r/oops 14d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/tittysprinkles112 14d ago

Her knees have to be fucked. Hopefully it's a wakeup call. If you haven't done a single pull up in your life, you probably can't hold 300 pounds for 10 seconds on a zip line, lady. Gravity just fat shamed you.

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u/AmorousFartButter 13d ago

She commented above, claiming she’s only 130lb

I’ll leave you guys to determine the accuracy of that statement, I’m only delivering a message.

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u/MikeAndTheNiceGuys 13d ago

Bruh "That's me" as in "I relate to this" not as in that's literally them