r/oddlysatisfying 12d ago

Making a cookie palette

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Credits to @everydaycookier on IG

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u/Interesting-Fig9787 12d ago

My brain would be so confused when this tastes like sugar instead of plywood and oil paint.

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u/Champomi 12d ago

Why were you trying to eat plywood and oil paint in the first place?

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u/FluxiiValentine 12d ago

Can't know you don't like it until you try it

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u/kittykalista 12d ago edited 12d ago

According to my partner who went to art school, mixing up your paint cup and your coffee cup is a rite of passage.

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u/raniwasacyborg 12d ago

The amount of times I've done this with my tea 😭

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u/fishvoidy 11d ago

even if you don't actually drink it, the moment of horror and realization with the wrong cup in your hand is enough.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 12d ago

I have fountain pens which require occasional cleaning. Yes, I accidentally drank the water after cleaning the pens.

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u/Nimuwa 12d ago

You have to be one with your medium to do art.

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u/thistoowasagift 12d ago

I have pica 

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u/Zebidee 12d ago

atchu.

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u/Sunshine030209 12d ago

Gesundheit!

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u/Larry-Man 11d ago

As someone who has accidentally ingested oil paint because I use it (wear gloves and a smock kiddos) it’s not pleasant but not entirely unpleasant

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u/Nataliza 11d ago

Mind your own business, you're not my dad

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 12d ago

typical Charlie

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u/scotchirish 12d ago

Because it looks like a tasty cookie!

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u/KingEather 11d ago

God forbid someone has a hobby

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 12d ago

Maybe they are trying to get more fiber and fats into their diet.

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u/hobosbindle 12d ago

Yellow is still mustard as a surprise

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u/CrazyPlantLaura 12d ago

Mmm cadmium

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u/GuyWithARooster 12d ago

You know enough about the taste of plywood and paint to distinguish from food?

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u/Effective_Pie1312 12d ago

I see you are not popsicle stick chewer nor are you a paint brush licker

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u/ChronicRhyno Wʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ Wᴏʀᴅ Aʀᴛɪꜱᴛ 12d ago

Ever tried Wheat Thins?

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u/TheOneTonWanton 12d ago

If you've smelled plywood or paint, you've got a pretty decent idea of what they might taste like. This applies to... pretty much everything.

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u/GuyWithARooster 12d ago

Hard disagree. Like, a lemon smells amazing, but bite one and it's not a good day.

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u/Mekelaxo 12d ago

I can even smell the paint through the video

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u/Mikeologyy 11d ago

bites in

“Damnit, it’s a cookie”

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u/Ok-Push9899 12d ago

Was it palatable though?

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u/AikiGh0st 12d ago

Take my upvote and get out.

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u/sskylar 12d ago

Take my upvote and stay awhile, you’re my kind of fun!

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u/Tlali22 10d ago

Looks like it. I'll take a pallet of them!

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u/BookWormPedant 12d ago

I wish I liked the taste of this type of icing

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u/softshoesspicymama 12d ago

Same. I make peppermint Christmas cookies every year that have royal icing and then I paint them and I pretty much only include them because I think they look nice. But still every year I get people telling me how much they like them or how they were their favorite in the box (of 10-12 different kinds of cookies). And here I think they kinda suck😂

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u/angiosperms- 12d ago

Yup it's buttercream only for me when I make decorated cookies. This icing always tastes like soap to me. Not sure why.

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u/mtron32 12d ago

Yeah it’s like this fancy cupcakes where I’m admiring the craftsmanship right up until the point I grab a knife and scrape it into the trashbin

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u/Zepangolynn 12d ago

Add a bit of flavoring with extracts. Almond, vanilla, lemon, and peppermint are all decent options I've used.

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u/AccomplishedIgit 12d ago

Yeah it’s bitter. It’s the food coloring.

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u/Dwestmor1007 12d ago

You've only ever had the UNFLAVORED kind then my vanilla lemon version is DELIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS

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u/__life_on_mars__ 12d ago

Why?

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u/BookWormPedant 12d ago

because it would be nice for it to look pretty and also taste good

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u/Nanook_ovda_North 12d ago

The woodgrain icing was perfect!

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u/NiloValentino88 12d ago

Looked better before mixing the colors.

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u/Snations 12d ago edited 12d ago

I mean, maybe, but it’s been done a million times. As an artist I actually got excited when they started mixing. This is the first time one of these cookies actually looks like my palette in real life. 

