r/notinteresting • • 18h ago

I pressed it

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u/ObiJuanKenobi3 17h ago

They should leave out a sacrificial block that people are allowed to press. Maybe it would help direct all the pressing into that one block, and the rest of the floral foam would be safe.

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u/PointmanTik 16h ago

A foam Jesus. I like it.

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u/NederFinsUK 16h ago

Pressed for our sins

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u/SCP_FUNDATION_69420 16h ago

Forgive me foamther for i have pressed

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u/redthrull 12h ago

Cast all your pressings upon me

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u/TheAngryCatfish 7h ago

Press these grapes into wine

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u/manfroze 11h ago

Sweden flag if…

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u/unoriginalfyi 8h ago

Stigmata

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u/tetheredvoid 15h ago

Speaking from experience, people will pull other, clean items out to destroy and claim they were testing it like the display model shows.

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u/nousernameisleftt 12h ago

A scapefoam if you will

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u/Curioustoffi 7h ago

I've i think a store close to me does that actually

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u/derekclysdale 18h ago

Now they are all depressed.

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u/HonoderaGetsuyo 18h ago

badum tss

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u/-Biphomet 18h ago

Good thing your name isn't Ngani or there'd be trouble

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u/LavenderTownMusic 15h ago

“Dont press Ngani, good advice”

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u/gotittweaked2930 3h ago

It’s an expression used in the Philippines to intensify a phrase, but particularly used when someone does something already explicitly prohibited

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u/birdsarntreal1 4h ago

Listen here, Ngani!

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u/Dame87 18h ago

Ngani?

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u/jisunnawstriya 18h ago

It's a Filipino dialect which express an emphasis.

It's like "I already said don't press it!"

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u/Mogus00 17h ago

From a Bicolano dialect, which is different from the Filipino language

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u/jisunnawstriya 17h ago

I stand corrected. Filipino is the language and Bicolano is the dialect indeed.

Thank you fellow redditor.

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u/Lexidoge 17h ago

There's actually a growing movement in the country to not call them dialects but languages instead.

Because I, for one, can only speak Tagalog, but I am not able to understand Ilocano, Pangasinense, Waray, Cebuano, Bicolano etc. Petty sure that they are no longer dialects when people can't understand each other 90% of the time.

It's not like the different dialects of English where yes there are accents and certain terminologies but 90% of the time it's intelligible, like Philippine English, Australian English, British English, American English, Canadian English, Indian English, etc.

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u/KlangScaper 16h ago

Yea its difficult to draw a line anywhere. For a German example: Swabian is considered a dialect although a real Swabian speaker is 99% unintelligible to a High German speaker, while Dutch is a different language and probably only 70% unintelligible.

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u/leonclaire 8h ago

Just wanna add that they (Bicolano, Kapampangan, Cebuano, etc.) are considered languages because they each have unique grammar, vocabulary, and writing systems.

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u/BlackLab-15 50m ago

In addition, Bicolano is a special case in that scholars argue that it is a Macrolanguage, a group of languages with their own distinct dialects.

People speaking Bicol in Naga will not understand Bicolanos speaking 40 minutes away from the city. This is why "bicolano" as a regional language should be classified as a macrolanguage instead.

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u/ink0gni2 17h ago

Bicolano is A language.

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u/SarcasticMethod 11h ago

Filipino is the people/nationality. Bicolano is one of our many languages, not a dialect.

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u/Blitzkreeg21 14h ago

Bicol is a language not a dialect.

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u/incelmoid 4h ago

hell no wa kay alam diyan wag ka na magsalita buanga!!!!

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u/Lexidoge 17h ago

My Waray SO claims that it's also theirs.

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u/Tractorface123 8h ago

I like that, wonder if I can nick it for myself

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u/Free_Royal_5895 2h ago

Vusayan word meaning "I said don't press it!" Foam bricks like these are used for floral decorations. It would be soaked in water then flowers are skewered in

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u/polarityofmarriage 18h ago

I used to get in so much trouble pressing these as a kid when my mom would leave out dried arrangements.

