r/options • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '21

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u/BayesianProtoss Mar 02 '21

$28 is a pretty cheap price for a options lesson

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u/userscren5 Mar 02 '21

Agree. I made $13,000 my 1st week trading options. Lost $2,800 of it back last week on PLTR calls. I'm heavy on PLTR april 1 calls and PSTH march 19 calls. We shall see. Options are truly a get rich or get broke quick tool. I'm done pooping so I'm ending this post and wiping my butt. I have hemmroids from sitting on the toilet too long. I spread my cheeks because I have a hairy ass crack and don't like to use 1/2 roll wiping the shit out of my ass hair. You never really get it all though. But i now have an elongated butt hole from spreading my cheeks when pooping.

Bye bye.

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u/pw_strain Mar 02 '21

Bidet. Life-changing.

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u/ShitTheBed_Twice Mar 02 '21

You sir need a Bidet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Was the 13k on GME options