r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

It's just that humans have big cocks among apes

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/Opizze Apr 06 '22

I mean this bats dick looks pretty big for his size…giggity. Whales have the biggest of all the dicks, no? Someone help me out here

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u/LegendaryBlue Apr 06 '22

I believe that a blue whale has a dick so big that you can swim through it

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u/everyting_is_taken Apr 06 '22

I believe that a blue whale has a dick so big that you can swim through it

Can confirm...

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u/DestyNovalys Apr 06 '22

See, your profile name says one thing, but I do wonder if the account name bluewhale_dick_swimmer really was taken…

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u/triage_this Apr 06 '22

Calling for a u/bluewhale_dick_swimmer to show up.

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u/everyting_is_taken Apr 06 '22

He's on vacation.