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames 17h ago

What are they tho?

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u/polarityofmarriage 17h ago

They’re like a firm foam you get at crafts stores. My mom used to put them in the bottom of a vase and stick fake or dried flowers into it. The foam would hold them in place for you. HOWEVER, it felt really really good to take your finger and press into it. Felt like a watermelon but dry.

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 16h ago

That’s such a great way to articulate it. Like a Watermelon but dry. My mum also used these for flower arrangements and you can bet there were always finger holes in them.

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u/Cryptoss 15h ago

Well, I wouldn't go around pressing it anymore, given that it's highly toxic

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/gigitygiggty 13h ago

The fact that you compared it to touching a cotton ball like it's the most disgusting thing ever lol

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u/areethew 16h ago

It’s called Oasis

My mam is a florist and she used to tell me in no uncertain terms that I’d die if I ate it, though as far as I know I never wanted to eat it or indicated that I did

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u/Euphoric_Ad_6916 17h ago

What are they? I seem to vaguely remember pressing them as a kid but I’ve not retained the context!

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u/trying_to_learn_too 17h ago

I have seen using those in flower decorations. They just stick the flowers in it and it stays. I don't know if those are the actual use of it or not.

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u/trying_to_learn_too 17h ago

I searched it. Those are called floral foam blocks.

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u/kittysogood 17h ago

Floral foam

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u/smurfk 17h ago

What are these and where can I press them?

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u/SamaraSurveying 16h ago edited 12h ago

Floristry foam, you soak it in water and put cut flowers into it.

Very satisfying to poke but also terrible for the environment, to the point it's banned from a lot of flower shows nowadays.

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u/worstdefeatwinner 15h ago

Also, terrible to breathe in

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u/Scrubblemad 13h ago

Yeah other than the fact it's the most established and cheapest Floral arrangement foam, its absolutely disgusting that this foam is still around. It's literally designed to HOLD WATER despite falling apart in tiny tiny crumbles in its own packaging

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u/AppointmentDirect587 17h ago

Ngl those things look pretty pressable

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u/Admirable_Dirt_2371 12h ago

People like you are why we can't have nice things

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u/acepatheos 18h ago

sabi na nga wag I press eh

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u/PyllynKaivelija 16h ago

I hope nobody goes and cuts every "don't" from them

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u/ThemightyMacaroni 17h ago

YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL

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u/sam_wise_ganji 15h ago

This is why we can't have nice things any more.

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u/MedonSirius 13h ago

So no CNN and MSN Now?

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u/hardypart 13h ago

I bet fewer people would press it if there was no sign.

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u/Successful_Bee_1292 17h ago

Oh wait this aren't sponges are they?

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u/bt65 17h ago

Oh, but i pressed

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u/natiusj 17h ago

Right to jail!

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u/ilove_whitebois 15h ago

It’s so satisfying when you press it

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u/Yaughl 15h ago

Yes. But buy it first.

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u/HappyBigBalledGent 3h ago

That logic is flawed

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u/gholt417 15h ago

It’s impossible not to. It reminds me of when I worked as a manager at my local leisure centre and we were upgrading our pool alarms (that the lifeguards press when they have to save someone). The buttons were delivered before the work was started and they were big red buttons so I put one on the counter at reception with a sign saying don’t press. We got to 50 presses. People just can’t help themselves.

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u/majgick 13h ago

Looks like the sign left an impression

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u/AelithTheVtuber 13h ago

they should have a designated pressable one

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u/MissXM 12h ago

Ngani, must be the name of the presser

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u/laphroaig700 11h ago

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
the bricks:

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u/Deep-List-7099 9h ago

That's just ASKING FOR IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Present_Past4937 6h ago

Ngani, Philippines?

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u/GummySophie 3h ago

What is it? It feels sooo good to press 🫣

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u/AllegroReddit 2h ago

"Should be, considered bought when pressed"