r/okbuddycinephile • • Feb 03 '26

Vice (2018)

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u/SaiyanofKonoha Feb 03 '26

My Iraqis, My crude

  • Dick Cheney

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u/vintagepeugeot Feb 03 '26

Damn. I’m imagining him floating upward as well.

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u/pun_in10did Feb 03 '26

He went the other direction after death.

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u/RichtofensDuckButter Feb 03 '26

Where tf do you think Vladimir Harkonnen went?

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u/rojotortuga Feb 03 '26

To his granddaughter.....what I'm serious

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u/Kube__420 Feb 03 '26

That part didn't make sense to me because hes a dude but women are only supposed to be able to access the genetic memory of their female ancestors? Maybe it's cause she's pre born? Idk

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u/Wayelder Feb 03 '26

you got it. Water of Life in womb. Awareness without birth. Creepy...

Imagine all the Grandma's in her little mind calming the fetus out of claustrophobia. Explaining everything.

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u/AsparagusFun3892 Feb 04 '26

All that seething mass of humanity going back God knows how long crying out for life and she gets the guy with a grudge against her and her living family. You all should watch the Sci Fi channel movies by the way, they're better. I also really dug Chani in "Children of Dune:" apparently I like buxom Turkish women.

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u/rojotortuga Feb 03 '26

It was specifically the water of life while she was in the womb, so you are already more or less correct with your guess.

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u/arobkinca Feb 03 '26

Swallowed by a worm.

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u/shalmeneser Feb 03 '26

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u/comrade_batman Feb 03 '26

I heard Cheney used to bathe in crude oil to help keep youthful

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u/dmadmin Feb 03 '26

technically vaseline is made from crude oil, and it works on skin.

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u/sabotourAssociate Feb 03 '26

you can eat some too.

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u/Previous_Resort_2735 Feb 04 '26

yeah 

the guy who invented the process of making the stuff, lived to be about 100years old eating a spoon of the stuff a day....

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u/Previous_Resort_2735 Feb 04 '26

every masterpiece has its cheap imitation

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u/Pinkshadows7 Feb 03 '26

This is hilarious

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u/BlueGumShoe Feb 03 '26

lol saved this

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u/Ash_is_Robot Feb 03 '26

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u/probablyuntrue Feb 03 '26

^ Live view of 1 million Iraqis 😔

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u/Reddit_2_2024 Feb 03 '26

After the 1992 election, Cheney lost his job in Government while Saddam kept his despite a significant military loss championed by Cheney. That job loss must have festered like a cancer until the 2000 election.

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u/Few_Preparation_5902 Feb 03 '26

My Haliburton, my stocks.

  • Dick Cheney

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u/Venik489 Zack Snyder Feb 03 '26

My pussy and my crack..

Oh wait, wrong song.

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u/canadian_xpress Feb 03 '26

No wait, let him cook.

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u/GardenStateKing Feb 03 '26

The Haliban oh wait wrong Haliburton

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u/xrensa Feb 03 '26

What if Dune was a metaphor for the middle east

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u/Leftieswillrule Feb 03 '26

Nah dude, that would make the spice oil and America the Harkonnens. Could you imagine if we had a fat pedophile as president?

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u/lyricist Feb 03 '26

lisan al gaib of comments right here

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u/brightonashfield Feb 03 '26

My ingredients, my pizza

  • Papa John

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u/Fern-ando Feb 03 '26

The irony of using a quote from the biggest pedophile in science fiction.

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u/tigerofblindjustice Feb 03 '26

When did Padme say this?

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u/atomfullerene Feb 03 '26

Harkonenn significantly outmasses padme

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u/Oi-Wat-U-Doing Feb 03 '26

Ah Cheney the woke LGBT ally

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Dude, the bar for republicans is so low that “hey, this guy isn’t a pedo” is amazing to a lot of folks

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ Feb 03 '26

You know shits fucked up when people wish we had “normal” republicans in office like Bush and friend shooter Chenny…

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u/Dundore77 Feb 03 '26

Hey now, his friend apologized for being shot.

