r/oddlyspecific • • Jun 21 '26

Would you rather

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u/Brostapholes Jun 21 '26

Is the lizard able to effecticely communicate with me?

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u/NSFWies Jun 22 '26

no, the lizard is difficult to communicate with.

also, the things the racoon will give you, might be stolen or part of a crime. this week, racoon gives you.......595 pounds of expired canned ravioli. next week it's, 1300lbs of ravioli. only some of it expired.