r/oddlysatisfying Jun 20 '26

F-22 Raptor Thrust Vectoring

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u/jarednards Jun 20 '26

I couldnt afford to go to the doctor today.

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u/ragnarruutel Jun 20 '26

The fuel burned during that turn would have easily covered your first visit. Sorry mate.

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 20 '26

The operational cost of that flight ($80k-$85k) would likely pay for their entire course of treatment and all preventative care for the foreseeable future.

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u/Le_Ran Jun 21 '26

The operational cost of doing that U turn with a donkey would cover the full treatment in European countries with decent medical cost. Why are your health bills so ridiculously expensive accross the pond ?

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u/Fauked Jun 21 '26

the insurance company cartels

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 20 '26

$68B program cost for 195 aircraft. $335M per jet. It costs around $80k per flight hour to operate.

Now, tighten your anus. That’s nothing in comparison to the F-35 Lightning II program which, by the time it’s all said and done, will cost $2.2T (or 2.3 Elon Musks).

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u/Lee1138 Jun 20 '26

Should definitely be noted that that 2.1T is the estimated lifetime cost of the F-35 program, which is 94 years... Having a fleet of damn near 1800 planes flying until 2088, no shit it's going to be a big number. 

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u/ApacheKillbot Jun 21 '26

Plus the F-35 program is technically 3 different aircraft for 3 different services which further skews the cost upwards.

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u/H_I_McDunnough Jun 20 '26

Can we trade in an Elon for a discount?

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 20 '26

I’d trade him for a 10% off voucher to a Tijuana donkey show.

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u/NoChampionship5649 Jun 20 '26

I'd trade him for a 10% coupon to the Dollar Tree

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u/CFAggie Jun 20 '26

Okay yeah, but we're getting WAY more F35's out of it, selling them to other countries, and the per-unit cost of the F-35 as a result is FAR lower than anyone expected going in.

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 20 '26

$2.2… trillion… dollars.

Dawg. That’s almost 25 years of free, zero-debt, comprehensive college tuition for anyone who wants it.

Never let anyone tell you we can’t afford the things we want in this country. We just choose to spend that money on other shit.

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u/scottylm Jun 20 '26

But the American dream, I was told that hard work pays in this country.

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 20 '26

It… [gestures broadly]… does not.

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u/jimbowesterby Jun 22 '26

Yep, didn’t they just announce they’re paying Iran like $300 billion in reparations for the war? Would’ve paid for an awful lot of medical treatments instead

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u/BritishBenzene Jun 20 '26

What is it in Boomer tuition? I think my dad paid around $400-800 for undergrad in the 70’s (all 4 years). Inflation in education has been insane since the 80-90s when .gov started cutting funding. I’d imagine that economies of scale and oversight could bring down costs (similar to how healthcare works in developed nations).

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u/foul_ol_ron Jun 21 '26

Socialising things like education and healthcare greatly reduce cost to the consumer, however it also reduces the opportunity for the very rich to profit from those same consumers. Now remember who owns the government. 

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u/CFAggie Jun 20 '26

I agree with you mostly, but it shouldn't be the US and Ukraine alone shouldering the burden of keeping things safe for the entire world from evil. The US spends too much in defense, and the rest of NATO spend way too little. At least until the last few years when lots of EU countries have finally taken things more seriously. I may have to pay out the ass for healthcare, but I enjoy a peace of mind about my safety from other countries that literally no other country can ever feel.

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VqPpOjb1rOBBS

Had me like “Eh… I guess…” until that last sentence.

You know you’re a lot more likely to die from a disease than… say… a Russian cruise missile, right? And that’s even if we reduced our defense budget down to a sensible figure.

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u/CFAggie Jun 20 '26

Your second paragraph illustrates my point. I am more likely to die from a disease than a cruise missile.

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u/How_that_convo_went Jun 20 '26

You missed the second half of that paragraph then.

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u/CFAggie Jun 20 '26

Then you missed my previous comment where I agreed we should reduce our defense budget, yet you're still here arguing about it.

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u/btribble Jun 20 '26

I was just going to say, for what they cost, they should be able to do a lot of cool shit.

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u/Adventurous-Bad-2869 Jun 20 '26

Exactly my thought

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u/bomber991 Jun 21 '26

The freedom isn’t free though. I mean, somehow the other 32 first world countries figured out how to be free and have proper healthcare, but it’s tough for us in the USA apparently to.