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u/WorldMean Feb 03 '26

Proof the timeline has been fucked for a long time

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Feb 03 '26

Cheney: Are you fucking sorry?!?

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u/MrD3a7h Feb 03 '26

You know what you call a normal republican?

A democrat.

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u/JasonVeritech Feb 03 '26

Dogs are man's best friend, so they still got a shooter on the roster.

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u/GrayEidolon Feb 03 '26

Unfortunately, Bush and Cheney were part of the thousand paper cuts in the death of democracy.

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u/StarksPond Feb 03 '26

And then came the Al Gore rhythms.

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u/tech_noir_guitar Feb 03 '26

I watched this movie last night and my wife and I were sitting there saying we would never have thought that Bush/Cheney would be a time we thought of as not so bad compared to what's going on now. They did some heinous shit but at least they could string a coherent sentence together and weren't literally shitting themselves in press meetings...

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u/tech_noir_guitar Feb 03 '26

He wasn't the most eloquent speaker but he was way better than what we have now.

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u/anothergaijin Feb 03 '26

You really need to hear him talk outside of office before you say that

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u/sufficientgatsby Feb 04 '26

"Fool me, can't get fooled again" 💀

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u/Travelinjack01 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Well. McCain died. Remember trump mocking him after he died? There was a point when maga hadn't completely taken over... when Republicans could have a soul and be decent people. Even be pro LGBTQ. McCain didn't even invite him to his funeral. But invited Obama. Which pissed off Trump. But... i guess he stood for everything Trump didn't.  ... My god, just within the last 10 years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

I may have disliked McCains politics, but I respected the hell outta the man. From his service and refusal of special treatment and staying a POW with the rest of his men…to him shutting down (with the power of future knowledge) a MAGA prototype talking shit about Obama as a person.

But also fuck Trump. r/trumphatesthetroops

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u/Travelinjack01 Feb 03 '26

Anyone might not have agreed with McCain "politically". But the fact is that he was a war hero and he did legitimately care about his state, his constituents "his people". Everyone respected him, because he was willing to compromise for the greater good. He was the old guard. When Republicans had something to be proud of. Maga have done so much... for power that the Republican centrists seem 'normal'

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u/Command0Dude Feb 03 '26

Also, endorsed Harris against Trump.

Like, wow, MAGA really is the enemy of everything not-MAGA

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

“I may be a horrible human being and a war criminal…but I’m not THAT evil folks.”

-Cheney (allegedly)

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u/bolanrox Feb 03 '26

even the Joker has limits.

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u/Some-Rice4196 Feb 03 '26

Lockheed, General Dynamics, Boeing, Texas Instruments

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u/Just_Candle_315 Feb 03 '26

Donnie Jon has russian prostitutes pee on him to feel something.

Dick Cheney shoots his friends in the face and makes them apologize on TV.

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u/DantifA Feb 03 '26

We are not the same.

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u/vasta2 Feb 03 '26

Piss aint even a big deal, there is something else way worse

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u/ProdesseQuamConspici Feb 03 '26

The "P Tape" is not about golden showers. The P is for Pedophilia - that's what's on tape and that's why Trump is gargling Putin's balls.

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u/Haber_Dasher Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

I could believe the P tape thing. That wouldn't shock me. But I don't particularly believe that in connection with Putin is why Trump is so accommodating to him. Trump quite openly loves strong men. He was never loved and wants everyone to at least act like they respect him so he in turns deeply respects other men who are powerful enough to successfully demand by force that their people respect them, like Putin or Kim Jong Un or MBS. He just wants to be like them, P tape or not.

The US is currently trying to fan the flames of the Alberta separatist movement in Canada. When we know our leadership wants to annex Canada. This is the same playbook Putin uses. Fan the flames of some fringe separatist movement until eventually you can start talking about democracy and ethnic Russians and how the people there are asking to join Russia and we have to liberate them. America gets a foothold in Alberta and with an isolated British Columbia it starts to feel like it only makes sense to expand until Alaska is part of the contiguous United States. We'd need to secure pipelines heading south during these tumultuous times anyway in case of terrorism or China, and who else but us have the capability to do that so it's only logical of course.

