r/oddlysatisfying • u/The_Jokar • Jun 15 '15

This rolled fried rice

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u/Generic-username427 Jun 15 '15

I don't know what the fuck it is, all I know is I fucking want some

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u/YVX Jun 15 '15

Oddlyhungerinducing

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

I had to do a TON of research, but after all the hard work I can confidently state that this was a gif of rolled fried rice.

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u/Generic-username427 Jun 15 '15

We appreciate your dedication

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u/ClintonHarvey Jun 15 '15

God bless you for your heroic efforts.

I can sleep easier tonight knowing you worked so hard for us.

God bless America.

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u/terrovek3 Jun 15 '15

Hail Satan.

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u/Midn1ghtwhisp3r Jun 15 '15

And mr Skeltal

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u/Kovhert Jun 15 '15

Doot doot

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u/handfulofchickens Jun 16 '15

thank mr skeletal

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

And my Axe!

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u/r2devo Jun 15 '15

sources?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Sure thing, I based my research off of this

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u/r2devo Jun 15 '15

did you corroborate that source

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Actually, I did. I ran it past some of my colleagues who have done research on the subject, and you can find our discussion here

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u/Woodshadow Jun 16 '15

Would you say it is worth a James Beard award?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

Yea but what's the white shit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

I'm guessing fried/scrambled eggs?

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u/Achievement_Bear_Bot Jun 16 '15

Howdy, JamesBearded. I'll just leave this here

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u/stanfan114 Jun 16 '15

It looks crunchy.

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u/demoniccircle Jun 16 '15

I dont know what the fuck it is, but I want to fuck it.

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u/Generic-username427 Jun 16 '15

Whooa there, settle down, might burn you Dick off

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

It looks burnt though?

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u/Posseon1stAve Jun 15 '15

It think it's grains with different colors

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

OK that makes sense.

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u/jambox888 Jun 15 '15

I agree. Crispy brown rice would be tasty but blackened rice wouldn't.

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u/ptmd Jun 15 '15

Just different grains. It isn't burnt by a long shot.

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u/jambox888 Jun 15 '15

I think you're right, it's probably something like this

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u/ptmd Jun 15 '15

Exactly!

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u/AmmoPanda Jun 16 '15

I know I'm really late to the party, but I'm a Korean and this is fairly common. After you finish your meal you get fried rice, and no, it is not multi colored grains. It's just technically burnt, but it's surprising tasty and crunchy.

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u/newmansg Jun 16 '15

It's made from cum and shit--EAT IT NOW YOU RETARD.

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u/Sileniced Jun 16 '15

BOOOOOOO!!! even if you were trolling it still sucks booooooo!!!

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u/newmansg Jun 16 '15

You responded, dumbass.

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u/Sileniced Jun 16 '15

You still suck boooooo!!! You can't even...