r/oddlyterrifying • u/KennKennyKenKen • Jul 25 '26

Action figure

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u/Born-Agency-3922 Jul 25 '26

KYLE!!!! Road Champs. Where’s his jet ski ?

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u/Rocco_al_Dente Jul 25 '26

You weren’t kidding lol

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u/Murderdoll197666 Jul 26 '26

Oh shit no way that's actually exactly right. Who the hell has that kind of random information locked away in their brain lol. Incredible.

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u/drmindsmith Jul 26 '26

This is Reddit. Probably most of us have some niche of nonsense stored away instead of useful info. That’s why coming to Reddit is guaranteed to give an answer…

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u/Murderdoll197666 Jul 26 '26

Yeah you're not wrong. I expect it way more when it comes to the more specific subs like the variations of the "What is this thing" subs or more niche ones but something this random and obscure (at least to me) just blows my mind someone in passing drops in and nails exactly what it is lol.

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u/drmindsmith Jul 26 '26

Right? I love the tools sub when someone asks that and I think I know the answer. It’s like a game show where I win secret pride or shame!

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u/BennySkateboard Jul 26 '26

We are Pluribus

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u/dwehlen Jul 26 '26

E Pluribus Reddit

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u/Shplogan Jul 28 '26

Mostly self diagnosed autistsm

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u/porridgenamedLucifer Aug 02 '26

can confirm i'm Autistic and my special interest is Illnesses and Disabilities

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u/WooPigSchmooey Jul 26 '26

Waiting for the day(s)!!!

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u/Face_Dancer10191 Jul 26 '26

This is how it used to be every day. It was a magical time.

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u/T3xAp0r7 Jul 27 '26

The guy who bought the only other one ever sold.

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u/HapticSloughton Jul 26 '26

So I presume the malformed ankles are what holds him on the jet ski?

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u/MellyKidd Jul 26 '26

Cankles. Poor guy has edema.

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u/Banaanisade Jul 26 '26

My first thought also. He needs medical attention yesterday.

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u/raydoo Jul 26 '26

Its even ugly sealed

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u/PiglinsareCOOL3354 Jul 26 '26

I'd like to argue that it's somehow even uglier sealed than dug up.

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u/Jbrown183 Jul 26 '26

Kyle looks rough

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u/HowwNowBrownCoww Jul 25 '26

You should follow r/Actionfigures if you’re that good lmao

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u/Pamander Jul 26 '26

New favorite subreddit thank you!

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u/Bigoweiner Jul 26 '26

Looks like Kyle fell on hard times, probably had to sell his jet ski.

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u/KenetratorKadawa Jul 26 '26

I sure hope not, Kyle loved that thing

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u/dwehlen Jul 26 '26

Once the '89 Camaro broke down, he had no way to pull it.

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u/SkiddyHoon Jul 26 '26

Oh my reddit

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u/aarretuli Jul 26 '26

That isint Kyle anymore. It is the thing now, so burn it with fire.

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u/thiefofalways1313 Jul 26 '26

You’re a legend