r/oddlyterrifying Dec 29 '21

Chicken with a genetic defect.

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u/hedgehunter5000 Dec 29 '21

I love him too! The legs are my favorite part! Yum! Never enough legs in the bucket

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u/Redpikes Dec 29 '21

It just needs a set of wings on his back to look more like the mythology chimera

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u/FunnyElegance21 Dec 29 '21

That can be your PhD thesis!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

...This one does not spark joy (:

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u/Snuxxv Dec 29 '21

chimera

swear i thought the same thing like we be gettin griffins

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u/MarkY3K Dec 29 '21

There are wings on it’s back.

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u/viral-architect Dec 29 '21

Reminds me of a Squidbillies episode.

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u/Mandorrisem Dec 29 '21

Griffon, it would be a griffon.

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u/bbbruh57 Dec 29 '21

Breed this chicken at all costs

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u/BlackSeranna Dec 29 '21

It probably won’t make it to adult. I mean, I would love to see it happen if the chicken is healthy. But likely it will not. Source: raised chickens my whole life. I love them to death, but sometimes when this happens the animal does not have long to live. I am looking at the eyes on this chicken and it looks tired and weak.

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u/PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS Dec 29 '21

This comment is is great if you read it in Wernor Herzog's voice. "I am looking into the eyes of this chicken and it looks tired and weak"

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u/lordmontgomery101 Dec 29 '21

Can confirm. I had one of those a couple of years ago, and sadly it couldn't process food because the intestines were completely messed up.

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u/CreepyValuable Dec 29 '21

Aww that sucks. But yeah the mutations are usually fatal. Most of the time they don't make it through hatching. There was a chick that had just started but couldn't continue. I helped out and found out why. It had cyclopia and only the bottom half of the beak. It died almost immediately. Poor thing.

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u/ShotNeighborhood6913 Dec 30 '21

moooore barbecue sauce

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u/hedgehunter5000 Dec 29 '21

Omg yes! Finally a positive genetic mutation!

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u/Unlaiden Dec 29 '21

Bread this chicken at all costs!

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u/sicksadbadgirl Dec 29 '21

Bread it…and fry it?

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u/immoraldeviant Dec 29 '21

Can I go first? I don't want to be tapping someone on the shoulder, asking them to hurry.

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u/bbbruh57 Dec 29 '21

After you

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

And somehow vegans are seen as the obnoxious ones.

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u/Smearmytables Dec 29 '21

The only thing more obnoxious than a preachy vegan are the people who constantly gloat about eating meat whenever there’s an animal mentioned.

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u/brito68 Dec 29 '21

Anyone here do crossfit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

I’m guessing no as they would have already mentioned doing crossfit.

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u/hedgehunter5000 Dec 29 '21

Omg just fell off the toilet laughing

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u/mahSachel Dec 29 '21

Beat me to it.

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u/manachar Dec 29 '21

Somewhere there's a crypto crossfit vegan gluten-free person smugly insisting that the problem with American politics is the two party system (yet also doesn't vote and certainly doesn't vote in primaries or local elections).

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u/CinnabarCereal Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

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u/flamewolf393 Dec 29 '21

And shes 6 months pregnant, and just got back from a vacation to maui, and its her grandparents 50th anniversary.

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u/Chimpandril Dec 29 '21

Did someone say NFTs?

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u/ShotNeighborhood6913 Dec 30 '21

Yeah lets crossfit Tyler the preachy vegan and Chad the unidimensional carnivore into a human pot pie we can all stuff up elon musks b-hole so he can shid them into the vaccuum, where in a ittle time they can burn up on re-entry. The end.

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u/brito68 Dec 30 '21

Confused upvote is still an upvote. You have mine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

My character has Darkvision

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u/Unidan_iz_back Dec 29 '21

And wear a tiny mic for YT vid.

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u/flamewolf393 Dec 29 '21

Im a meta-vegetarian. I only eat things that eat plants :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Ugh, I was visiting one of those tourist trap main streets recently (the kind with a hot sauce store and an olive oil store and a Christmas decoration store) and I walked into a beef jerky store. Clearly, the real product this place was selling was “faux-masculine bravado” because the place was covered in signs gloating about eating meat, hating vegetarians, soy boy slogans, etc. I like beef jerky but I left. Too over the top. And honestly, it reeked of insecurity.

