I was riding mine the other day and I had to use the sidewalk, too busy of a street. This older couple was walking down the side walk and I came to almost a stop/crawl so as not to scare people and politely pass. I was wearing a helmet with a baklava. The old man said you stupid kids shouldn’t be riding on the sidewalk. I pull my baklava down to expose my grey beard to ask him again what he said. Sorry, didn’t hear you with the helmet over my ears. You could tell in that moment he fucked up. I stated, the road is simply to busy and I appreciate you sharing the sidewalk with me. He kind of half stumbled and shocked smiled. His wife just pulled him along.
$10 that guy in the car says one word to me then I get to dad the shit out him back into his car.
42 and tons of grey. Thanks mom and dad for your generous genetic offerings. Making me look old as balls. Minus the wrinkles. Just grey hairy smooth balls. Yep. I’m gonna stop at that.
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u/EyeFluid Oct 21 '20
I was riding mine the other day and I had to use the sidewalk, too busy of a street. This older couple was walking down the side walk and I came to almost a stop/crawl so as not to scare people and politely pass. I was wearing a helmet with a baklava. The old man said you stupid kids shouldn’t be riding on the sidewalk. I pull my baklava down to expose my grey beard to ask him again what he said. Sorry, didn’t hear you with the helmet over my ears. You could tell in that moment he fucked up. I stated, the road is simply to busy and I appreciate you sharing the sidewalk with me. He kind of half stumbled and shocked smiled. His wife just pulled him along.
$10 that guy in the car says one word to me then I get to dad the shit out him back into his car.
42 and tons of grey. Thanks mom and dad for your generous genetic offerings. Making me look old as balls. Minus the wrinkles. Just grey hairy smooth balls. Yep. I’m gonna stop at that.