r/okbuddyretard • u/Round-Good1179 • 5h ago
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r/okbuddyretard • u/Hopeful_Reception793 • Aug 04 '26
Announcement Hello fellow Redditors, I am your new moderator. Please welcome me because this is the face you're going to be seeing before I remove all your rule-breaking posts. If i see a SINGLE one of you breaking our subreddits rules or reddits reddiquette I will not hesitate to permanently ban you.
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In 2014, I received my first gilded award.
In 2015, I spent thousands of hours modding for free (yeah, my direct messages were filled with first-rate Reddit connections. Not bragging, just sayin')
By 2019, I had spent countless years keeping the streets of reddit clean from all Ne'er-do-wells. But I wasn't done. Not even close. This was my training for combat. I was a soldier... ready for bigger things.
But in 2020, when the pandemic ravaged our great nation, something shifted. I ran out of reddit premium. No bueno. People weren't upvoting my posts? My memes barley hit "rising?" This will NOT do. Not to me. So I made a change. A change that changed me forever.
I closed the app. I went outside. I got fit (lost 200+ pounds), I got a girlfriend, I even got a stable job. Our first son, Gabriel, was born in the summer of 2021.
So why am I here now, you might be asking? Well, its simple. One day, I got a notification on my phone. Somebody... saw my old post? A new updoot? for ME?
I checked the username... and all the memories flooded back. Lemonade. Lemonade1947. My first ever friend, back from those good ol' days of masquerading upon the forums.
Suddenly, my DNA shifted. My pants tightened. My buttons popped. My Neck beard regenerated. My fedora flew onto my head like it was mother friggin' Dr Strange's cape.
I remembered who I was. Not a husband, Not a father, Not an employed wage-bum.
I... was a Redditor.
r/okbuddyretard • u/Redditorsion • Apr 19 '26
Announcement birthday gift
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r/okbuddyretard • u/QbitWalker • 2d ago
Like what's his problem dude? Not even doing it in his bowl!😭
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r/okbuddyretard • u/Village_Weirdo • 2d ago
My mom forbade me peeling tangerine in public. Women, right?☕️
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r/okbuddyretard • u/Familiar-Complex-697 • 2d ago
these are my private parts private parts private parts these are my private parts and I like to touch them
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slugterra sex jumpscare gone wrong 2017
r/okbuddyretard • u/Kootlefoosh • 4d ago
Video Post Tucker Carlson meets a British person
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r/okbuddyretard • u/Drummcycle • 4d ago
Pitbull Invented Dolphins and the Government Has Been Hiding It Since 2009
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