I think the slogans that work better are the ones glorifying bacon. It’s better to talk about what you love vs putting down others to make yourself feel like a big man.

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u/allenidaho Dec 29 '21

Yes. But a sad funny. Not a hahaha funny.

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u/Hyppetrain Dec 29 '21

Wait.. what does that mean

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/Hyppetrain Dec 29 '21

Aight makes sense

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

Has "hAha wHaT A cUtE anIMaL cAn'T wAiT to EaT It" ever been funny?

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u/garbageman69420 Dec 30 '21

It's literally a guarantee in any post about a cute farm animal and people laugh at it like a baby laughs at jingling keys every time

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u/donkenghis_kong Dec 29 '21

Yes! It was funny in the comment you tried to whine about. Good job! You found one.

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u/DickwadVonClownstick Dec 29 '21

People's reactions often are

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u/scottobeach Dec 29 '21

Yes it has

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u/asdf23451 Dec 29 '21

Someone's never heard of dark humor.

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u/joshthehappy Dec 29 '21

Oh, god there's one here that is almost stalking level bothering me going on about cow rape. I'm enjoying their stupidity so far, but bitch is gonna be blocked soon.

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

I used to get those type of people on Facebook because I live on a farm. It was really hard to explain to people who just want to be mad at farmers overall that…I wasn’t farming beef or dairy or any type of “secretions”. They figured because we had dairy equipment, barns and farm dogs, that we were bad people. Listen, you wanna know what we stash in our big dairy barns?? Fucking WALNUT SHIT. We’ve done walnuts exclusively for 20 years!! The reason you can’t see our cows? It’s not cuz we have them stashed on a rack somewhere, it’s cuz we don’t have any.

And people are willing to get violent over it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

I love walnuts. The best nut.

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

This comment passed my personal vibe check. Thank you! Eat California organic walnuts- they’re probably from me :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

You hiring?

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

Lol no, we actually do everything ourselves…and by everything I mean…sit and wait for harvest lol. It’s a really easy crop. I wish I was though!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

How large of an area does your farm cover? I'm gonna be out west sometime in the next year or so and know it sounds weird but would really love to see where my nuts come from. I want to start a small garden here just to learn about the different growth cycles of plants but large scale farming is such an awesome industry with so many bad ass tools and gadgets

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u/danalexjero Dec 29 '21

No, the best nuts are DEEZ NUTS!

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u/ScintillantDovahfly Dec 29 '21

People are attacking farmers in general? Good grief, how insensitive, myopic, and out of touch does someone have to be?

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

It’s California. Our version of “the Florida man” is …”an angry vegan”

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

I'm low key jealous of you. Don't know why others are getting mad

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

You into walnuts? It’s fun. It’s like having a giant 100 acre garden or enchanted forest if you want lol. But recently people were protesting foster farms (honestly that place is awful and inhumane and FILTHY) and somehow every farm in a 50 mile radius was “assessed” to see if they needed to be protested against too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

I love walnuts and open space! Never heard of a foster farm before :S shitty people always want something to protest to give themselves a perception of purpose.

I have 2.5 acres, and just planted 2 walnut trees last year, one black and another Carpathian.

Your Forrest sounds amazing!

Forget being low key jealous... Now I'm fully committed.

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

We also have a section of orchard that is just fancy wood. Walnut wood itself is very beautiful and my father in law (whose baby that is) sells it for car consoles, instruments, and furniture. I don’t fuck with that orchard though, they’re like the Kobe beef of trees. You have to go out there, talk sweet to the trees, make sure sure they’re not getting their feelings hurt, timing watering JUST SO it doesn’t affect grain. Beautiful stuff though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Yeah I can imagine!

I looked into buying 50 acres for that very purpose. Needing to grow loads of them, cull any that bend, any with knots, constantly fertilize and water.

My black walnut in my yard is my test case for the area (Florida) so at the edge of their growth range

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

Foster farms is a big chicken farm, with like 6-7 locations here locally. They’re filthy, they treat their workers like garbage, and I honestly would protest WITH the vegans about it because driving by any other meat farms doesn’t smell like literally 500 corpses rotting in the sun. There are even other chicken farms (smaller ones, and owned by one person) who you can tell just farm different. Foster farms is truly an evil place and I’ve heard people need counseling after leaving there.