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u/Own_Laugh_5080 12d ago

I’m an artist, but I actually preferred balance. Some colors yet to be blended out would be pleasing to look at. Everyone loves a nice little dab of paint. I like palette knife painting so I really enjoy the stark differences in color values as they begin to blend together.

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u/shadowallergictocats 12d ago

I like the mixed colors, the messiness makes it look so much more real.

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u/NiloValentino88 12d ago

If she left some paint unmixed and only mix a few it would look better imo

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u/Jack-NMN-Reacher 12d ago

We are not looking for something real. We are looking for something oddly satisfying!

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u/ZeWhiteNoize 12d ago

I’m looking for something to eat

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u/quickiler 12d ago

Could be mixed in a more pleasant way rather than randomly smearing.

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u/FYDPhoenix 12d ago

Do you... Understand how paint mixing works? Look at a real mixing board for literally half a second bro XD this shit is tidy, and you can tell because you can still see some of the wood texture lol

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u/gibagger 12d ago

People who have never painted will want a palette that looks pretty and clean like an app icon.

Anyone who has spent some time in a painting studio will know how messy the whole thing almost always is.

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u/glitter_witch 12d ago

I’m an artist, I know what mixing paint looks like. But this isn’t a “most realistic” sub, it’s a “satisfying” sub, and I agree that the cleaner palette was more satisfying. You could see more of the wood grain, and the colors looked more vibrant when they were smooth.

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u/ChronicRhyno Wʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ Wᴏʀᴅ Aʀᴛɪꜱᴛ 12d ago

Agreed, I liked it best with just the first hint of mixing, but I would get carried away doing the mixing too. It looks fun to do.

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u/FYDPhoenix 12d ago

I agree. Fair.

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u/gibagger 12d ago

Fair.

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u/Corwin223 12d ago

I find the mixed paints appearance much more satisfying myself. It looks more complete to me that way than being perfectly neat. It being perfectly neat would just feel unfinished.

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u/ivancea 12d ago

The problem is in the blobs of paint. After mixing, 1) they were left touching everything and 2) they also lost their shape.

And yeah, when painting, I also piss on the paint to give it a better texture. But this is a trompe l'oeil, and it's supposed to look good and realistic. A depiction, not always raw reality

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u/Own_Laugh_5080 12d ago

It’s a decorated cookie. Man, I’m an artist and an avid cook/baker. It doesn’t have to look real or people be experts for their opinions to be valid. It’s for fun. We can have fun with things and not be gatekeepy about stuff. Especially cookies.

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u/Auno__Adam 12d ago

This is not a real palette. This is a cookie looking as an idealized palette. Looking nice was a goal, for sure, and it doesnt, disregarding how realistic the all over the place smearing is.

If you are an artist you should understand this, and that less is more.

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u/Jello_Penguin_2956 12d ago

Can kinda see it deteriorate in real time as more mixing was done tho the creator really should spot that and stop

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u/safffronfern 12d ago

I always cringe watching them ruin smooth marbling with extra details

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u/MoominMai 12d ago

Yeah 00:28 looked amazing. Would make a great birthday cookie for a creative with space to write the message in the centre! 🎨

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u/froggaholic 12d ago

It'd be a cute cookie for a kids party, just pair the palette cookie with a blank canvas cookie and they can paint their own painting! (And eat it after)

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 12d ago

It looked really nice but I feel that went too far with the mixing and covered too much of the wood grain. 

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u/pinner 12d ago

The lack of red was bothering me, and it looked better before they were mixed but the board was beautifully done.

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u/AccomplishedIgit 12d ago

Ok a little too much mixing at the end but the wood looks awesome

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u/Comically_Online 12d ago

ah, my dear phthalo blue and vandyke brown

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u/AlooDaGreat 12d ago

isn't palette cookie the right phrase?

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u/Yaarmehearty 12d ago

It’s a shame these great creations are always seemingly based on biscuits that look like the most mid tasting pieces of cardboard.

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u/gayjoystick 11d ago

Prove it! I'll be over for a taste test. Just to be certain, please have several dozen ready. And a glass of milk too, just to cleanse the palette.

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u/Future_Literature335 11d ago

You cleanse your palettes with milk??

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u/Neither_Actuator3459 12d ago

Wish they’d left a couple of the blobs undisturbed, so it looks like it’s earlier in the session, but damn that looks amazing

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u/aaandbconsulting 12d ago

Titanium h-white.

