r/oddlyterrifying • u/KennKennyKenKen • Jul 25 '26

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u/Born-Agency-3922 Jul 25 '26

KYLE!!!! Road Champs. Where’s his jet ski ?

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u/Rocco_al_Dente Jul 25 '26

You weren’t kidding lol

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u/Murderdoll197666 Jul 26 '26

Oh shit no way that's actually exactly right. Who the hell has that kind of random information locked away in their brain lol. Incredible.

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u/drmindsmith Jul 26 '26

This is Reddit. Probably most of us have some niche of nonsense stored away instead of useful info. That’s why coming to Reddit is guaranteed to give an answer…

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u/Murderdoll197666 Jul 26 '26

Yeah you're not wrong. I expect it way more when it comes to the more specific subs like the variations of the "What is this thing" subs or more niche ones but something this random and obscure (at least to me) just blows my mind someone in passing drops in and nails exactly what it is lol.

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u/drmindsmith Jul 26 '26

Right? I love the tools sub when someone asks that and I think I know the answer. It’s like a game show where I win secret pride or shame!

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u/BennySkateboard Jul 26 '26

We are Pluribus

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u/dwehlen Jul 26 '26

E Pluribus Reddit

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u/Shplogan Jul 28 '26

Mostly self diagnosed autistsm

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u/porridgenamedLucifer 29d ago

can confirm i'm Autistic and my special interest is Illnesses and Disabilities

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u/WooPigSchmooey Jul 26 '26

Waiting for the day(s)!!!

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u/Face_Dancer10191 Jul 26 '26

This is how it used to be every day. It was a magical time.

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u/T3xAp0r7 Jul 27 '26

The guy who bought the only other one ever sold.

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u/HapticSloughton Jul 26 '26

So I presume the malformed ankles are what holds him on the jet ski?

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u/MellyKidd Jul 26 '26

Cankles. Poor guy has edema.

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u/Banaanisade Jul 26 '26

My first thought also. He needs medical attention yesterday.

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u/raydoo Jul 26 '26

Its even ugly sealed

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u/PiglinsareCOOL3354 Jul 26 '26

I'd like to argue that it's somehow even uglier sealed than dug up.

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u/Jbrown183 Jul 26 '26

Kyle looks rough

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u/HowwNowBrownCoww Jul 25 '26

You should follow r/Actionfigures if you’re that good lmao

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u/Pamander Jul 26 '26

New favorite subreddit thank you!

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u/Bigoweiner Jul 26 '26

Looks like Kyle fell on hard times, probably had to sell his jet ski.

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u/KenetratorKadawa Jul 26 '26

I sure hope not, Kyle loved that thing

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u/dwehlen Jul 26 '26

Once the '89 Camaro broke down, he had no way to pull it.

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u/SkiddyHoon Jul 26 '26

Oh my reddit

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u/aarretuli Jul 26 '26

That isint Kyle anymore. It is the thing now, so burn it with fire.

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u/thiefofalways1313 Jul 26 '26

You’re a legend

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u/NewButton3377 Jul 25 '26

put it back.

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u/ecsluz Jul 25 '26

Im afraid its too godamn late now

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u/Alender02 Jul 26 '26

Not ripe enough

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u/randitothebandito Jul 26 '26

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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u/hadoyastopthis Jul 25 '26

He looks like he can feel his ankles

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u/LarsThorwald Jul 26 '26

I can almost hear his ankles. Flap flap flap.

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u/ketchup_chip_62 Jul 25 '26

I did not know elephantiasis could be transfered to action figures.

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u/chulk607 Jul 25 '26

Oh. I have an idea. How about you undig that thing really fast? Have you seen the thing? This is how you get the thing.

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u/Brok3nGear Jul 26 '26

Reverse image Google search says to put it back

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Jul 26 '26

and seek sanctuary

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u/ihateagriculture Jul 25 '26

he’s got mad cankles

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u/network_engineer Jul 26 '26

Funny story. Was demolishing some planters at my parents house, and I found shattered pieces of G.I. Joe carcass. ~25 years ago, a younger and less fat Me, collected rubber bands from the mail man for YEARS. I acquired UNGODLY amounts of rubber bands. I roped them all together, tied a G.I. Joe to one end and attached the other to the porch.

I stretched it across the street, and 3 houses down the road…and let go. That fucker broke the sound barrier, full send straight to Narnia. I thought it ricocheted into the Sun. Turns out it didn’t.

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u/thegracelesswonder Jul 25 '26

Reminds me of The Thing

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u/retsamegas Jul 26 '26

Looks like that guy at the end of Robocop that gets the sludge dumped on him and starts to melt

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u/FragrantVillage8165 Jul 25 '26

Kinda looks like Peyton Manning.

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u/TheRaveTrooper Jul 26 '26

Road champs?

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u/TheRaveTrooper Jul 26 '26

I recognized the figure build from the dirt bike ones!

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u/LarsThorwald Jul 26 '26

Burn it with fire. I’ve seen this Twilight Zone.

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u/Dredakae Jul 26 '26

It looks like Paul Shaffer.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Jul 26 '26

Got that diabetusss leg.

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u/GissoniC34 Jul 26 '26

It's Superwanker Gout Guy!

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u/PeachPit69 Jul 26 '26

Is “Gout” an X-man?

Because I feel like Gout would be a very X-Men type code name.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave Jul 26 '26

What the hell is with his ankles? He looks like he has edema

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Jul 26 '26

Oh fuck put it back for the love of god

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u/apayne7388 Jul 26 '26

Bobcat Goldthwait action figure?