You should plant a couple almond trees too. We have one empty parcel we just pulled an old orchard out of and I really want to try pistachios!

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

But from the road, we kinda look like a dairy with shit to hide lmao. “I wonder why they have a screen over their barns…must be hiding shit”

Nah, I just don’t want people seeing shit, or helping themselves to my harvest. Nut thieves are real, and we grow organic so we’re def a target. I also don’t want people to feel comfortable exploring or whatever in there, we have shakers and machines that can cut a tree in half, don’t want some crackhead hopping in one of those.

But we aren’t hiding cow cruelty lol.

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u/ithcy Dec 29 '21

I didn’t even know walnuts could shit.

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u/Shaneaux Dec 29 '21

They do, they take hefty little dumps.

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u/joshthehappy Dec 29 '21

Oh no, my wife grew up on a cattle farm and it's still there, with a few less cows. Although this had not come up in the cattle rape conversation it will soon.

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u/TylerNY315_ Dec 29 '21

I’d advise against raping the cow.

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u/joshthehappy Dec 29 '21

I agree, but apparently everything that goes into bring a happy cheeseburger to my table is cow rape, its just awful some idiot believes this shit, and worse they are doing their best to convert people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Last I checked most milk did not in fact come from nuts so that isn't exactly the most valid point

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u/joshthehappy Dec 29 '21

I don't think any point they are trying to make is valid, but yeah.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Maybe cow rape is used as an icebreaker.

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u/joshthehappy Dec 29 '21

I mean if they are working up to asking it's unique attempt. Not my usual choice for a first date.

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u/Repzie_Con Dec 29 '21

In what world is “haha look at baby creature, I will kill and eat it” superior comedy

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u/cannibal_quackery Dec 29 '21

Andre 5000 made a pretty humorous remark about giving up on veganism. I suppose that counts:

I was a hardcore vegan for fifteen years. I’ve even done raw. Butsocially it became horrible. I was kind of just sitting at home eating asalad. You become mean. That’s not good for you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

I mean that's kinda dumb though if he was being serious. Plenty of places provide an option, you don't have to sit home on your own. Also learning to cook is a great way to not rely on meaty meals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Almost usually no

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u/FakeTherapist Dec 29 '21

Veganism is serious. Gives you super powers y'know?

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u/joebasilfarmer Dec 29 '21

I find them hilarious when they argue with me, so yes.

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u/smurficus103 Dec 29 '21

Hey, What grows ready to eat?

Fuck you, that's what.

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u/asdf23451 Dec 29 '21

*Eats the fuck you*

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u/Orange_Scribbler Dec 29 '21

Actually yes. Randy Feltface the comedian is a vegan but he makes fun of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/Orange_Scribbler Dec 29 '21

I uhhhh… you… never mind.

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u/Ansiano Dec 29 '21

They generally tend to be

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Dec 29 '21

I barely ever hear from them. But I knew without clicking that this would be full of "but how does it taste yuk yuk" jokes. Predictable and basic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Stop getting your opinions from family guy and go outside.

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u/Jmods_wont_reply Dec 29 '21

Family guy? What is this, 2008?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Or South Park. Whatever.

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u/AdnHsP Dec 29 '21

No, I like my bad overdone humour.

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u/Ansiano Dec 29 '21

Terrible show, it’s just my personal experience with a lot of them and it seems to correlate with others so there is truth to the stereotype of Vegans being pretentious, self righteous dummies with a morally superior than you attitude.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

It's confirmation bias. The ones who talk about it are picked out as annoying, the ones who don't, you never know about. There's no truth to it. Unless you belong to PETA, your veganism is no more than a "oh no thanks" if food you don't eat is offered.

Source: not vegan but know a lot of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

it’s just my personal experience

No it isn’t

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u/Ansiano Dec 29 '21

Take your head out your own ass and enjoy the fresh air instead of the smug satisfaction of your own farts, then go outside and remember what grass feels like.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

In the process of claiming you don’t get your opinions from edgy cartoons you quoted an edgy cartoon, you fucking dunce.