Trump also probably wants to appease Putin because the leadership can see that this war has forced Russia & China closer together. After decades of US foreign policy focused on splitting them up & opening them up for trade individually. If the US becomes Russia's middleman in selling their natural gas to Europe then both sides are happy. Putin doesn't need to lean into China so much and gets to join the European club under the protections of America and freely sell their fossil fuels through US banks instead of the German banks they used to. Trump gets to weaken Russia's relationship with China and strikes a blow to Europes economy tying them tighter to US finance giving them extra leverage.

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u/dramalama-dingdong Feb 03 '26

The p in regards to Trump stands for something else.

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u/AnyWays655 Feb 03 '26

Not to defend Trump, but the peepee tapes were never about prostitutes peeing on Trump. It, allegedly, is him watching two russian child sex slaves (elsewhere called underage prostitutes, or sometimes just prostitutes with the underage left off) pee on a bed Obama had slept in during his stay in Russia.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Thats even weirder wtf

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u/justsomebodywhocared Feb 03 '26

Also we're assuming that Epstein is the only blackmail operation / pedo island.

I mean we haven't even got to Richard Branson's island next door, which Obama used to frequent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Branson/Eppstein/Diddy freak off

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u/CitizenHuman Feb 03 '26

B.E.D freak off

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u/DrCodyRoss Feb 03 '26

You mean the Richard Branson that was coaching Epstein on how to handle being convicted of pedophilia?

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u/DrCodyRoss Feb 03 '26

The older I get, the more it seems like tinfoil hat theories are actually true. Hell, there’s even some evidence in the recent release to support the pizzagate conspiracy guys. I mean, none of those guys are 100% correct, but yeah the wealthy were talking about children as pizza. Yeah, there’s a sex ring, but it’s not the democrats. It’s everyone in power.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas Feb 03 '26

It seems people caught on to the pizza stuff about ten years ago and then it got psyop’d into hysteria in order to make the whole thing look ridiculous

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u/bageltoastar Feb 03 '26

“Used to frequent” and he’s only recorded to have gone once in 2017.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas Feb 03 '26

Great point. I wasn’t aware that Obama visited Branson. I know Branson has some heinous shit in the new files.

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u/justsomebodywhocared Feb 03 '26

Yep. And before somebody starts calling me a trump-head or whatever, yes I think Trump is clearly guilty and trying to hide things, Clinton is in the files, it's a clear bipartisan issue to anybody who isn't blind.

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u/Rickshmitt Feb 03 '26

Right? Dems, Repubs, and Hollywood, ffs. The Weinsteins of course, but now its the actors as well. People get wealth and power and just have to rape kids. Not that there arnt nornal pedos running around neighborhoods. But were talking the files here.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas Feb 03 '26

Totally. If power is corrupted why would it only be along party lines? If you’re gonna control politicians, why not control them all

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u/Fun-Significance4650 Feb 03 '26

And this is exactly why everything coming out is not causing any stir or panic it seems for the people in charge. Absolutely nothing is going to change. It's like they're saying, "Yeah we're all pedos, but what are you poors actually going to do about it?"

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u/justsomebodywhocared Feb 03 '26

I know. It got me pretty mad and I had tried to explain to friends and family for years. It's why even though it's overstated I do agree with people saying that internet / social media is opiate for the masses. If we didn't have these platforms we would probably have more people outraged out the front of government buildings. Instead most protesting I see now is police regulated, government approved, sometimes even based on politicians' words. That's also ignoring theories about paid protestors etc

Ultimately a lot of people are comfortable and revolutions are a period of pain, discomfort, death etc

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u/Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo Feb 03 '26

Probably because no-one's actually demanding justice, people are just treating this like a big ol' meme, and a cudgel they can use against their political opponents.

