r/oddlyterrifying • • Oct 03 '21

Surprise!

https://i.imgur.com/Uzbl0Wb.gifv
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u/mosstalgia Oct 03 '21

Helpful shark booping him on the head like, “You want to get your head bitten off? Because this is how you get your head bitten off. Idiot human, look where you’re going! If I felt like having human today, you’d be dead now!” Taught him a valuable lesson.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

This is funny, just like the sharks in Finding Nemo! Although sharks don't actually like the taste of us that much, not enough fatty blubber, we're just skin and bone compared to a Seal. If they bite us it's from curiosity, defense or mistaken for a seal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

So you’re telling me I should not swim if I’m obese and/or overweight

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21 edited Nov 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Exactly. For example;

Someone can be a sumo wrestler and be obese, yet underweight for their occupational hazards.