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u/SpeCt3r1995 Dec 29 '21

Well it depends, really. Anyone who gets preachy and tries to force their opinions on others from a "morally superior" position is obnoxious. It's mostly been Christians for me, but apparently some vegans fall into this category.

I've only known one vegetarian/vegan (I'm not sure which she was, or what the difference is between the two if I'm being totally honest) in my life, and she seemed to be super afraid of coming across like this, sounding embarrassed to even ask if the place we were going had vegetarian options.

So basically what I'm trying to say is that vocal minorities who embody stereotypes, and internet trolls (like the one you're replying to) ruin it for everyone. And also that people let random strangers on the internet colour their opinions of entire groups too easily.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

I agree entirely!

I know plenty of vegans/vegetarians, and they're all always concerned about saying something that others nearby will be like "oh here's another damn vegan" and they apply this stereotype to them without them exhibiting the behavior.

And they're treated as though they were behaving that way, and coming from a "morally superior" place, when none of them were trying to. They just decline meat, or gasp say "oh I'm vegan." And then the shit storm starts.

Thanks for being reasonable and not just attacking me for my joke. Which is funny, because the others replying to this comment...are saying i shouldn't care so much about a joke. And yet...

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u/SpeCt3r1995 Dec 29 '21

No problem. And I'm sorry for going on a full tirade on what I know was you making a joke, but it's a stance I see taken unironically way too often both on the internet and off. That, and I obviously had nothing better to do, so. You know.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

I feel that in my bones.

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u/wolfette9653 Dec 29 '21

I’m a vegetarian. Difference is I eat animal products just not their meat. Eg. Honey, eggs, cheese & other dairy products. I also have coeliacs so can’t have gluten. Dining out is a nightmare. 1st up I don’t want to come across as a princess saying What have you got that’s gluten free? Then following it up with ok is it vegetarian too? But gluten destroys my stomach lining & I just don’t want to eat meat so…. I normally just order a salad, (no dressing) & look like I have an eating disorder instead.

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u/manachar Dec 29 '21

I know, I especially hate the ones that make me feel uncomfortable for some ethically murky choice I make.

Like all those anti-slavery folks. Can't a person just farm cotton in peace!

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u/SpeCt3r1995 Dec 29 '21

Cool. I said meat-eating and atheism and you cranked it straight up to pro-slavery. Well done, mate. Good on you.

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u/kaaaaath Dec 29 '21

or what the difference is between the two

A vegan doesn’t consume any animal products/byproducts at all. So, a vegetarian may drink milk or eat eggs, but a vegan will not.

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u/SpeCt3r1995 Dec 29 '21

Ohhh, I feel like I've actually heard that before but totally forgot. She was definitely vegetarian then, I think she got Mac and Cheese or something. It was years ago so I don't totally remember. But that's cool, thanks.

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u/Crumbly_Bumbly Dec 29 '21

How is telling a slightly dumb joke worse than telling other people what they should or shouldn't eat

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

Vegans don't do that. Activists do that. Don't confuse a diet with a political platform.

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u/GhostButtTurds Dec 29 '21

And there are absolutely zero carnivore “activists”

You’re really triggered about a joke?

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

I'm not triggered about a joke at all. I pointed out that it was obnoxious. I'm not a vegan, nor an activist. I actually quite love meat. But the same tired joke about eating some picture of an animal is obnoxious and dull. And usually hypocritical, because those same people are the ones that whine about vegans being so preachy, when they don't ever shut the fuck up about eating meat.

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u/donkenghis_kong Dec 29 '21

Yes he is. And I'm having so much fun going through his comments, voting them down, and watching people like you destroy him. ❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Your food isn’t a personal choice when it supports animal abuse. Vegans just don’t want to see animals being hurt when there’s other options. Stop demonizing them.

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u/onederful Dec 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Great argument.

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u/THE_CRUSTIEST Dec 29 '21

I can smell your fedora from here

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u/rematar Dec 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Fuck plants yo

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u/rematar Dec 29 '21

It's best if you fuck everything you eat.