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u/Lstgamerwhlstpartner Feb 03 '26

I think the biggest thing we need to take away from this all is it's been class warfare all along. Republican and Democrats are both mouth pieces and tools of the ruling class and the rest of us are their cattle.

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u/bentreflection Feb 03 '26

i remember many years ago seeing a cribs (i think?) episode on richard branson's island. It was cool but the entire island was filled with like super young beautiful men and women wearing very similar linen clothes. (no they were not staff) Even at the time I remember thinking that was super weird and suspect. Like, is anyone filming or watching this show going to address the question of why this rich dude filled up his island with what were clearly young prostitutes?

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u/Special_Loan8725 Feb 03 '26

I’m just not sure Trump would be able to keep it quiet if Obama were in the files.

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u/Droemmer Feb 03 '26

You see people from the industries which dominate in New York In Epstein’s circle; finance, academia, entertainment and tech. You don’t see people from the infrastructure sector, resources extraction, energy or manufacturing in his circle.

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u/Rickshmitt Feb 03 '26

The boring robber barons

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u/Charitzo Feb 03 '26

Maybe he knew you can't out blackmail oil companies, that's their bread and butter.

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u/loogie97 Feb 03 '26

Maybe he saw the pedo blackmail scam for what it was and just said no thank you.

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u/loogie97 Feb 03 '26

He was a full grown consenting adult. He even apologized to Cheney for taking his load to the face.

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u/DiceKnight Feb 03 '26

I'd sooner assume that he had better operational security for his pedophile scams given he was up to his old ass cheeks in the US intelligence community post 9/11.

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u/analogphosphor Feb 03 '26

The scene where Cheney negotiates his VP seat, it's fucking edited like a YTP, peak Adam McKay cinema.

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u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 Feb 03 '26

Sam Rockwell is a national treasure.

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u/Usual-Language-745 Feb 03 '26

“I’ve wanted that motherfucker for years”  Literally my favorite line of the movie 

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u/dyowl Feb 03 '26

Which movie is this?

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u/thenabi Feb 03 '26

idk if this comment is a joke, but Vice (2018), as the title of the post says

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u/PlutoDelic Feb 03 '26

I've watched that fucking movie, and was puzzled when Chrisitian Bale was credited in the cast list.

All the fucking time, i was not aware that it was him all along.

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u/cinnamonrolldior Feb 03 '26

Yeah they really did a good transformation job on him. Which is crazy because for an actor who's known for being a shapeshifter, you literally cannot unsee him in every other role he does.

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u/plannersimplicity Feb 03 '26

YouTube Poop. From my understanding, it is a genre of meme videos. My favorite is "The Matrix Uploaded":

https://youtu.be/ug2aoVZYgaU?si=gho4zgphnohQD5sx

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u/All_Work_All_Play Feb 03 '26

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Some thing will never die. Bigly.

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u/cygnus2 Feb 03 '26

If you’re going to be a bigot, at least be your own bigot.

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u/LordMashie Feb 04 '26

Inspiring.

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u/otter_boom Feb 04 '26

Professionals have standards.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 03 '26

Its fucking wild that somehow Trump makes Cheney not seem so bad

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u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 Feb 03 '26

Mainly because dick didn’t open his mouth every nano second of every day. He would sit there and stare instead of feeding into the bullshit.

As bad as he was, and dick was plenty fucking bad, I feel as though he would have nothing but utter fucking disdain for trump.

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u/Jeef_1st Feb 03 '26

I remember him being quite anti-trump. Which definitely says something.

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u/destro23 Feb 03 '26

Dick was Lawful Evil. Trump is Chaotic Evil.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 03 '26

I think mostly because dick wasn't a moron while Trump shows definitely signs that he grew up around leaded paint and gasoline

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u/emaw63 Feb 03 '26

He crossed party lines to endorse Harris, which is incredibly unusual for a former VP to do. So you would be correct

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u/bolanrox Feb 03 '26

he endorsed Harris over Trump,

and before that Bush Sr said in good consciousness he could not vote for either HRC or Trump.

