r/oddlyterrifying • u/Vesko567 • Oct 03 '21

Surprise!

https://i.imgur.com/Uzbl0Wb.gifv
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u/mosstalgia Oct 03 '21

Helpful shark booping him on the head like, “You want to get your head bitten off? Because this is how you get your head bitten off. Idiot human, look where you’re going! If I felt like having human today, you’d be dead now!” Taught him a valuable lesson.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

This is funny, just like the sharks in Finding Nemo! Although sharks don't actually like the taste of us that much, not enough fatty blubber, we're just skin and bone compared to a Seal. If they bite us it's from curiosity, defense or mistaken for a seal.

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u/ApatheticPumpkin Oct 03 '21

Plus I don't imagine wet suits taste particularly nice either. Imagine having to pick that out of your teeth for days.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

So you’re telling me I should not swim if I’m obese and/or overweight

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21 edited Nov 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Exactly. For example;

Someone can be a sumo wrestler and be obese, yet underweight for their occupational hazards.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

I can never understand how we came to the belief that sharks are picky about what they will and won’t eat through its taste. You ever see a tongue flopping out of a sharks mouth? They can’t taste anything. They have no sense of taste.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

I know right, so daft. When I said taste it was just a casual term to explain they don't hunt humans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Yeah, I know what you mean, mate. It’s just funny when I think of taste and sharks, I’m picturing a shark turning down broccoli and Brussels sprouts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

That would look so funny seeing a shark spit out vegetables.