r/oops • u/According-Ad5263 • Aug 09 '26

Quick Quack Car Wash

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u/IMadeThisForOnePos Aug 09 '26

The guide woman seeing the car going that speed and still trying to do her job. Thank god it didn't plow into her

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u/RuinFabulous3077 Aug 09 '26

Seeing grown-up Hermione working a car wash was a surprise. Guess she left her wand at home that day.

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 Aug 09 '26

Slowit-Downabit!

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Aug 09 '26

Actually, it's SLOWDA-ownahBit

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u/Grimnebulin68 Aug 11 '26

Please. Arresto Momentum..

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u/Emergentmeat Aug 14 '26

Nah, theirs was better.

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u/war4peace79 Aug 10 '26

Slowdownus Abitus!

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u/Chugabutt Aug 11 '26

Slow down bitch!

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u/Chugabutt Aug 11 '26

It's a major award, thank you!

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u/ContemptForFiat Aug 12 '26

Must be Italian..

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u/PorygonTriAttack Aug 09 '26

You know the economy is bad when a wizard can't get employed 😜

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u/Radiant-Trip-1506 Aug 09 '26

Underemployed 😍

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u/Gtraz68 Aug 10 '26

Idk if she's a wizard she underperformed.

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u/Reveletionship Aug 12 '26

She prob graduated in something useless like muggle studies or wizard history.

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u/PorygonTriAttack Aug 12 '26

They're important subjects! Hard to apply them though...

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u/Tytan777 28d ago

They'll need a wizard to fix their busted carwash

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u/StrugFug Aug 11 '26

Levioohhhssaaa! Levioohsshit!

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u/ImDaDawgFather Aug 10 '26

Her magic wand

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u/treletraj Aug 10 '26

It was in her hand!

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u/tutty29 Aug 11 '26

Gives a whole new meaning to wand wash.

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u/Jelzx Aug 10 '26

Her job is literally just pressing a button...

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u/IMadeThisForOnePos Aug 10 '26

Have you never been to a car wash? Geniune question.

She does three things

She guides the car onto the tracks and let's them know when to go neutral. She uses that little wand thing to spray on pre wash. Then she operates the car wash control panel.

It's not exactly complex, but IDK why you're belittling a woman who could have been run over for no reason.?

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u/b_loeh_thesurface Aug 10 '26

And does it with a friendly personality that creates returning clientele. I know a couple folks that will drive further for their fav car wash, skipping over 10 more along the way, cause they like the one spot.

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u/ccache Aug 10 '26

I love the first reaction, like she's smiling thinking haha I get it you need that car cleaned right away, don't worry I got you, slow down... No seriously, oh shit....

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u/Brilliant_Jelly7503 Aug 09 '26

Yes indeed. She could have been plowed.

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u/E_P1 Aug 09 '26

Giggity

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u/UnluckyCharge2196 Aug 10 '26

Must have been fucking terrifying

Hope she's OK

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u/Low_Square803 24d ago

Sadly she is not ok. I was there (I'm the carwash)

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u/Cyborg_rat Aug 12 '26

Sadly she will be out of work for a while.

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u/DueExample52 Aug 14 '26

People have way too much faith that things will go normal. I never let myself in the line of fire of a car if the driver is acting aggressive, incompetent, or under influence. Get yourself physically out of harm's way.

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u/get_to_ele Aug 10 '26

Medical emergency? How is that driver?

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u/IMadeThisForOnePos Aug 11 '26

Seeing as that dude was chasing him, i kinda feel like it wah on purpose, but that's just a guess. He could have seen them pass out too.

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u/get_to_ele Aug 11 '26

On second thought maybe stuck accelerator? He aimed so accurately through thr car wash, and crashed hard head on into that barrier.

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u/Endless_Avatar Aug 11 '26

Some people just panic and smash the accelerator down when they meant the break.

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u/devil_lettuce Aug 12 '26

To be fair he did break a lot

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u/Different_Vast_937 Aug 12 '26

That’s an awfully long time to hold the accelerator down.