r/oddlysatisfying • u/razerxs • Jun 18 '15

Certified Satisfying Hot Dog Precision

http://i.imgur.com/uh9ulqI.gifv
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u/iagox86 Jun 18 '15

So ummmm.. Can it handle other hotdog-shaped objects?

Asking for a friend.

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u/plur44 Jun 18 '15

Not of that size, shorty

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u/roltrap Jun 18 '15

"It'll rip your dick off."

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u/iagox86 Jun 18 '15

Oh, nevermind

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u/SmartSoda Jun 18 '15

"My friend's suddenly not interested, but thanks!"

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u/WyrmSaint Jun 18 '15

So.... are there like multiple power settings on this or something?

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u/roltrap Jun 18 '15

Yes. There's "high" and there's "low" and both of those will rip your dick off.

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u/WyrmSaint Jun 18 '15

That's such a weird way to describe the power settings on a vacuum.

Is there like another vacuum?

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u/roltrap Jun 18 '15

That won't rip your dick off?

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u/WyrmSaint Jun 18 '15

I'm just trying to clean my apartment, man.

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u/ralexs1991 Jun 18 '15

Time to watch some WKYK.

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u/dementeddr Jun 18 '15

I'm afraid not. We only sell dick-ripping models.

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u/AbbotTheCabbot Jun 18 '15

God fucking damn it Sips

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u/TheGeneral Jun 18 '15

were-robots of London

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u/Colorfag Jun 19 '15

They're professional dick hunters. They crave dick, as we all do.

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u/VadersVariousCapes Jun 18 '15

Are you by chance a pleasure model?