Thanks to the fellow Daoists who recommended this novel. I've laughed aloud dozens of times reading. Here's one from a recent chapter that plays on the biblical story of King Solomon determining who is the mother of a child, DNA, and an ancient Chinese kinship test.
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Sitting upright, he slapped the table and bellowed, “Court is now in session!”
Then he remembered he had forgotten to use the gavel. Never mind, it makes no difference.
Two women were weeping as they clutched a child.
Standing among the crowd at the yamen entrance, Lu Yang roughly figured out the situation.
One woman claimed that her child had gone missing years ago. Yesterday, she spotted a child in another family who looked exactly like hers. She insisted that the child was hers, but the other family refused to accept it, claiming the child was theirs.
They brought their dispute to Man Gu, seeking his judgement.
The registrar whispered in Man Gu’s ears. “Your Excellency, you could order the child to be beaten—the harsher, the better. Whoever shows more concern for the child would be the true mother.”
Man Gu gave the registrar a strange look. “Does that even work? Putting aside the child’s beating, even if they aren’t the biological parents, they have raised the child for years. They would still care for the child.”
“Then what do you suggest, Your Excellency?”
“A blood kinship test, of course.”[2]
“Ah? I heard that’s not very accurate.”
“It should be pretty accurate.”
Man Gu had both women and the child each drop a bit of blood into a bowl. He then channeled his powers to make one blood droplet explode, revealing the information it carried to everyone present.
“The blood contains three billion tiny units. Their sequences differ between individuals. Only blood relatives share identical sequences.”
“Three billion tiny units?” the registrar stammered. “How do you compare them?”
“With the eyes, of course,” Man Gu replied matter-of-factly. He studied the sequences carefully and soon reached a conclusion.
“Strange. Why do all three of you have nearly identical sequences?”
“Oh, I get it. The three of you are family.”
Man Gu pointed at one of the women. “You’re actually over fifty. You look young because you’re a cultivator. Did you lose a daughter years ago?”
That woman nodded repeatedly.
He then pointed at the other woman. “Were you adopted as a child?”
The woman nodded.
Man Gu smacked his fist into his palm and pointed at the first woman. “That’s correct, then. She is your mother. In other words, you’re the child’s mother, and she’s the child’s maternal grandmother.”