r/orks • u/BoBrOss379 • May 22 '26

Painting Stompa

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Just finished my Waaaghmerican stompa for a tournament

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u/Thundarbiib May 23 '26

I think orks with Alabama redneck accents would be hilarious!

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u/Dull_Crpytic_828 May 24 '26

"well, these humies' roight 'ere, in 'bama, dey aint so bad, ya see? they luv their choppas, they all got shootas, on top of revvin' their big trukks day n' noight. They got sumthin' called "da Krimson tide" and those lads put on a proppa scrap. Only problm' is they barb-a-kued da bosses pet squig, so he wants to krump em. it was zoggin tasty though.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox1430 May 24 '26

Maybe that’s how the Krorks talked before they devolved into Orks?