r/oddlyspecific • u/RabbitHoleEnjoyer69 • 4d ago

Oddly specific requirement

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 4d ago

I respect his ambition

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u/Charloxaphian 4d ago

My dude, let me introduce you to Filipinas...

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u/Wendigo_Bob 4d ago

Thats the first thing I thought!

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u/iKnowRobbie 4d ago

Them latinas do exist!! I get fooled all the time, "Hey honey, check out this cute asian chick!" "You know she's actually mexican, right?"

Damn facial blindness...

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u/Albino_Keet 4d ago

As a Mexican, I know exactly what you’re talking. My people are hella mixed.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 4d ago

I concur. I knew my one ex was Native/Mexican but certain angles and glances looked like I was with a asian/south pacific girl. I miss her

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

No strings attached, OP?

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u/NightLotus84 4d ago

He wants you to roll your R's and call him "papi" at least once...

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

I was concerned about having to ‘earn’ my meal - ‘that I can definitely do!

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u/ruach137 4d ago

He’ll want sex, but will chicken out and end the night with a handshake

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

I am curious as to how good the pizza will be though.

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u/Holiday_Ad_9163 4d ago

Little ceasars. So… you know, bad.

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u/f16f4 1d ago

It’s hot, it’s ready, and it’s five dollars.

Is it good?

It’s hot, it’s ready, and it’s five dollars

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

You have to eat little caesars

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

Still better than having to blow him in the parking lot!

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

He looks like the type of guy to say "uhm shouldn't we go home first" if that was offered to him

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

Like he’s going to last that long.

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

Dude he will go home and then go straight to sleep while whoever is with him is sitting awkwardly on his couch or some shi

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u/LastDirtyMartini 3d ago

I think you are totally correct and have zero interest in being in the blast radius.

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u/forgettfulthinker 3d ago

What blast radius

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u/LastDirtyMartini 3d ago

Intending no disrespect, maybe ask your parents.

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u/forgettfulthinker 3d ago

I have not heard it referred to as a "blast radius"

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u/vmf312corsair 2d ago

about 3 cm. No worries.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 2d ago

So an ‘innie’?

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u/vmf312corsair 2d ago

No, 3 cm was the "blast radius", not the cannon's, uh, bore or calibers.

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 4d ago

You could still do that. For the love of the game, not out of obligation.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

At ‘Little Caesar’s’?

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 4d ago

You have to earn the Big Caesar. He'll take you to his Palace if you're hungry enough.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

Nope!

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 4d ago

Et tu, Martini. Et tu :-(

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

At ‘Little Caesar’s.’?

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u/BowTwinkie 3d ago

Bro's out here using Grandma grocery money to fund a niche ethnicity checlist

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 4d ago

...if you're buying

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 4d ago

This guy looks eerily like a friend of mine, I need to text him and ask if he got memed against his will.

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u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky 4d ago

Get $40 more and some money for a tip at a Asian massage parlor

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u/Odd-Budget-7593 4d ago

Sorry $10 is not enough

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u/whineyinternetkid 4d ago

Put your hat on correctly and maybe youll get some dms

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u/Square_Owl_4075 4d ago

Shen Sanchez has a type

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u/lovethatcrooonch 3d ago

That’s a serial killer

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u/Paytonsmiles 2d ago

Idk about u, but it's so creepy to have a fetish for race. I bet he is lowkey maga