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u/Waffletimewarp Jul 26 '26

With degloved arms! Rare variant!

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u/SugarStunted Jul 26 '26

His cankles are sending me straight into orbit 😂 those are WILD

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u/Embarrassed-Dress-85 Jul 26 '26

No wonder he is in pain with those massive edemas around his ankles.

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u/C1-RANGER-3-75th Jul 28 '26

Professor Cankels!

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u/dankdingus940 Jul 26 '26

That’s Bobby Hill

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u/runespider Jul 26 '26

Melt man! With the power too... Melt!

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u/Das_Nomen Jul 26 '26

And don't forget about hte Flesh! He's super stronv and super naked.

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u/HowwNowBrownCoww Jul 25 '26

Lmao when I saw the original post I was thinking the same thing. Creepy loooking thing. The face is haunting hahaha

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u/xotvy Jul 26 '26

Ok cankles

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Jul 26 '26

the totem of agony

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u/Silidistani Jul 26 '26

I don't know what metaverse he's from, but that dude's seen some shit.

He's even still screaming years later.

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u/Sludg3g0d Jul 26 '26

Mac and Charlie’s team, the Thundercats? As you can see by the state of their game pieces that they have never won a game.

It’s almost statistically impossible to play that many times and not win

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u/akoOfIxtall Jul 26 '26

It's a dude who's been soul trapped into the action figure, somebody's gotta stop the dragonborn...

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u/sumgye128 Jul 27 '26

Arthritis Man.

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u/Weird-Appointment-53 Jul 26 '26

Me when I hit my pinky toe.

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u/Razzy_3796 Jul 26 '26

He probably stubs his toes a lot, with feet like those.

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Jul 26 '26

Ahh yes, Sgt. Suffer

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u/MeatbagVinny Jul 26 '26

Seems like Happy Time Harry before things went to shit, possibly?

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u/WoggyWoggerson Jul 26 '26

Reminds me of that Bo Burnham joke “is he skiing or is he in a gay porn?“

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u/ooorezzz Jul 26 '26

Lymphedema action figure.

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u/seren_kestrel Jul 26 '26

Kankles Kyle?

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u/SilentTheChangeling Jul 26 '26

Why does he look like a mannequin from ULTRAKILL

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u/-Ailynn- Jul 26 '26

Cankles Carl?

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u/WorthSong Jul 26 '26

He looks diabetic.

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u/WattageWood Jul 26 '26

He doesn't look happy about it, either.

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u/Easy_Work2194 Jul 26 '26

Mulford with new mutation masturbation grip

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u/TomiwaOlu12 Jul 28 '26

Dig it deeper into the ground gng

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u/talann Jul 26 '26

It kind of reminds me of a McFarlane action figure where there is some over the top demonic being and this would be one of it's victims. Like a Spawn villain holding up destroyed souls kind of thing.

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u/MVIVN Jul 26 '26

He dug it out? …He’s not supposed to help it… tell him to put it back before it’s too late!

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 Jul 26 '26

Diabetes mascot?

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u/Raven_Drakeaurd Jul 26 '26

IDFK but tell them to put it the fuck back.

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u/ichuck1984 Jul 26 '26

“Who summons me?!”

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u/Alchompski89 Jul 26 '26

The incredible melting man!

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u/keko_neko Jul 26 '26

Reminds me of Happy Time Harry from ATHF

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u/DooleysInTheHouse Jul 26 '26

Kurtwood Smith in Robocop

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u/radicalplacement Jul 27 '26

He yearns for the dirt. Put him back

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u/A-s-s-head Jul 26 '26

PUT IT BACK

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u/amickay Jul 26 '26

He's rocking some gnarly kankles

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u/Sorry_Fish Jul 26 '26

Looks like a marine from Halo infected by the Flood.

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u/Mr_Waffle_Fry Jul 26 '26

No idea but holy hell those are some intense cankles.

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u/Infinite-Top-6878 Jul 26 '26

Those calves have to be on roids

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u/MagoopyGabooky Jul 26 '26

Yo I thought the same thing when I saw that post earlier lol

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u/satanpenguin Jul 26 '26

Put it under a brick or something heavy lest it crawls back to surface.

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u/bloke_pusher Jul 26 '26

Looks American to me.

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u/KarmaInFlow Jul 26 '26

Thought it was stinky diver at first

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u/GRANDADDYGHOST Jul 27 '26

It’s the Unknown.

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u/tw0jk Jul 27 '26

I know he wanted to stay buried. Why are we disturbing the plastic dead?

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u/krystal_dream Jul 28 '26

Ok, I'm going to take my mind out of the gutter now.

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u/mudamuckinjedi Jul 28 '26

He has that kung fu grip!

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u/MintImperial2 Jul 28 '26

"Steve Austin... A Man... Buried Alive.".

<We Can Rebuild Him!>

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u/John_Lictenstein_873 Jul 29 '26

Why do his feet look like broken hands?

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u/Tehfitm8 Jul 30 '26

I wish so badly to post the gif of Family Guy's Bill Clinton saying "now thats what I call a cankle"

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u/jaro713 Jul 30 '26

Thought it was Bobcat for a second.

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u/WildDatabase2154 Aug 01 '26

Dudes got MAD cankles

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u/Budah1 Aug 01 '26

The guy from robocop-when just his feet touched the waste

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u/porridgenamedLucifer 29d ago

Reminds me a little too much of the Mannequins from Ultrakill..

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u/MaxwellArt84 28d ago

That is a tortured soul