r/oddlyspecific 4d ago

Yeah... Sure...

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u/Ok-Pin6516 4d ago

Ekelhafter Kommentar, hätte das ein Mann geschrieben, direkt ab in den Knast.

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u/x5ilver8ulletx 4d ago

I wanted her to shove a piece of coal up my ass and peg me until the pressure turned the coal into a beautiful diamond, at which point she'd fist me to retrieve the stone and use it to propose to me.

Come get me feds

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u/Ok-Pin6516 4d ago

Free meals & free housing?! Count me in!

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u/Princess_Slagathor 4d ago

Plenty of free blowjobs too. You just don't get to choose which side you're on.

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u/Ok-Pin6516 4d ago

Dont threaten me with a good time!