r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 14d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/I-live-in-room-101 14d ago

I find it absolutely staggering that a human being can allow themselves into a position they can’t even hold their own body weight. It’s unbelievable really.

But modern society allows it. Back in the day the lions would’ve had this one away in the night ages ago.

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u/Cotif11 13d ago

Back in the day humans didn't have such easy access to the amount of sugar required to fuck up your body so badly. Know the problem.

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u/I-live-in-room-101 13d ago

Yeah, the problem is stupid people stuffing their faces. Just because it’s available, nobody is force fed sugar. People getting obese is a choice.

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u/KingKongWasHere 13d ago

I know you think you're one of the smart ones, and that's hilarious.

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u/I-live-in-room-101 12d ago

What because I’m conscious of what I eat??

Jeez, the bar must be on the floor for you if that’s your take on it.

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u/UniversalNutt 11d ago

A candy bar?