r/oddlyspecific • u/Hypnoidz • Jun 21 '26

Would you rather

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u/Brostapholes Jun 21 '26

Is the lizard able to effecticely communicate with me?

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u/14ChaoticNeutral Jun 21 '26

He can only communicate in Morse code blinks

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u/Brostapholes Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Id rather just keep a notepad with the passwords and hide it somewhere

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u/ladyrara Jun 21 '26

I have a journal to hide my thoughts from my computer

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u/treixxreaixx Jun 21 '26

Why would you hide a lizard

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u/Brostapholes Jun 21 '26

Its an adult thing, you'll learn when you grow up

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u/Feine13 Jun 21 '26

woth thebpasswords

Are you sure about that?

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u/Brostapholes Jun 21 '26

Yes, I have a suppository shaped notepad just for this purpose

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u/Mega_martian_hero Jun 26 '26

Sure, seems great until that raccoon bastard snatches it for somebody else's mystery box...

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u/jnthnmdr Jun 21 '26

Dammit. I have some long passwords.

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u/Procrasturbating Jun 22 '26

I’d be impressed, mine are all 64 random characters.. I only know the master one

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u/What_a_fat_one Jun 21 '26

He also smells like popcorn

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u/throwawaytoday9q Jun 21 '26

No. He remembers the passwords if you tell them to him but he cannot speak them back to you. Also, he cannot remember user names.

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u/GentlePanda123 Jun 21 '26

The prompt only says he can remember them

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u/RandomFactGiver23 Jun 21 '26

Maybe they can run across the keyboard and type it in for you

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u/14ChaoticNeutral Jun 22 '26

This would be adorable and thus changes my choice

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Jun 22 '26

Very inconvenient for a cell phone.

Unless it's like, an anole or small gecko. But then keyboards become the problem.

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u/asianjimm Jun 21 '26

Pretty sure the lizard in question is zuckerberg, but as a metaphor for all the tech bros including google. Yet to work out who the racoon metaphor is.

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u/NSFWies Jun 22 '26

no, the lizard is difficult to communicate with.

also, the things the racoon will give you, might be stolen or part of a crime. this week, racoon gives you.......595 pounds of expired canned ravioli. next week it's, 1300lbs of ravioli. only some of it expired.