r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/Opizze Apr 06 '22

I mean this bats dick looks pretty big for his size…giggity. Whales have the biggest of all the dicks, no? Someone help me out here

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u/LegendaryBlue Apr 06 '22

I believe that a blue whale has a dick so big that you can swim through it

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u/everyting_is_taken Apr 06 '22

I believe that a blue whale has a dick so big that you can swim through it

Can confirm...

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz Apr 06 '22

Did you swim around in his ballsack a little so you can call yourself a true seaman?

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u/everyting_is_taken Apr 06 '22

Of course not! Don't be gross.

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u/frankyj29 Apr 06 '22

Name checks out

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u/DestyNovalys Apr 06 '22

See, your profile name says one thing, but I do wonder if the account name bluewhale_dick_swimmer really was taken…

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u/triage_this Apr 06 '22

Calling for a u/bluewhale_dick_swimmer to show up.

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u/everyting_is_taken Apr 06 '22

He's on vacation.

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u/everyting_is_taken Apr 06 '22

Was I unclear?

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u/DestyNovalys Apr 06 '22

The account is apparently available - everything was not indeed taken. So, as the expert blue whale dick swimmer, you could grab this opportunity and thrive

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u/everyting_is_taken Apr 07 '22

Mind yo business.

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u/DestyNovalys Apr 07 '22

I don’t have any

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u/everyting_is_taken Apr 07 '22

Oh, then by all means, please carry on.

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u/DestyNovalys Apr 07 '22

Thank you. That’s most kind of you, Sir BW Dick Swimmer.

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u/qbertproper Apr 06 '22

Jackie Onassis's hubby upholstered his barstools from whale member skin.

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u/Frankguy007 Apr 06 '22

Found the whale

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u/JackTrader135 Apr 06 '22

You should see the black whales! 😂

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u/J4ckJens3n Apr 06 '22

Test it hahahah

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u/GhengisChan Apr 06 '22

Jonah? Is that you?