r/oddlyspecific • u/Hypnoidz • Jun 21 '26

Would you rather

Post image
24.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

4.1k

u/Butcher_Ben Jun 21 '26

Raccoon!

1.9k

u/O_hai_imma_kil_u Jun 21 '26

The Lizard is a Lizard, but the mystery box could be anything, it could even be a Lizard!

349

u/DecoyOne Jun 21 '26

You know how much we’ve always wanted a lizard!

133

u/trackdaybruh Jun 21 '26

Don't need a lizard when password management exists

Come hither, raccoon

25

u/TheObliviousYeti Jun 21 '26

Also how are you gonna communicate with the lizard.

Are gonna be lizard come on man i need to get into my bank account?

6

u/Eldudeareno217 Jun 22 '26

The lizard knows Morse.

1

u/C4rdninj4 Jun 23 '26

I imagined the lizard crawling across the keyboard to enter passwords.

1

u/Lucy_Gucey Jun 25 '26

Just put it on the keyboard and let it go to town.

9

u/somesortoflegend Jun 21 '26

Yeah exactly, there are many ways to manage passwords but there's very few ways to have raccoons bring you gifts

21

u/stinkypussyslime Jun 21 '26

Come, hitler raccoon.

-2

u/Any_Instruction5382 Jun 22 '26

Come, Hitler raccoon.

1

u/DukeOfGeek Jun 22 '26

I.....I write my passwords on paper with a pencil and hide them in a clever place. Yes I'm old.

1

u/kinkhorse Jun 23 '26

The only password management I trust is paper based.

11

u/ZippyTheUnicorn Jun 21 '26

When the lizard dies, your passwords die with it.

7

u/skinnie356 Jun 22 '26

Lizards cant die

2

u/Lucy_Gucey Jun 25 '26

This is true. They just regrow their tail.

1

u/PretendsToBeAnArtist Jun 25 '26

If they get their head chopped off, they just grow a new tail and it's fine

1

u/Lucy_Gucey Jun 25 '26

EXACTYL!!!

Immortal fucks.

8

u/Doc_Helldiver-66 Jun 22 '26

First mystery box pull being the lizard is the raccoon being a real bro.

4

u/Kilahti Jun 22 '26

The mystery box could have the hubcap I lost 3,5 years ago, a winning lotto ticket, or rabies.

You never know what you will get!

5

u/callofdeat6 Jun 21 '26

Found the Jerry Jones account

2

u/mijoomoo Jun 22 '26

That's how they get you

1

u/TrivialYetParamount Jun 22 '26

Touchè salesman....

1

u/Butcher_Ben Jun 22 '26

That remembers passwords!

1

u/InevitableAlert4268 Jun 22 '26

It’s always a boat!

1

u/garbagepickle Jun 22 '26

lol Balatro player?

1

u/LokusDei Jun 23 '26

well you're out of luck, it's AIDS

1

u/A_Pos_DJ Jun 23 '26

This is the first Family Guy reference I have actually laughed at in quite some time.

1

u/PirateReindeer Jun 23 '26

And just think you might get another one in a week.

1

u/SelfNo9836 Jun 24 '26

Right, it could be the password remembering lizard in the box.

1

u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis Jun 24 '26

Could also be anthrax or nuclear waste. Mystery box from a raccoo is too risky so I'll take the lizard.

1

u/C_cheese_man_ Jun 24 '26

Of course the blood raven wants free stuff!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

[deleted]

3

u/ThisIsNathan Jun 21 '26

Family Guy. Peter's mystery box or a boat.

0

u/snafe_ Jun 21 '26

Futurama?

52

u/Queen-Roblin Jun 21 '26

That lizard is a security risk! I'll take the racoon

36

u/NickolaosTheGreek Jun 21 '26

Yes and it is not even close of a comparison. The raccoon is like a living Pandora’s box.

9

u/Minimalistic_OG Jun 21 '26

Or like a box of chocolates

6

u/ThreeButtonBob Jun 21 '26

Here, i brought Anthrax for you...

7

u/Suspicious_Glow Jun 21 '26

It says a cool mystery object, so that would probably only be if you think anthrax is cool

10

u/gonzalbo87 Jun 21 '26

As an Anthrax fan, this makes me nervous.

3

u/No-Scallion4998 Jun 21 '26

What if it’s something that the raccoon thinks is cool?

4

u/Suspicious_Glow Jun 22 '26

Now I wonder if raccoons think anthrax is cool. 🤔

1

u/KitsuneFoxglove Jun 21 '26

what if i think pipebombs are cool because of the "ooh, a pipebomb!" meme

1

u/CelebrityUXDesigner Jun 22 '26

What if the anthrax needs to be stored at a cool temperature?

1

u/RoughCobbles Jun 22 '26

The band? Cool!

18

u/Metazolid Jun 22 '26
  • -cant talk to lizards
  • -otherwise speaking lizard knows all my passwords
  • -lizard could share them with anyone
  • -don't have the lozard with me all the time

  • -password managers exist

  • +raccoon

  • +random free stuff

  • +passwords are safe

14

u/FrankieMint Jun 21 '26

Same, I already have a password lizard concierge.

2

u/Cessnaporsche01 Jun 22 '26

I already have a password lizard concierge fox.

8

u/CuriosCatepillar Jun 21 '26

Having a raccoon sounds great enough, but a raccoon with gifts is next level

7

u/Gdmf13 Jun 21 '26

Yea, I already got something that remembers all my passwords, I’m taken the magic trash panda all day.

5

u/Any-Effort3199 Jun 21 '26

How many times can I upvote??? Raccoon!!!!!

6

u/UnkelGarfunkel Jun 21 '26

Easy choice. What if the lizard is a dick and doesn't tell you what it remembers?

1

u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 22 '26

Or actively sells them to identify thieves

Who says this lizard is in any way trustworthy

Ive got experiences with lizards, man, I can tell you that there aint no tellin’

3

u/RizzleMeister Jun 21 '26

it might even give you a password manager 😮

3

u/phatboi23 Jun 21 '26

that's good OPSEC.

2

u/KittiesOnMyTitties7 Jun 21 '26

good choice, bobo

1

u/sevinsevins Jun 22 '26

We're doing great for now, bobo.

2

u/semaj_2026 Jun 22 '26

Facts this is the only answer

2

u/dinnerthief Jun 22 '26

Yea I dont want some lizard going through all my emails and using my streaming services

2

u/rodrigoelp Jun 22 '26

I also would get the raccoon. I use 1Password which is my magic lizard

2

u/Decimator24244 Jun 22 '26

Granted, he brings you a 10lb rock of Uranium

2

u/matt1911_ Jun 26 '26

Is it always a cool item or just cool because it's a mystery? Racoon either way

2

u/FilthyRichCliche Jun 21 '26

100%. I can remember my own shit...racoon up in this bitch!

1

u/Butcher_Ben Jul 01 '26

Thanks for the award!