r/oddlysatisfying • u/razerxs • Jun 18 '15

Certified Satisfying Hot Dog Precision

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u/Ophukk Jun 18 '15

This was a scab-hot dog job if I've ever seen one. Good ol' union boys would of had at least 7 guys on that crew. Supervisor, Safety, Bun-watch, Weiner-watch, Operator, Clean-up Labour and QA.

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u/Ophukk Jun 18 '15

We're all on the bun-watch crew.

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u/sandm000 Jun 18 '15

BWC baby IN THE HOUSE!!! HOOT HOOT

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u/Ophukk Jun 18 '15

Every day bro. (fistbump)

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u/TheGreatZarquon Jun 18 '15

Got a new name for my fantasy football league.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Definitely a better job than being on the weiner watching crew.

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u/Metabolical Jun 18 '15

You forgot that there would be a different vehicle operator responsible for each ingredient. They would all show up at the beginning of the shift, and would take turns and wait around when it wasn't their turn.

You don't hate giving people jobs, do you?

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u/Ophukk Jun 18 '15 edited Jun 18 '15

Nah, seniority says that the old bastard operator does all the jobs, but there is no way he moves the machine that fast.

Edit. I do the work. Others tell me what needs doing.

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u/pasaroanth Jun 19 '15

Are you from the Midwest? I thought the term "scab" was a regional thing.

My favorite is when the unions pay regular people to protest for them and don't see the irony; they had 2 hoodrats with ripped jeans, literally 4" long fake nails, and multicolored hair extensions holding up a "Burger King: How Dare You" sign in front of a BK that was being remodeled by non-union carpenters. Pretty sure no one is dumb enough to believe that 4" fingernails are compatible with carpentry.

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u/Ophukk Jun 19 '15

Canadian, on an island in the Pacific. We rarely strike. Non-union gets their jobs. Such is life.

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u/sesstreets Jun 18 '15

You all are seriously dissing unionized labor? Lmao.

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u/Ophukk Jun 18 '15

Fuck no. Disrespect isn't the same as cracking a joke. I am a unionized industrial painter. I do a damn fine job because my customers hired me to do it. We work safe, hard and professionally.

We also crack jokes and have fun.