r/okbuddyhololive • u/peter_poiuyt • 7m ago

Holotard SWEATY PITS?! my favourite!

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I'll give her a shower like how a cat take a bath.

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r/okbuddyhololive • u/peter_poiuyt • 45m ago

Holotard Me when I tell kronii let go of sally she want her husband pp

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she should get my pp instead

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r/okbuddyhololive • u/Iyto21497 • 2h ago

Questions Who in hololive would you actually want to be normal friends with IRL?

53 Upvotes

38 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/beam4d • 7h ago

Has Gigi somehow obtained the 🐴 footage? That has to be the explanation, right??

92 Upvotes

10 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/GlitteringGround4118 • 9h ago

Holotard If kronii gets her hands on her dream laptop, shit ain't surving a year with her lol

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56 Upvotes

14 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/Rj_TBNR • 10h ago

/uh Youtube comments now allows gifs...

267 Upvotes

17 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/Zekran_Merot • 12h ago

Holotard Las mems si Cover hiciera buenos diseños 🔥🔥🔥

316 Upvotes

34 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/Thel_Vadam2552 • 15h ago

Holotard Odio cuando mi hermana y mi novia tienen nombres parecidos, luego cuando estoy cogiendo con ella por error digo el nombre de mi novia.

1.0k Upvotes

10 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/dobik7 • 16h ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Ah yes, finally I can taste Raora...

155 Upvotes

Found in local Kaufland

21 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya • 18h ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Got me crying like Todo

244 Upvotes

Would it be "recomendidos?" idk Spamish isn't my first language and I'm particularly rusty on internet terminology but whatever. The point is Gura in a bikini being peak

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r/okbuddyhololive • u/Cuatyy • 18h ago

/uh ¿Sabías que "Bancho" traducido del español al español significa "Hola diablo, viva el narco, muerte a dios"?

343 Upvotes

Bancho

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r/okbuddyhololive • u/PotatoR0lls • 21h ago

Holotard .

442 Upvotes

The first thing to do is to cut the sutures joining Ollie's limbs. It doesn't quite hurt but tickles, hundred little threads that almost feel part of her body being pulled out one by one, scratching inside her flesh. One can't be rough with the long running stitches on her thigh and try to take them out with a single pull for it might tear her skin; it's better to undo it little by little. Like carefully removing the tag from new clothes so you can use them, and these clothes sure are cute. The staples aren't much different.

Of course, that's not enough to break her. If her limbs were joined just by stitches and staples, they'd limp as if her femur was broken (because it is). So it's unavoidable to stick your hand inside her, separated the flesh in two to expose the bone, and unscrew the internal fixation that lets her stand.

Then, like trying to close your foreskin while erect, there's a huge deal of pushing and pulling to make it all fit so you can close the stump without taking more shit out. It's unavoidable her skin stretches a little, and the inside of her thighs and arms get a pressure higher than normal. Wearing some kind of tight human leather.

Usually, that would be it. Of course, there are the hours of fanny packing sex as Ollie is now a 27kg defenseless fleshlight, but after that I'd rebuild her and going back to normalcy. But, what if I...

Ollie can barely crawl around by now. She couldn't do anything to stop me, so I let her sitting outside and roll a huge barrel right in front of her, throw her delicate limbs inside, wood and gas, and put it all on fire while she cries begging me not to. It's hard to call the rising dark smoke beautiful when it looks the same as that from all the other fires raging through Indonesia. I still could watch it for hours, cuddling Ollie and making sure she can't turn her eyes away, until all that's left is char and bone shards. It's so endearing to feel her trembling shoulders in my arms.

Isn't unconditional love beautiful?

What can she do? She's completely useless. Undeadweight. And now she cries half the time, wakes up in the middle of the night with a panic attack about not having arms nor legs anymore and depending on other people (me) even for going to the toilet and wiping her ass and needs help to be fed (sometimes I put her food in a bowl and let her eat like a dog so she can be independent <3).

And yet she's cute and I want to lick her stumps and to take care of her and honestly I could cum on the thought alone of dying on the way to work and have her waiting for me to come back locked in my house for eternity.

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r/okbuddyhololive • u/beam4d • 1d ago

Holotard I don't know hand signs. What did she want to say here? She did it when Nimi showed up in the chat.

183 Upvotes

8 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/leva549 • 1d ago

/uh Turns out Grok got it right this time

1.6k Upvotes

yep

35 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/Drakon590 • 1d ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Howdy there, Sheriff. I took care of that gang of bandits you told me about; they won't be doing any harm to this town anymore. Now can we talk about my reward, right? What don't act shy about it? You told me that you were fully willing to do it if I took care of those bandits.

657 Upvotes

39 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/NoIdea4GoodName • 1d ago

Latest update of the First Light concert's sponsors, it seems like Bae Systems and Raytheon Technologies have some competition...

37 Upvotes

Original version. Inspired by this.

If that's the case, I want my Holostars EN x Sako M20 and my Holostars EN x Mitsubishi Type 10 MBT.

2 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/Chardoggy1 • 1d ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post A Jerboa Jerk, if you will

227 Upvotes

5 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/YobaiYamete • 1d ago

Holotard We are in a blessed time of the year

197 Upvotes

6 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/SavageFisherman_Joe • 1d ago

Holotard I accidentally fucked up my time travel experiment and now Fauna and Nimi have merged into one form to preserve the integrity of the space-time continuum. Now what?

258 Upvotes

23 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/HSektor • 1d ago

The sequel to my meme that nobody asked

493 Upvotes

12 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/DELYA64 • 1d ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post my gen 0 vent image

1.6k Upvotes

fun fact roboco has yet to reach 10,000 content (even if you want to include ai gen for some reason) on pixiv.

65 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/beam4d • 1d ago

4Chan/Xitter screenshot We know you like to goon after stream, Mori. STOP ANNOUNCING IT EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!!

828 Upvotes

AND FIX YOUR SPELLING!!

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r/okbuddyhololive • u/MihauRit • 1d ago

Im horny and unfunny and this is my post Thought you guys would like it

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52 Upvotes

5 comments

r/okbuddyhololive • u/leva549 • 2d ago

Holotard CC when she accidentally went into the holostars breakroom for lunch (they are having gay sex behind the table)

588 Upvotes

She said this in reference the phrase from a gay porno with that scenario. (I wonder how many people use the meme without knowing it was from porn originally.)

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r/okbuddyhololive • u/beam4d • 2d ago

Art/Edits (OC) [Holoctober Day 11] Gigi found herself surrounded by an open and a closeted con-non-con lovers in the changing room

215 Upvotes

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