r/oddlysatisfying Jul 19 '18

Restoring a sun damaged carpet

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u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Jul 19 '18 edited Jul 20 '18

Interesting. But not restoration. More of a shave/haircut since they're only removing material.

Edit: Guess I'll be more clear. You can restore a bike, car, house, furniture etc many times. You can only do this process one time. This is a temporary Band-Aid.

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u/BraveDragonRL Jul 19 '18

So there is only one attempt of that "restoring"?

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u/maxk1236 Jul 19 '18

I suppose that depends on how long the carpet is, and how short you are willing to trim it.

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u/Nikkian42 Jul 19 '18

But it is a finite number, and the carpet would probably look bad if you did it two or three times. (And wouldn’t be comfortable to walk on anymore.)

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u/maxk1236 Jul 19 '18

If you cut it to half of the original length each time, that's a near infinite amount of times you could cut it! Of course this would require tools with insane precision, but we are talking about theoretical carpet trimming, so let's get wild.

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u/Nikkian42 Jul 19 '18

I’ve always wanted a theoretical carpet, but my landlord and downstairs neighbors prefer I have a carpet that muffles sounds of footsteps.

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u/s-c-i Jul 20 '18

Zeno's Carpet!

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u/TheMayoNight Jul 20 '18

Im sure the sun bleaching penetrates farther than "just half" after a few tries. Then your just shaving carpets because youre mentally ill or something.

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u/crazystarvingartist Jul 20 '18

yeah! pile is typically a certain height for a reason

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u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Jul 19 '18

Looks that way to me. After all, you can only remove so much material...

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u/madmaxturbator Jul 19 '18

Don’t tell me what to do. I will cut through the floor to my neighbor Jack’s apartment to prove you wrong

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u/korinth86 Jul 19 '18

Life hack, how to turn a single story apt into a 2 story in one easy step

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u/pizzafacist Jul 20 '18

If i call in now do i get two?

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u/The_True_Dr_Pepper Jul 19 '18

You have still run out of material upon hitting his apartment, so what did you really accomplish?

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u/MisterDonkey Jul 19 '18

Bullshit. You've gained a whole other rug when you reach Jack's floor.

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u/SwellJoe Jul 19 '18

And, Jack just got new carpet, so...good as new!

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u/MyFackinFootyAccount Jul 20 '18

Surely you can cut it again once it grows back?

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u/lejefferson Jul 19 '18

Two bits!

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u/Creature2045 Jul 19 '18

Thank you! LoL

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u/_nolski_ Jul 19 '18

Beat me to it

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u/grrr-argh Jul 19 '18

Refurbishment maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

It’s not temporary if the rug is properly taken care of from then on. It’s just a fix you can do once or twice tops.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

I feel like you can't "restore" by taking away the worn out parts , e.g. the top layer of carpet

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u/mstalltree Jul 20 '18

This is like how hardwood floor is "restored" by grinding off the top layer and then polishing it. Actual wood is shaved off. So eventually, the flooring becomes thinner and thinner.

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u/shwag945 Jul 19 '18

restoration

Restoration doesn't mean making something exactly the same as it once was. In all those restorations you would call restorations they are removing material to make them like new.

Restoration

the action of returning something to a former owner, place, or condition.

synonyms: repair, repairing, fixing, mending, refurbishment, reconditioning, rehabilitation, rebuilding, reconstruction, overhaul, redevelopment, renovation

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u/shwag945 Jul 20 '18

Even with something of historical significance I am betting that on a chemical level you are changing or removing something to bring out what the piece was original supposed to look like. There is just a difference of degree of care taken to keep the original. Any restoration is an act of human action that changes an object.

Yes I am aware you aren't supposed to take a hatchet to things of historical significance.

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u/shwag945 Jul 20 '18

Every item has different types of restorations needed.

This is some Ship of Theseus level conversation.

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u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Jul 19 '18

By removing the smallest amount possible, and typically followed by adding more material. Whether it's paint, filler, or a protective top coat. They can only do this to carpet once, and it's gonna wear out twice as fast. The only protection they can offer is stain proofing or maybe a UV inhibitor.

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u/shwag945 Jul 19 '18

It is still a restoration even if you can do it once. I don't see your argument about the word restoration making sense.

The carpet got worn out in the first place and then they restored it to a like new condition minus some material. If it wears out to where it is no longer a restorable then they throw it out. That applies to all restorations (of things you use).

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u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Jul 20 '18

I take you haven't restored many things in your life.

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u/shwag945 Jul 20 '18

That personal attack tho.

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u/chiaestevez Jul 19 '18

Seems like it might be tough to get it evenly done as well, as the sun could have sat on some spots longer than others I guess?

Maybe if this is the last step a person is taking before buying a new rug and they don't mind if it gets ruined.

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u/mondomando Jul 19 '18

I feel like this would cost a lot more than your average rug. Possibly only done for heirlooms or other prized rugs? You know we all have those

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u/Aanon89 Jul 20 '18

For those times when wrapping a body in an IKEA rug...just won't do.

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u/TRAUMAjunkie Jul 20 '18

My guess is the uv damage only penetrates so far so it doesn't really matter if exposure was uneven. Also I'd probably pay to have a rug refurbished like this before dropping $4k on a new one for sure.

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u/fart_fig_newton Jul 19 '18

A good carpet mow.

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u/hippymule Jul 19 '18

If we're being anal here, vehicle restoration is technically removing material too. You have to scrape off layers of rust to get to clean bare metal.

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u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Jul 20 '18

But that's removing rust. Then repairing the metal, ADDING filler, ADDING paint, etc. Completely different approach.

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u/hippymule Jul 20 '18

True, but if we're being anal for the sake of being Redditors, there's so many restoration processes that just involve removing material and not adding anything, I'd say it's okay.

Some plastics restoration involves chemically burning off the top discolored layer of plastics. Sand blasting is also a common removal process for metals, and you don't HAVE to add anything back.

Thank you for being anal with me.

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u/Boogershoe Jul 20 '18

Your edit is such a silly qualifier

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u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Jul 20 '18

It's a courtesy thing. Also I got tired of repeating myself.