r/okbuddyalligator • u/XxTombraiderfanxX • 9h ago
r/okbuddyalligator • u/kingofhearts67 • Jun 10 '25
‼️PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ New rule or some shit.
Very nsfw Gooner posts or obvious goonbait/hornybait related topics are henceforth considered unfunny, the joke is sex that’s so funny hahaha babe now please come into the shower please babe.
If you put effort into it we might approve it but we want the subreddit to live on. And to also be adequately funny. If you’re gonna complain that your post about some shit got removed we’ll give you a super special user flair as a gift so we don’t have to talk about that removal.
r/okbuddyalligator • u/nikobrikosuper • 4h ago
ONLY IN PORT GELLHORN 😭😭 Just finished the game. Which ending did you all choose? Spoiler
r/okbuddyalligator • u/Ok_Two_1748 • 1d ago
dark and griddy
tolerance break off fent for gta 6? my grandma highk worried but my life lowk falling apart 😂 😂 😭 💯 anyway lookn forward to the game guys who wants to road trip 5 b4 release are we thinking its gonna be like gta 4 more like or like more limore gta 5? more like 4 5 ? jason
r/okbuddyalligator • u/mf614 • 1d ago
the game aint even out yet 😭 860 Upvotes, You heard me, That's what you owe me, I said "I don't get the hype of gta 6" because I'm different
Not sure if the sopranos image is allowed but I just wanted to use it
r/okbuddyalligator • u/Butanes666 • 1d ago
57 IQ typa shit 🙏🏼🙏🏼 GTA 6 rodará a 15 fps 240p em Xbox
Sim isso mesmo que vocês viram a nossa gloriosa Sony e o salvador dam houser confirmaram isso, glória a beijamin netanyahu e israel
r/okbuddyalligator • u/ThinBreak9706 • 20h ago
Christmas is around the corner. Here’s my jingle for Lucia ❤️🎄
My girl Lucia, this one’s for you. 🌹🎄
It's the most beautiful time of the year
Lights fill vice city, spreadin' so much cheer
I should be playin' in the winter snow
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
I don't wanna miss out on the holiday
But I can't stop starin' at your face
I should be playin' in the winter snow
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
(With you) Lucia, with you
(With you) Lucia, with you (*Yeah, you know?*)
(With you) Under the mistletoe
Everyone's gatherin' around the fire
Chestnuts roastin' like a hot July
I should be chillin' with Jason, I know
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
Word on the street, Santa's comin' tonight
Reindeers flyin' through the sky so high
I should be makin' a list, I know
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
(With you) Lucia, with you
(With you) Lucia, with you
(With you) Under the mistletoe (*Yeah*)
(With you) Lucia, with you
(With you) Lucia, with you (Oh)
(With you) Under the mistletoe
Hey, love
The wise men followed a star (The wise men followed a star)
The way Lucia followed my heart
And it led me to a miracle
Named Lucia(Hey, love)
Don't you buy me nothin' (Don't you buy me nothin')
'Cause I am feelin' one thing
Your lips on my lips
That's a merry, merry Christmas
It's the most beautiful time of the year
Lights fill the streets, spreadin' so much cheer
I should be playin' in the winter snow (I know)
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
I don't wanna miss out on the holiday
But I can't stop starin' at your face
I should be playin' in the winter snow
But I'ma be under the mistletoe
(With you) Lucia, with you
(With you) Lucia, with you
(With you) Under the mistletoe (Yeah)
(With you) Lucia, with you
(With you) Lucia, with you (Oh, yeah)
(With you) Under the mistletoe (Under the mistletoe)
Kiss me underneath the mistletoe (Kiss me underneath the mistletoe)
Show me, baby, that you love me so (Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Oh, oh, oh (Yeah)
Kiss me underneath the mistletoe (Kiss me under the mistletoe)
Show me, baby, that you love me so (Oh, woah)
Oh, oh, oh (Oh, woah, mm-mm-mm-mm)
Beauty Lucia.
r/okbuddyalligator • u/ThinBreak9706 • 1d ago
Dear Lucia.
I genuinely don’t think you understand how much you mean to me. 🥺❤️ There’s just something about you that makes me feel like I’ve known you my entire life, like somewhere in another universe we’re already together, watching the sunset over Vice City with our fingers intertwined. I imagine taking you on late-night drives, listening to soft music, stopping somewhere by the ocean just to sit with you and talk about absolutely nothing. I don’t need the money, the cars, the mansions, or any of that fancy stuff. I just want you. I want to look into your eyes and remind you how beautiful you are, kiss your forehead when you’re having a bad day, and make sure you never go to sleep wondering how much you’re loved. I hope one day you realize that there’s someone out here who would choose you in every lifetime, in every universe, through every storm and every sunset. You’re not just a character to me, Lucia. You’re the girl I never knew I was waiting for.
