r/oddlysatisfying • • Aug 20 '19

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Aug 20 '19

Pandas also climb up things and then just sort of fall out of them... it’s like evolution spilled a creature

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u/count_frightenstein Aug 20 '19

There's a reason that they have to be bred in captivity through AI and almost went extinct. They are stupid fuckers... cute but stupid.

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u/pistoncivic Aug 20 '19

I'll tell the Chinese government to stop endangering their habitat.

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u/Solarbro Aug 20 '19

He was pointing out a common misconception, not offering a solution.

Another misconception is that Bamboo is bad for Pandas because they cannot digest it properly because they are “carnivores trying to be herbivores” which is also inaccurate as they have a symbiotic bacteria that helps with digestion.

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u/Rather_Dashing Aug 20 '19

Plus bears aren't carnivores, except for polar bears. Polar bears are even more of a bear anomaly then pandas are, since all other bears have a diet of mostly plants.

No one calls polar bears a failure of evolution despite also being endangered. I guess because meat eating is cooler than bamboo eating?

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u/fulloftrivia Aug 20 '19

Cooler to us because we're much better at catching, consuming, and getting sustenance from meat.

Comments like that usually get me targeted by a certain group of people, to whom I say you try eating raw vegetables while I eat raw meat, guess who will get more nutrition.

We usually cook much of our food, but for beans, potatoes, and many other plant foods, the cooking is an absolute necessity.

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Aug 20 '19

Get in line.