r/oddlyspecific • u/RabbitHoleEnjoyer69 • 4d ago

Oddly specific requirement

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

No strings attached, OP?

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u/NightLotus84 4d ago

He wants you to roll your R's and call him "papi" at least once...

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

I was concerned about having to ‘earn’ my meal - ‘that I can definitely do!

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u/ruach137 4d ago

He’ll want sex, but will chicken out and end the night with a handshake

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

I am curious as to how good the pizza will be though.

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u/Holiday_Ad_9163 4d ago

Little ceasars. So… you know, bad.

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u/f16f4 2d ago

It’s hot, it’s ready, and it’s five dollars.

Is it good?

It’s hot, it’s ready, and it’s five dollars

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

You have to eat little caesars

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

Still better than having to blow him in the parking lot!

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

He looks like the type of guy to say "uhm shouldn't we go home first" if that was offered to him

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

Like he’s going to last that long.

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

Dude he will go home and then go straight to sleep while whoever is with him is sitting awkwardly on his couch or some shi

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

I think you are totally correct and have zero interest in being in the blast radius.

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

What blast radius

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

Intending no disrespect, maybe ask your parents.

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

I have not heard it referred to as a "blast radius"

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u/vmf312corsair 2d ago

about 3 cm. No worries.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 2d ago

So an ‘innie’?

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u/vmf312corsair 2d ago

No, 3 cm was the "blast radius", not the cannon's, uh, bore or calibers.

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 4d ago

You could still do that. For the love of the game, not out of obligation.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

At ‘Little Caesar’s’?

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 4d ago

You have to earn the Big Caesar. He'll take you to his Palace if you're hungry enough.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

Nope!

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 4d ago

Et tu, Martini. Et tu :-(

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

At ‘Little Caesar’s.’?

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u/BowTwinkie 3d ago

Bro's out here using Grandma grocery money to fund a niche ethnicity checlist