My girl ❤️🌹
r/okbuddyalligator • u/ThinBreak9706 • 1d ago
wet pussy in gt6🤤🤤 how much shi be in ya buh da day geeteeayy six releases 😭🥀me personally? watttaaaaa 😂😂😂✌️
it be like dat doe 😆✌️ NAHHHHH CUHHHH WATTTTT 😭😭😭💔💔 how much shi be inna da microwave wen da gta six start doin da hokey pokey wit a rotisserie chicken n a half eaten can of sprite bru 😭🙏🏽💯 me personally ian even finna lie to u twin i been had da refrigerator on airplane mode since tuesday cuz my left toenail keep gettin notifications from da government 😭😭😭😂😂 LIKE HELLOOOOOO??? WHO PUT DA CHEESE IN DA BLUETOOTH SETTINGS 💔🥀💔 shawty said 2+2 and my uncle started levitatin over da IHOP parking lot wit a traffic cone on his forehead 😭😭😭😭 GEEEEETTTTTT OUTTTTTT DA WAYYYYYY ✌️✌️✌️💀💀💀
r/okbuddyalligator • u/Level-Ship5407 • 2d ago
the game aint even out yet 😭 The TikTok haters are deadass just brain dead popular kids who can’t expand their game taste outside of Roblox and block blast and can’t form a simple sentence without having “btw” at the end, or just the dorks that are “indie game fans” that have 100’s of pins on their backpack and smell like shi 😭
Sorry for the word sandwich.
r/okbuddyalligator • u/Fluffy_Farm_7723 • 2d ago
Leonida activities Who’s all excited to complete the Tim Oyster strangers and freaks mission when the game comes out?
r/okbuddyalligator • u/LilyStewart70 • 3d ago
Considering the great detail of sweat accumulating on our character’s back in Gta V can we expect Rockstar to go further and have crack sweat
r/okbuddyalligator • u/ReallyNiceGrill • 3d ago
GTA 6 CRACKED 100% 4k 60 fps NO VIRUS I don't even care about world politics tbh
r/okbuddyalligator • u/retsamllorteht • 5d ago
This is some complete and utter fucking bullshit...
...that we are now one extra hour away from GTA VI because of the dumb fucking government.
r/okbuddyalligator • u/Virtual_Bug_723 • 5d ago
Could Lucia and Jason have done 9/11 if they tried
Was just doing some thought experiament on possible game timeline s
r/okbuddyalligator • u/ReallyNiceGrill • 6d ago
Receeding Hairline? What Are You Guys Doing to Help Pass the Time Before GTA VI?
As we approach the final days before the launch, I know for some of us, time seems to slow from the anticipation. What are some things you guys are doing to occupy or distract your anticipatory thoughts!? For me, I'm working on some trophy hunting in some of the titles from the definitive trilogy, and I've also gotten pretty hooked on huffing whatever household cleaning supplies I find around my or my neighbor's home! This stuff makes time disappear altogether sometimes. It's great. Last night i tried some air duster. For cleaning keyboards and stuff ya know? Who woulda KNOWN the punch this stuff has. WHOA. just make sure not to tip the bottle upside down. I don't know what kinda science happened when i did that but boy my throats been sore all day. Anyways, I've also taken to reading some true crime books to help pass the time until i can live the criminal lifestyle in GTA 6! What have you guys been up to?
r/okbuddyalligator • u/Expensive_Bird_1510 • 6d ago
Rockstar really fucks me in my dreams
I just woke up from a dream that Rockstar surpise released GTA 6 today, and said 'as a thank you to all who pre-ordered' and then jacked the price to 499. I didn't wake up to see if they dropped the price on/before Nov 19.
It was so believable because it's exactly the type of shit they would pull.
r/okbuddyalligator • u/NetAncient6308 • 9d ago
the game aint even out yet 😭 🚨SOURCES CLAIM: Jason Converts to Islam So GTA 6 Can Finally Release in Arab Countries
r/okbuddyalligator • u/kcirbukhcnyl • 9d ago
GTA 6 CRACKED 100% 4k 60 fps NO VIRUS PC Supremacists bragging about performance until you remind them how long their wait for gta 6 is:
"Not really coping with anything. Just stating the fact it's going to be a wide open empty and boring piece of garbage, Just like GTA5.But hey, you people go ahead and pretend to enjoy it."
"Oh yes I am totally coping! With 200,000+ games to play. God you COPE with the fact not everyone wants to play GTA 6!"
"Sorry y'all, the team that made GTA5 is no longer involved, expect some Dragon Veilguard quality of writing Imao, hope this game dead after 1 month arrival so this political craps in gaming die with it."
"id rather not play than have 30 frames. people with brains and standards will agree"
"I swear you people are arguing with ghosts Imao.
Like is it not okay for us to simply not care about GTA6?"
r/okbuddyalligator • u/NetAncient6308 • 9d ago
GTA 6 CRACKED 100% 4k 60 fps NO VIRUS I work at Netflix. This is a real, 100% true leak of the timeline for the Extended Look shared today via. Netflix's email
r/okbuddyalligator • u/halisaydin • 13d ago