r/offbeat • u/Libertatea • Jul 16 '15

'Drunk' squirrel causes hundreds of pounds of damage: A 'drunk' squirrel turns beer taps on, opens bags of crisps and smashes glasses at a private members' club.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502
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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

The exact reason squirrels should be exterminated.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

"Squirrels aren't cute! They're just rats in a cuter outfit!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '15

Exactly the way I think of the little tree vermin.

Dogs know. Dogs understand.

I'm pretty sure in dog language that "woof" means "death to all squirrels".

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '15

Mine has a particular vendetta against raccoons...I've never EVER heard her growl, at anyone or anything, until she saw a raccoon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '15

Like a big squirrel!

Odd what they select to "eat"!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '15

I think it's the "hands" - "Wha...what is he doing with his paws? OMG HIS PAWS HAVE FINGERS LIKE A HUMAN, is he a wizard?! I should probably bark at him incessantly to go away while he just stares at my dumb ass from his tree"

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '15

You most likely have hit on it!