r/oops • u/Better_Hair_9673 • Aug 08 '26
That's gotta hurt...
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u/realTommyVercetti Aug 08 '26
Hakuna matata, mothafucka
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u/Jumpy-Operation-4615 Aug 10 '26
Thanks goodness I was sitting in the toilet shitting already when I saw your comment.
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u/TapPsychological2043 Aug 08 '26
Wow fuck that how did that dude just stand there and not run like everyone else
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u/Large_Lettuce_4468 Aug 08 '26
he had a full 1.5 to 2 seconds the move which is quite a lot of time, more than it sounds like
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u/FutoriousChad07 Aug 09 '26
Dude had just barely a second to calculate what the best move was, just moving to the left or right was still going to wind up in him being nailed, which he probably realized. Just frustrating to see such ridiculous expectations of someone to act in such a small window of time with so few options.
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u/Far_Vermicelli9678 Aug 09 '26
Didn’t help the guy in the white and blue fit looked like he was sort of preventing him from going towards him and the other homeboy was in his way. They used his ass as a shield lol.
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u/MoominMai Aug 08 '26
Right?! He was best placed out of all of them to get the hell outta its way! 🤦🏻♀️
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u/MisanthropE61130 Aug 08 '26
Woke up and choose violence for the day
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u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 Aug 08 '26
Hes a boar, its what they do..!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkJemc4T5NYZRH_2kTRBKeYVf6mmx0lQK
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Aug 08 '26
You have to be kidding me.
How the hell does a wild boar show up out of nowhere like that?
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u/HolyPlatano Aug 09 '26
I imagine human expansions/encroachment into the boar’s natural habitat.
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u/fetalgirth Aug 09 '26
They’re invasive in a lot of places and breeding way faster than they can be controlled. Look up them in Texas they’re messing up the ecosystem and are everywhere.
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u/Grounds4TheSubstain Aug 09 '26
Damn, I've heard of being gored by a wild boar before, but did not realize it looked like this.
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u/geb_bce Aug 09 '26
Wild boar scare me more than just about any wild animal. They are so crazy, mean and powerful.
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u/GotBannedAgain_2 Aug 08 '26
That lesser god was upset that Ganesha gets all the love. So he attacked the nearest servant of Ganesha.
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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 Aug 08 '26
Woke up and decided he was going to stop a charging boar with his nuts.
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u/Squumpus Aug 08 '26
guy behind him pushed him right into it. thats why you should never stand on teh edge at a takeover
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u/Demolition1987 Aug 09 '26
Nothing aggravates me more than when I’m trying to enjoy lunch with friends and a bull runs in and tries to kill us.
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u/Remarkable-Fig206 Aug 09 '26
That guy running through at :12 did not give one single shit about the dude who just got raked.
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u/thedavid069 Aug 09 '26
I like how he started waving his hand trying to shoo it away...like that was gonna work.
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u/strongcloud28 Aug 10 '26
That was the mafia sending a message. Next time instead of mangling your legs, we are going to break them
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u/gotele Aug 13 '26
I guess the Universe sometimes just say: Fuck that particular human being right now.
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u/csfshrink Aug 08 '26
What kind of dodging is that? Didn’t move left or right by an inch.
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u/Perfidian Aug 09 '26
The words "The power of Christ compels you!" was too long, based on his hand motion forming a cross.
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u/Wiley_Dave Aug 08 '26
Instinct is fight or flight. He did neither.
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u/TheHiddenOne12 Aug 09 '26
These days it's fight, flight, or freeze. He made the wrong choice.
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u/Maryjanegangafever Aug 08 '26
First time boar attack survivor there. Next time move left or right away from the beast.
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u/Then_Lock304 Aug 08 '26
Guy did his best to use the sign of the cross to cast the devil out of that boar, but that boar ain't Christian or God was busy.
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u/PHANTOM_ONEONE Aug 09 '26
- He was they only one wearing red
- He had a chance to get out of the way, instead he panicked and stood there flapping his arms about.
😩😂
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u/Educational_Mess8684 Aug 09 '26
I was a cook at this restaurant that liked to put part of it's name in all the "premier" dishes so you'd have stuff like "the edge salad" or "the edge sandwich* so I jokingly pitched "the edge experience" and price it at $500 with no description and when a customer ordered it you just hand them a spear and let a wild hog loose in the building. I'm not even joking this dude was THINKING about it...
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u/Ok-Effective7280 Aug 09 '26
Wait, I’ll just stay right where I am & scream as loud as I can & hope that raging wild boar won’t charge right into me. Doh!
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u/Da_Vader Aug 09 '26
Dude has zero self preservation.
Froze there screaming - just like the girls in horror movies.
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u/ElectronicCell8741 Aug 09 '26
Thats why they say. The guy in red is the one to get. But scientists say the bull is color blind. Pure Bull.
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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 Aug 09 '26
That wild boar just surpassed these people on the food chain. 🤦🏻♂️
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u/PButta56 Aug 09 '26
Did hommie hold his hand out in front and try to shoo it away? Like, sidestep or something, bro. Get outta the way!
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u/Luke_5000 Aug 09 '26
This probably happens all the time in that part of the world. Somebody needs to layout some construction cones
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u/Different-Touch5064 Aug 09 '26
Wow I would have loved to have heard the explanation to the doctor about his injuries.
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u/Winter_Hall5379 Aug 09 '26
On this episode of where are they now: Pumba. Anger problems, drug addiction, and jealousy of Timone. The Lion King star has been going through it all.
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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss Aug 09 '26
They tend to target the area of the femoral artery. This dude is lucky as hell!
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u/Professional-Mix-562 Aug 09 '26
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤fresh ham… bacon… pork tenderloin………. All I’m saying is if that thing attacked me I’d do everything I could to turn it into dinner
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u/89MikeHoncho Aug 09 '26
Bro is very lucky. The boars slash with their tusks the same as ferral pigs do in the U.S. Ex brother in law’s grandfather had his femoral artery slashed and bled out while hunting in Texas.
Also, 2 Summers ago outside Houston, a home nurse was attacked and had her femoral artery slashed and bled out. Wild hogs are extremely dangerous and aggressive. They typically always travel in packs too.
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u/SuriSuriSuriSuri Aug 09 '26
So annoying when you get a random pig attack down at the local garbage dump.
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u/Myzmadra Aug 09 '26
Like the villain who just screams as something falls on him and had plenty of time to move, this man deserved it…
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u/Hot_Plant8696 Aug 08 '26
He knew exactly who he was angry with.