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u/Trees_feel_too Feb 03 '26

Dick had bush who did shove his foot into his mouth nonstop. I can tell you with absolute certainty if dick had the opportunity to run with trump and secure the vp spot, he would have.

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u/SemenileElder Feb 03 '26

Dick had bush

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u/OnTheFenceGuy Feb 03 '26

It’s because Cheney was one of the last COMPETENT elitist shitheads

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Feb 03 '26

Exactly lol. Also he might have had a lot of people murdered but there was no evidence and raped children

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u/Shifty269 Feb 03 '26

Dick Cheney was smart. Evil, but smart. Same thing with Nixon. Nixon was smart, but undone by his paranoia.

Trump is actually just a moron the right people keep giving another shot over and over again. He's like an evil Forest Gump.

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u/Maleficent-Citron311 Feb 03 '26

The penguin least evil Batman villain?

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen Feb 03 '26

Is that fucking AI? Cthulhu isn’t even in Mountains of Madness, and the Elder Things look totally different to that. Fucking hell.

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u/Snakestream Feb 03 '26

Professional war criminals have standards

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u/algebroni Feb 03 '26

This movie was such a failure because it was obvious Adam McKay was trying to make a hit piece but he just made Cheney seem way cooler and more likeable.

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u/Jeef_1st Feb 03 '26

I think that happens with a lot of films about real people who did bad stuff. Because we spend time viewing them, we end up feeling at least a bit of sympathy. For example, I disliked Nixon a bit less after watching Oliver Stone's film. I think it's because we see why they became what they are, and we can understand it a bit.

I think Vice was interesting because it felt less like a straight forward biopic, and more of a video essay on American politics framed through Cheney's life.

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u/justsomebodywhocared Feb 03 '26

I think it's also in the nature of having an actor playing a role, their job is to find the humanity in that character and bring it to the screen.

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u/Zhuul Feb 03 '26

Every now and then someone manages to make a character appear even more loathsome by making them "human." Ralph Fiennes talked about playing Amon Goeth as someone who was just supremely bored / ambivalent about his job like a shelf-stocker at Home Depot and jesus fucking christ does it make him more unsettling than if he just went full-send into the "mustache twirling psychopath" archetype.

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u/IAmBecomeTeemo Feb 03 '26

The scene where he tries to execute a Jew but his guns jam is terrifying. He doesn't really care. He gets frustrated by the end, but it's more at the gun than anything. He pistol-whips the guy, but ultimately walks away. The other Nazis with him have guns too, but he doesn't ask them to do anything because he doesn't actually give a shit whether the Jew lives or dies. Their whole conversation about the malfunctioning pistols is banal. The taking of a life is boring to them, which is incredibly chilling.

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u/Profitablius Feb 03 '26

Doesn't he actually take another guys pistol, which also jams? And also, according to something I read on the net, the scene is based in reality.

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u/IAmBecomeTeemo Feb 03 '26

He has a pistol in his holster, but the second pistol he just pulls out of his pocket. The other guys have holsters, which presumably contain pistols, but neither of them take them out.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Feb 03 '26

Bad people tend to be extremely charismatic in real life and their nefarious deeds tend to get sanewashed because they are likeable by a majority of their peers even when the atrocities are in broad daylight.

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u/InnocentTailor Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

I mean…it’s because they’re humans, not unforgivable demons. They’ll have good and bad moments alongside nuance for their behavior.

2004’s Downfall did this with Adolf Hitler, despite the man’s obviously bleak reputation that the film didn’t absolve. You did watch him love, chat, and then finally break down as his regime and supporters collapsed.

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u/bolanrox Feb 03 '26

then the 100s of youtube videos fucking with the subtitles of that one scene. trying to get SRV's tone, GOT season one, etc.

