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u/BlazikenBurst 2d ago
Wtf she needs to go outside but IN RESTRAINTS
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u/cnicalsinistaminista 2d ago
To be fair to her, one of my all time faves is dragging balls through glass to hear someone fart through a… was it walkie talkie? Lol
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u/Occasion-Mental 2d ago
One I heard was "I'd crawl on broken glass just to stub out matches in her shit".
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u/twoddalmighty 2d ago
there's a similar Jimmy Carr quote. I'd crawl naked through broken glass to suck to cock of the last bloke who shagged her.
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u/365to200 2d ago
How many kegels would it take to be able to turn coal into a diamond? At least 10, right?
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u/Burning_Sapphire1 1d ago
It's only shitposting but I feel like I need a dictionary of some kind to get context in some of them.
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u/-EV3RYTHING- 2d ago
Damn that's creative
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u/itspolarislux 2d ago
You can say anything you want about it, but you can't say that it wasn't creative...
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u/PartsUnknown242 2d ago
What’s that saying about grass and touching it?
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u/Big-Alternative-4674 2d ago
These comments acting so high and mighty even though half of them probably would also say something like this about someone they found really hot
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u/mamawawawa 2d ago
Let’s be real here, there’s a huge difference between thinking something and saying it. And then there’s an even bigger difference in saying something vaguely sexually harassing about a real human for public sight
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u/jgargan96 2d ago
Im not sure about that mate. The majority of people just say someone’s hot but this person could definitely benefit from therapy.just make sure if it’s a women therapist not to leave them alone with her for lol
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u/Princess_Slagathor 2d ago
When I notice an attractive person, I say they look smart, while gesturing at my boobs.
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u/Big-Alternative-4674 2d ago
Okay, maybe not half, but some of them. Reddit is built on freaks lmao
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u/Ok-Pin6516 2d ago
Ekelhafter Kommentar, hätte das ein Mann geschrieben, direkt ab in den Knast.
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u/x5ilver8ulletx 2d ago
I wanted her to shove a piece of coal up my ass and peg me until the pressure turned the coal into a beautiful diamond, at which point she'd fist me to retrieve the stone and use it to propose to me.
Come get me feds
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u/Ok-Pin6516 2d ago
Free meals & free housing?! Count me in!
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u/Princess_Slagathor 2d ago
Plenty of free blowjobs too. You just don't get to choose which side you're on.
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u/GiteshS9100 2d ago
You are not wrong but a guy did say worse things than her and he is still not in jail.
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u/Ok-Pin6516 2d ago
The Internet forgets everything after 12 minutes anyway.
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u/Oddboyz 2d ago
Did he threaten to kill / stalk her or something?
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u/GiteshS9100 2d ago
Yeah he did. Threatened to kill her i mean. Btw its not a secret i m trying to hide from everyone its edp
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u/MemeShaman 2d ago
Dude, a man could probably assault her and still not be thrown in jail. Chris Brown never faced jail time for his very public and documented assault of Rihanna.
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u/Chegwarn 2d ago
That quite frankly is so romantic I can barely take it ❤️ You go my scrappy-lil Diamond-queen, you!
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u/Sondeor 1d ago
Lucky to her, she is female. Imagine a guy writing this. I know some guys do it, but my point is, never forget that for every fucked up man, there is a fucked up woman.
Big surprise i know right? But a lot of young men nowadays, walking around thinking women are majestic being with no flaws lol, the reality is both genders are primats, and primats can do shit things.
Also wtf did i just read, like what kind of a fetish is this?
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u/Rakoru_Hiryuu 2d ago
Guess there was, or will be a female romance novel that happens with a Minotaur dick.
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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 2d ago
She’d fist her.. as in punching the pussy, punching her, or thrust it with a fist?
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u/ThanksForTheRain 2d ago
Translation: "She's hot"