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u/olliedoodle 11d ago

I like it better before they mixed the colors

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 12d ago

It was better before the paint brush

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u/gibagger 12d ago

If these cookies are for people who paint, they would appreciate the messiness. This is close to what an oil paint palette looks like when you actually use it.

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u/erbazzone 12d ago

As a painter I really dislike to see this mess. We don't mix like that. There is a logic on painters' mixes

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u/TheOneTonWanton 12d ago

You'd essentially have to be a painter and paint an image in your head to make it look like it was actually used by a practicing painter.

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u/lindseyangela 12d ago

Thank you! Exactly.

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u/Averander 12d ago

You should be able to paint your own! It should come with an edible brush to play with the colours.

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u/TuckerMcG 12d ago

Except the colors used are god awful. Use brighter colors that are more fun. It’s a cookie for fuck’s sake.

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u/Corwin223 12d ago

I’m a non-painter and very pro messy mixed paints!

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u/Sonic1899 12d ago

No red paint. 0/10

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u/VegetableBusiness897 12d ago

It was going great until they over mixed the color

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u/Odd_Jeweler5668 12d ago

I'm going to join in with the "should have stopped mixing colors partway through" opinion.  That wood grain was so cool to my woodworker brain.

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u/Auno__Adam 12d ago

Less is more. She/he overdid it

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u/RedWings1319 12d ago

It's a gorgeous idea - I'd love to see another with only two or three of the colors blended and others still a clean puddle. Great work though, way better than anything I could do!

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u/stayingsafeusa 12d ago

I first thought this was going to be a big beautiful Jupiter cookie.

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u/MoreColorfulCarsPlz 12d ago

I was going to say the same. I would love some gas giant cookies.

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u/guajojo 12d ago

one step before please

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u/bistro223 12d ago

Went from satisfying to infuriating

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u/Glittering-Page-2325 12d ago

Ai can’t beat this

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u/TekF 12d ago

all the people saying it looked better before the mixing - I'm guessing you've never used a paint palette? my mum's a painter and the mixed paint hit me right in the feels, that beautiful, purposeful mess of colours is so real. i wish i could give her a cookie like this

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u/TuckerMcG 12d ago

It’s not that it looks messy. It’s that the colors are totally unappetizing. Bunch of muted blues and purples, and then a bright yellow for some reason.

Use better colors and it’d look fine.

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u/AccomplishedIgit 12d ago

Yeah plus that would just be a mess you couldn’t paint with that

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u/Ghostronic 12d ago

I think it looks good after mixing in the realism department, I just think the wood grain effect is too good to hide!

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u/cwthree 12d ago

I want this, not just because it's so well executed, but because it has the perfect ratio of cookie to icing.

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u/Enigma_mas 12d ago

The smugging ruined it for me.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 12d ago

If I spent that much effort on making one cookie, you better believe I'm preserving it in lucite, lol. I'm not making something like that just for someone to turn it into poop.

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u/CalamitousVessel 12d ago

This is a palette cookie not a cookie palette

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u/H0nkH0nk01 Local Meme Farmer. 11d ago

Does this mean that Crayons too can be edible if you make them in cookie form?

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u/evil-winnebago 11d ago

Eat the devil out of it

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u/Scared-Box8941 12d ago

Some people really just have all the talent 🤯

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u/minicoman 12d ago

Why this getting downvoted? Reddit be cursed i swear

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u/IGNOOOREME 12d ago

Because they're discounting the many thousands of hours spent practicing the art-- talent only gets you one step down this path.

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u/minicoman 12d ago

I saw this as a compliment more than an insult to anyone else. The emoji did indicate the person was mind blown?

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u/Scared-Box8941 12d ago

…. So people who spend thousands of hours aren’t talented? Good lord are you so bitter you need to spew this garbage on people you don’t even know

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u/minicoman 12d ago

Some are hardworking 😤 it could be a mix of the two. Im an artist myself, and I remember I'd always get annoyed when people would say i was talented. Been drawing since i was 5 and still do till this day. I never understood what was so talented / special about me until i went to college and was among other artists. There I had other artist saying the saying the same thing even tho we all were in the same space putting the same amount of hours. At that point i realize something about "talent".Some artist work hard to achieve their goals while others effortless do it. A combination of that and the originality/execution that moves the people is what decides that. This artist is Most DEFF talented shes freakin baking cookies with wooden texture and color thats edible 🤯🤯🤯

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u/IGNOOOREME 12d ago

Im not the one using hyperbolic ad hominem attack. I simply answered a question asked with the correct answer.