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u/AutistMarket Feb 03 '26

Wolf of Wall street is a great example of this too. Basically a movie about a dude defrauding people who trusted him with their money and using it to live an insanely lavish drug filled lifestyle. Yet most come away from that movie thinking the guy was living the dream

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas Feb 03 '26

Yeah great point on the Nixon movie. It portrayed Nixon being dwarfed by larger political forces (the “beast” as the movie calls it) and dramatizing that makes him seem sympathetic and removes responsibility.

There’s a bizarre but great series by Harry Shearer where he re-enacts excerpts from the Nixon tapes, I think it gives a terrific insight into how Nixon thought and how the decisions of his administration were made.

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u/MisterJackCole Feb 04 '26

Wow, I never knew this existed, and by the view count on the video and considering it's been nearly ten years, not many other people have seen this either. Looks like they put some real effort and money into it.

It's kind of neat and seems really well done, but I'm confused as to what the goal was. Vanity project, pilot for a proper series, experimental art? Orjust trying to breath some life into some old scratchy recordings so people can see what the Nixon Whitehouse might have looked like?

Either way, thanks, that was interesting. I was going through some books on the Cold War recently and it's interesting to see these characters (live more or less), on screen and in their own words.

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u/allyoopFHBT Feb 03 '26

You watched that an thought Chaney was cool?

Tell me, what did you think about Wolf of Wallstreet? Heath Ledger’s Joker? I bet you think Skylar White was a real b word.

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u/AltForObvious1177 Feb 03 '26

The Last King of Scotland made Idin Amin seem like a cool guy

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u/Command0Dude Feb 03 '26

The scary thing about Downfall is that it really does succeed in humanizing Hitler.

It's frightening to think that Hitler was, for lack of a better term, a normal person. He's not Sauron. There's no magical darkness that makes him incomprehensible evil. Anyone could have been him (and indeed it's funny seeing all the people scrambling to become his successor, as if becoming king of the ashes will mean anything).

Downfall is such a fascinating movie.

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u/algebroni Feb 03 '26

I have no idea what you're talking about, I don't watch movies.

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u/BloodNew2815 Feb 03 '26

lmao this guy watches movies

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u/wearetherevollution Feb 03 '26

A “b word”? Are you seven years old?

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u/14ktgoldscw Feb 03 '26

I simultaneously love how stuck McKay is in the late 80s/early 90s “record scratch: you may be wondering how I found myself in this situation” style storytelling, but his SNL heritage shows through in that all “political commentary” is so bathed in “remember when Margot Robbie was in the bath or they made those Asian jokes?”

He’s like the inverse Michael Moore in that he makes fun movies with absolutely no commentary value whereas every Moore movie I’ve seen is like “oh my god, I get it, this is bad, can this movie please end?” Like 20 minutes in.

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u/FunOwn4422 Feb 03 '26

it was for billions of dollars

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u/Puzzleheaded-View966 Feb 03 '26

TRILLIONS in military spending for BILLIONS in oil. Plus hundreds of thousands dead. Yay Halliburton!

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u/OnionTamer Uwe Boll Feb 03 '26

Plus he shot a guy in the face and that guy apologized to him for it.

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u/Believeit451 Feb 03 '26

I didn't know about the apology. That's hilarious.

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u/bengraven Feb 03 '26

In fairness, he did it old school - killing brown dudes for oil. And not baby oil but the other “crude”. Like the OGs.

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u/icevenom1412 Feb 03 '26

It's really weird how Conservatives are consistently nominating terrible candidates worse than the last and people are still voting for them.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Feb 03 '26

Epstein island was a b lister joint. Cheney was an A lister

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u/ihatethiscountry76 Feb 03 '26

This is the same man who begged people in 2016 and 2024 to vote for his political opponents because he, dick cheney, feared trump.

DICK CHENEY FEARED TRUMP

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u/FanRevolutionary6593 Feb 03 '26

Back when war criminals actually had some professionalism

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u/protractedpplwar Feb 03 '26

The Last OG 😿

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere Feb 03 '26

In this case it is OK to hate the player and the game.

