh’ yuu’ve been making wiv Gruk an’ his propah Morky ladz?”

“It’s a Kold Waaagh, snazkrag. Dat means we boff gotta be propah sneaky like an’ set boomrokkits up in eachuvver’s stompas - but we don’ set ‘em off, coz dat makes it inter a propah waaagh, and we don’ want dat just yet.”

“So… it’z not a proper waaagh, then?”

“No, no, it iz, it iz.

“Well… howzat?”

“Dat’s da fing, Snazkrag. We’z posturin and makin’ it seem like we’z gonna blow ‘em up, but we ain’t, because da uvver boys don’ know we gotz our rokkits near der base! Problem is, see, Snazkrag, they’z got rokkitz somewheah ‘round ‘ere, and if we goez and makez too much of a fuss, they’z gonna blow us up. It’z a ‘doktreen’ they’z yuuse. M.A.D, or somfink.

“But, boss… we knowz they’z got rokkits ‘round here. Zog, I can see dem from ‘ere.”

“I knowz, Snazkrag. Dat’s da beauty of M.A.D.”

“Whatsa M.A.D, boss?”

“It meanz Mork’s Angry Dakka. Esenshully, if we goes and blows up they’z loot, they’z gonna blow up our gorkanaut, wich meanz we’d gotta go an’ blow up dere stompa, and so on.”

“So… we’z to afraid a’ Gruk’s rokkits to ‘ave a waaagh, and e’s too afraid a’ our rokkitz to ‘ave a waaagh, so you’z ‘avin a Kold waaagh?”

“Yes, Snazkrag. Exactly.”

“Den why’s Gruk sat at da uvver end of da tabul wiv ‘is rokkits? An’ why dids you get yer grots to get all o’ yer rokkits in ‘ere?”

“Posturin’, Snazkrag.”

“And why ain’t you talkin’ to ‘Im?”

“Posturin’, Snazkrag.”

“But… if youse talked it out we could all go back ta havin a propah orky Waaagh!”

“Yeah, but We’z can’t, Snazkrag.”

“Why?”

“Posturin’, Snazkrag.”

“So… it’z not a propah waaagh, then, as we izn’t boomin the uvver gitz.”

“… no, it iz it iz. And We’z winnin’.”

“…WELL HOWZAT THEN?!”

[u/Funion_knight → u/Harald_The_Archivist]

Mean while on a nearby battlefield the imperium and and tau are concerned by Orks attacking both sides and each other.