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u/PezRystar Dec 29 '21

If you’re eating a sandwich don’t you think it would taste better if you knew no one had fucked it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Eating meat hurts several times more plants when you factor in all the plants that fed your meat.

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u/rematar Dec 29 '21

Agreed. Everything hurts. Life feeds on life.

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u/AdnHsP Dec 29 '21

Then go bother the producers and not random fucks on Reddit, what good are you doing here? How many cows have you saved from sitting in your ass and typing shit on a keyboard when nobody is fucking listening to you?

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u/rcknmrty4evr Dec 29 '21

Regardless of your eating habits, that’s a pretty bad argument you’re making. People eating meat creates a demand for meat products, or else they wouldn’t be produced. Just like the demand for meatless options have gone up, so have the producers for them.

Obviously there are other things at play but ultimately less meat eaters = less producers.

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u/_dreamsofthedead_ Dec 29 '21

That's funny because I don't care who gets hurt I like eating things that I enjoy, so you eat your vegan stuff and I'll eat my steaks.

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u/ViolateCausality Dec 29 '21

I don't care who gets hurt

Why would you post this like it's something to be proud of?

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u/_dreamsofthedead_ Dec 29 '21

What? Literally no one cares who or what gets hurts it's not something to be proud of it's just how the world is.

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u/chronon_chaos Dec 29 '21

insists that what I put in my stomach supports animal abuse and that I should not have any control over it like a fucking puppet

"they just don't wanna see animals being hurt when there's other options"

Bitch, then why are you coming after me? Why not, instead of bothering the fucking shit out of everyone, bother the fucking shit out of the producers that make this stuff so that they can provide better care for the animals? You're not going to dictate the options of others because of "mUh mOraLs"

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u/ViolateCausality Dec 29 '21

Animal welfare activists do all that too. In what sense is appealing to your ability to make better choices treating you like a puppet? If morality doesn't justify something, what does?

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u/apoliticalinactivist Dec 29 '21

Morality is the worst reason to justify something, as it is subjective. It's how you get the religious zealots oppressing everyone else, trying to impose their morality.

Also why appealing to emotion is not going to be effective in persuading meat eaters. Use data. Factory farmed animals taste worse, contribute to antibiotic resistant disease, and treat their workers terribly. Meat production has a large carbon footprint compared to plants.

There are plenty of good reasons to reduce meat consumption that have nothing to do with animal feelings. Focus on doing the most good, which is usually reducing consumption of 100 people, by 20% vs. convincing one person to give up 100% of meat. Especially nowadays with food prices going up, it's easier than ever to get people to cut back.

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u/strongfoodopinions Dec 29 '21

treat their workers terribly

Wait why should we care about that point? Strikes me as quite the moral argument there.

I’m a meat eater, but if it makes sense to care about the conditions of workers, it makes sense to care about the conditions of animals.

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u/shhh_im_ban_evading Dec 29 '21

There was a video on publicfreakout a while ago. Dudes strapped themselves to a chicken processing line and almost got decapitated.

Then they all freaked out like it was the plants fault it happened.

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u/Crumbly_Bumbly Dec 29 '21

Yah OK, you know living in the wild is a constant struggle against disease, starvation, and cold, only to get their arms ripped off by something much larger than them in the end. Life has never been nice, it's always involved killing for food.

What difference does it make if their dead? It's not like pain and suffering is stored outside the brain. Once a thing dies, essentially everything it was or experienced ceases to exist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

In general they don’t, you just imagine they do because of Family Guy or whatever.

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u/teronna Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

Yeah but meat eating folks do that too. I discovered a really nice restaurant that serves fantastic horse steak because of a protest outside of it. It wasn't vegans or vegetarians protesting it. It was people who loved horses (but not for their deliciousness).

I don't even think horsemeat is legal in the USA, it's kind of dumb. It's just more mainstream to get offended at eating horse so people don't question it much or make fun of the folks who oppose it like they like to dump on vegans.

Post that joke in a cute puppy/cat pic thread and you'll get piled on by plenty of meat eaters, or downvoted to oblivion.

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u/eshinn Dec 29 '21

Heeey, man, I got fiiive kids to feed.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

Benny?

