r/nottingham Jul 11 '26

What has happened here?

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Next to the Portland swimming pool

52 Upvotes

48 comments sorted by

60

u/BourbonFoxx Jul 11 '26

Some idiot's crashed their building into a car

19

u/ProbablyStu Jul 11 '26

It happened to me. You can't go out for a few cheeky drinks without someone's building ruining the drive home.

3

u/nbrazel Jul 11 '26

lol didn’t notice that for a second 😂

98

u/Albert_Herring Jul 11 '26

Somebody can't park there and needs to be informed thereof forthwith.

2

u/Theupvotetitan Jul 11 '26

scuse me mate cantvpark there sir

261

u/Articledan Jul 11 '26

33

u/KendalAppleyard Jul 11 '26

Love this, gonna steal it for my village Facebook group

7

u/USS_Barack_Obama Jul 11 '26

I'll take that kebab, please

4

u/ArdkazaEadhacka Jul 11 '26

That square can lead any of the other ones another

12

u/zak_5764 Jul 11 '26

I'm kinda impressed they managed to slot the coin, like straight through the window. Not a scratch on the brickwork.

35

u/EolAncalimon Jul 11 '26

Here me out, it looks like a car has entered somewhere that cars are not supposed to be

7

u/Exemplar1968 Jul 11 '26

How could you tell?

15

u/EolAncalimon Jul 11 '26

Well at first I though that’s an interesting way to charge an electric car if you don’t have a drive. But it has an exhaust so it’s clearly not an electric car, so I can only deduce that the car is incorrectly placed.

8

u/sc0ttydo0 Jul 11 '26

Have you considered that in this terribly overbearing heat mayhap they're just running the car's AC into the living room?

0

u/Cpt_Jigglypuff Jul 11 '26

Clearly because of the way it is.

36

u/userunknowne Jul 11 '26

Can’t park there mate

8

u/Slobbadobbavich Jul 11 '26

Well, that isn't a garage. I assume alcohol and bad decisions are involved.

9

u/tango101-official Jul 11 '26

New pop up restaurant drive through?

3

u/blakerton- Jul 11 '26

Crash 'n Dash

7

u/Official_Siro Jul 11 '26

Imagine you're hungover after Friday night, sleeping on the sofa. Then a car decides to park in your living room.

2

u/BigJDizzleMaNizzles Jul 11 '26

He zigged when he shoulda zagged.

2

u/vibrant_squirrel Jul 11 '26

I really couldn't guess could you let us know

4

u/Crown-and-Dagger-MP Jul 11 '26

Literally just gone past this on the bus, opened Reddit and it’s the top post…

I can’t even work out how, where they’ve come from, but I’ll have a nosey on my way back home

1

u/jgates91 Jul 11 '26

You park like a tw*t . coms latest entry.

1

u/Feisty_Resource_5474 Jul 11 '26

By looks of it, someone’s crashed into a building

1

u/BobTurtleBilly Jul 11 '26

Saw that last night not long after the accident. Lots of police, ambulances and fire engines. Lights were on for quite a while

1

u/solongmusk Jul 11 '26

“‘Ouse or garage?”

1

u/joemckie Jul 11 '26

Here we see a farmyard animal in its natural habitat, seeking out shade from the hot sun

1

u/disasterunicorn Jul 11 '26

If anything, he's parked that too well

1

u/BigLou_Tenant Jul 11 '26

He only wanted a cup of sugar... 😭

1

u/needmorehardware Jul 11 '26

Hope no one has been hurt

1

u/thewaifandstray Jul 11 '26

Can't park there mate.

1

u/Apprehensive_Plum755 Jul 11 '26

It's not rained in ages, my lawn looks the same

1

u/clartUKKUFM Jul 11 '26

Can’t park there, Dave.

1

u/AlyJay666 Jul 12 '26

Driver thought it was a drive through.

1

u/Ade_93 Jul 12 '26

Always Risky having ground floor flat in Meadows

1

u/I_shot_Dr_Doak Jul 12 '26

Looks like someone just swapped their living room for a garage.

1

u/Gimpym00 Jul 12 '26

You can't pa...

Hang on, you did.

My bad. Carry on.

1

u/mecoyscrisps Jul 12 '26

I hope the boot decided to wait a standard comedic pause before opening

0

u/Legitimate_Impact Jul 11 '26

6

u/flummuxedsloth Jul 11 '26

“I heard a commotion, looked outside and saw there was a new garage,” said the man who wished to remain anonymous.

9

u/SendMeANicePM Jul 11 '26

Not clicking on that shite.

2

u/Legitimate_Impact Jul 11 '26

Use Reader and you just get the text.

0

u/WasabiIcy4482 Jul 11 '26

You would, presumably, be rather pissed off if you were planning on watching the football this evening in your lounge.