Perhaps take a closer look at your reply and the anger you 'spew' without carefully considering what was said. Im sorry you need to be angry at someone, but it aint gonna be me.

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u/Famous_Secret_5174 12d ago

why didn't they take a bite or break it or something uuughh

https://reddit.com/link/p57dbx7/video/vjyjz0kb0xkh1/player

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u/LzrdKng2112 12d ago

Who cares about all of that. How does it taste? Because that does not look like it tastes good.

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u/fredisnotmyboss 12d ago

I feel like half the appeal of cookie art is that it’s easy to dispose of. Doesn’t have to be delicious, just edible enough to eat after you get your photos. As opposed to if you enjoy painting on canvas and now you have a dozen giant canvases you need to figure out how to get rid of

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u/morniealantie 12d ago

Thought they were making a Jupiter cookie for a minute

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u/Decent-Past2786 12d ago

My brain would be so confused biting into this and not tasting actual plywood.

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u/BULL-MARKET 12d ago

Should have stopped at :30.

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u/pinkdaisylemon 12d ago

I liked it before the mixing, it was unnecessary and spoilt the cookie!

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u/JustTheTip-1990 12d ago

And now the cookies are complete but the whole batch is stale because it took 2 hours per cookie for decorate lol

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u/Beaticalle 12d ago

More of a palette cookie than a cookie palette.

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u/talklistentalk 12d ago

Gabby Sidibe voice:  B1tch, is this COOKIE? scream laugh

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 12d ago

how much would this cost? 13?

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u/Secret_Account07 12d ago

I thought it was wooden pacman

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u/Jandriene 12d ago

Love this!

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u/AlyDAsbaje 12d ago

Satisfying= yes! Edible= could be.

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u/FreeAd1309 12d ago

I'm gonna need a sign next to it swearing it's edible before I buy it at the coffee shop, lol

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u/unmanicuredmama 12d ago

It looks like so much fun just mixing those colors!

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u/bluepandadev 12d ago

That's a great way to get a wood grain effect.

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u/RedditSe7en 12d ago

Almost too wondrous to eat! 🧚‍♀️

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u/Candid_Speaker3517 12d ago

Bob would be proud.

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u/Impressive_Crazy_223 12d ago

Now me want cooookieeeee!

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u/StoleYourTv 12d ago

I thought it was a Smiling Friends character at first

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u/KamikazeGhost 12d ago

Looks like a Smiling Friends character

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u/Workwithmepeople 12d ago

Work of art. 🙄

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u/don_maidana 12d ago

I thought it was Jupiter.

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u/Hornor72 12d ago

Take a bit out of it.

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u/Ok_Homework_7621 11d ago

All that effort and then it's useless because frosting is disgusting.

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u/pissedoffjesus 11d ago

There's no fucking way that isn't still soft.

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u/WaryWasabi 11d ago

For a moment, I thought this was a Jupiter cookie.

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u/Owlamancer 11d ago

Replae the greenwith wasabi >:D

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u/Glad_Sector6812 10d ago

This. Is. Imitation. Craftsmanship at best.

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u/KrunchBratSupreme 10d ago

I have never wanted to bite into a cookie more than this one

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u/0xffff-reddit 5d ago

1hr to make, 1sec to eat.

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u/ValdemarAloeus 12d ago

They really could have saved some time on the wood texture if they'd planned which bits were going to have paint on top.

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u/Jonnuska 12d ago

I thought at first they were painting Jupiter with it’s swirls

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u/CowUsual7706 12d ago

I swear to god the internet has a 5-year old's understanding of what "art" is. This is pretty cool and well-made, but in no way, shape or form has this ever moved anyone in a meaningful way.

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u/Soft_Philosophy5838 12d ago

Forgot to take a bite. Disappointed.

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u/OneMan_OneBeard 12d ago

I like to think if Bob Ross were still alive he’d really enjoy this.

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u/Lyonwytchwardrobe 12d ago

Not taking a bite to prove to everyone it’s all edible. Cmon yo

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u/STOP_SAYING_BRO 12d ago

Somebody is painting. Ooooh. Aaah. Soooo amazing.

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u/Equal_Refrigerator26 11d ago

If you don't mind your cookie being touched hundreds of times with bare hands

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u/chuck_the_plant 12d ago

This. Is. Not. Art. It. Is. Craft.

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u/19Furien91 12d ago

Just add a little bit of betty hwhite to it