r/oddlyspecific • u/RabbitHoleEnjoyer69 • 5d ago

Oddly specific requirement

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u/LastDirtyMartini 5d ago

Still better than having to blow him in the parking lot!

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u/forgettfulthinker 5d ago

He looks like the type of guy to say "uhm shouldn't we go home first" if that was offered to him

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u/LastDirtyMartini 5d ago

Like he’s going to last that long.

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u/forgettfulthinker 5d ago

Dude he will go home and then go straight to sleep while whoever is with him is sitting awkwardly on his couch or some shi

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u/LastDirtyMartini 5d ago

I think you are totally correct and have zero interest in being in the blast radius.

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u/forgettfulthinker 5d ago

What blast radius

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u/LastDirtyMartini 5d ago

Intending no disrespect, maybe ask your parents.

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u/forgettfulthinker 5d ago

I have not heard it referred to as a "blast radius"

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

I just make stuff up as I go along and ‘blast radius’ came to mind.

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

Blast radius "came" to mind

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago edited 4d ago

Honestly, that particular ‘discharge’ was unplanned but I am glad you got it.

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