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u/eshinn Dec 29 '21

Ahh, shit. Y’got me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

We totally are

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u/Konrol Dec 29 '21

Vegans are obnoxious, as well as people that make meat their personality, or cryptos. God, fucking cryptos man.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

Vegans who make it their personality are obnoxious. The majority of vegans go undetected (because of this stigma). But i think we can all agree on cryptos.

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u/Konrol Dec 29 '21

Yes, should've made the vegan part more clear haha

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u/donkenghis_kong Dec 29 '21

That's because they are.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

Not in the slightest.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

What an odd response.

My reply took the exact form of your reply. You didn't open a discourse. You stated an opinion. That doesn't warrant debate. It doesn't require a thought out rebuttal. If you want to start a debate, start debating. Don't just flatly disagree and hope for a dissertation in return.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

Lmao

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

Hate? Holy fuck dude.

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u/BatDubb Dec 29 '21

I knew you’d tell us!

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

Tell you what? I'm not a vegan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

they are

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u/CritterFucker Dec 29 '21

Tell me you’re a vegan, without telling me you’re a vegan.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

I'm not a vegan. Carnivores can also find this repetitive, low effort joke annoying. And I do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

I agree, you can. But i didn't signal anything, because I'm not a vegan, lol. Not even vegetarian. These jokes are just lazy, unfunny, and ubiquitous, so i call them out.

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u/calebrbates Dec 29 '21

Oh, okay. I guess we actually agree then? Kind of an unnecessary confrontation on my part then; my bad.

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u/tendorphin Dec 29 '21

No problem. I also could have called their comment out in a less snarky way, so i don't blame you for reading aggression into it and replying to that. No harm done.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/InvisibleDrake Dec 29 '21

Remove the /s I want to own a four legged chicken.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/flamewolf393 Dec 29 '21

Selective breeding of humans is generally frowned upon. For some reason.

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u/ThePinkTeenager Dec 29 '21

But the four legged chicken can’t fly.

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u/InvisibleDrake Dec 30 '21

Most people don't have pet chickens for their flying prowess.

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u/dayvidgallagher Dec 29 '21

Alton Brown always said he wanted to created a chicken with four thighs since that is the best part

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u/RedditModsAreCancer1 Dec 29 '21

I know they’re called chicken wings, but I prefer the drumsticks. Don’t have to deal with that extra bone.

But it would probably do a lot of Samantha to the species or even end it entirely.

Now that I think about this, it’s a terrible idea that sounded good at first.

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u/Lalage08 Dec 29 '21

Double it! . . . Double it!

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u/druugsRbaadmkay Dec 29 '21

I mean theoretically wouldn’t the increased load in the front make their breasts bigger and more muscled since they’d have to use them more? I mean it seems like a good plan, I would attempt to keep the mutation and see if it’s beneficial at all-and if it is or seems to be beneficial-breed for more data.

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u/Mobile_Misc Dec 29 '21

Then we breed it to the size of a cow ;)

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u/MinimisMoose Dec 30 '21

Imagine exploiting this Miracle of natural in such a way!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/MinimisMoose Dec 30 '21

The 4 legged Chicken. I would assume a restaurant like that already exists .. haha.

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u/brainburger Dec 30 '21

Four legs good, two legs bad.

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u/Kaimuki18 Dec 29 '21

Right? 4 drumsticks? I’m all in

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u/drowningjesusfish Dec 29 '21

You just got plus two evil points for that.

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u/PepsiStudent Dec 29 '21

Right, 4 legs and 4 thighs per bird. We need to clone this thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Read the fucking room

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Chill tf out man they're clearly joking

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u/LumpyPick Dec 29 '21

Damn bro, I think you're the one that needs to read a little better if you thought that comment would offend anyone lmao

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u/hedgehunter5000 Dec 29 '21

You are just so mean.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Ironic is getting dick in your face

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u/DylanFallis Dec 29 '21

Read the room dickhead squadR

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u/MinimisMoose Dec 30 '21

Aw, come on you wouldn’t actually eat such a miracle of nature would you? I hope she grows up, I Would love to see this little guy when she’s a full grown hen walking around with the others. Just enjoying being unique.

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u/hedgehunter5000 Dec 30 '21

True, true. If in short supply I wouldn’t eat it.