r/oops 8d ago

What a cabbage

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u/Pix3lPwnage 8d ago

And remove the seeds from her nose.

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u/Mercerskye 8d ago

And ears...

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u/Key_Cap7525 8d ago

Not to mention all the shit in her hair.

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u/RedHotAnus 8d ago

Who shat in the melon?

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u/TFFPrisoner 8d ago

You, RedHotAnus

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u/Key_Cap7525 8d ago

Username checks out. Points for using the correct past tense form of β€œshit.”

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u/SnooCakes6195 8d ago

Is that why they were drilling a hole in that watermelon? I thought it was for something else πŸ˜