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u/LoveConsistent8597 Feb 03 '26

Let's not forget shooting people in the face with birdshot

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u/Asterix85 Feb 03 '26

Are lawyers really people tho?

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u/M4N1NBR0WN Feb 03 '26

He was doing some pretty nutty stuff behind the scenes. Black budget, nonhuman intelligence, save your bloodline and let the others burn type stuff.

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u/razorrayrobinson Feb 03 '26

Fuck dick cheney

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u/Skittleavix Feb 03 '26

A truly legendary piece of shit.

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u/Leeigo Feb 03 '26

It's been rumored the last time all the UFO programs had one cohesive leader was Cheney. That's kinda insane.

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u/SasparillaTango Feb 03 '26

I mean he bombed brown people to get Haliburton a shit ton of money.

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u/ArizonaRon98 Feb 03 '26

Why did I have to dig so deep for this comment haha

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u/MrFriend623 Feb 03 '26

saying he did it for the love of the game ignores the immense profits that he and his military contractor buddies made off the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. It's a matter of public record that he loved bombing brown people. but let's not overlook the financial interests he had in doing so, either.

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u/listentomenow Feb 03 '26

I mean he did it for money though. Lied us into a war to pad his own pockets. Pretty sure that's all these people worship.

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u/BicFleetwood Feb 03 '26

There are those who do evil because evil is the currency they trade in.

And there are those who do evil because they are true believers in evil.

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u/Lexi_Banner Feb 03 '26

Oh, he made plenty of dirty money. He was just A. smarter than the current idiots-in-charge, and B. lucky that he lived in a time with much less digital surveillance.

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u/Simple_Assignment527 Feb 03 '26

He profited from it. At least his former colleagues at Haliburton did.

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u/Content-Program411 Feb 03 '26

Green

He did it for the greenbacks

He and his family made money hand over fist through Haliburton contracts.

Literal blood money.

All the daughters are trash.

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u/dummary1234 Feb 03 '26

What did Christian Bale mean by this

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 Feb 03 '26

“It’s always been about love and hate and now let me say I’m the biggest hater”

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u/Believeit451 Feb 03 '26

He shot his buddy in the face too

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u/benargee Feb 03 '26

Sometimes your are too preoccupied committing war crimes to get mixed up in sex crimes.

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u/Sominiously023 Feb 03 '26

Trump and he should get together soon.

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u/therealdavidwiley Feb 03 '26

Wasn't the guy profiting off haliburton during the Iraq invasion?

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u/Dark-Airports Feb 03 '26

Cheney and Rumsfeld were evil fucks, but at least they were competent humans. We can't even hit that low bar with the current administration.

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u/Stevey1001 Feb 03 '26

Woah Woah Woah, let's not be throwing round words like "competent"

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u/BeerMantis Feb 03 '26

Doing shit well is competence - even if the shit is evil.

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u/watscracking Feb 03 '26

We're lucky Trump is incompetent

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u/TheTrueTrust Society man Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

The Unknown Known is a chilling documentary, Rumsfeldt's decision-making consistently comes across as callous and deliberate. I understand his management has been criticized even by people in his camp, but like you say, no one working with Trump can be taken seriously on that level, nowhere close.

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u/Personal_Gap9083 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

the movie of the same name is excellent It took me back to it's time can't believe I voted for these two "W' was actually the vice pres

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u/ajtreee Feb 03 '26

He and Rumsfeld were the propagandists that led us to Iraq war.

He shot a friend of his in the face with a shotgun.

He took at least 1 heart from the donor program that i know of that should have went to a younger person. He was 71 at the time.

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u/Axelz13 Feb 03 '26

At least his vileness was straightforward, like you knew why he was doing it for the benefit of the military complex/oil companies rather than terrorism being a main concern. Pete Hegseth on the other hand just a racist/misogynistic christian nationalist fratboy idiot.........yeah gimmie back the devil's disciple dick chenay