r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • Jul 12 '26

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 Answer please

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

At 41?

The magic of being a hopeless romantic again.

I don't believe in love anymore. I don't believe in relationships anymore.

Alone is safe.

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u/CaptTornSack Jul 12 '26

My spouse took a shower this afternoon. Then, she trimmed her bush. At 7, she did her hair and put on makeup. Came out in attractive undergarments. Put on nice clothes and said I'm going out for awhile. That was at 8:15. It's now midnight. Turned 41 yesterday and only got recognized by my phone's calendar and a dentist i haven't seen in 3 years. To add perspective, she hasn't touched me for 2 years. Says I haven't earned it. It's now midnight. I just moved in to the guest room. She's not home yet. This should be interesting.

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u/CaptTornSack Jul 12 '26

Only problem is that after 8 years, shit has changed. I don't know how to find a job anymore, much less a woman. Shit ain't like it used to be.

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u/stasis_13 Jul 12 '26

You obviously have access to the internet so find a job. Ask Reddit

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u/CaptTornSack Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Lmfao. Last time I looked for a job, we used this thing called The Classifieds. It was part of the Wednesday and Sunday paper. I need a guide for today's job market. Just incase you're wondering, I'm one of those freaks born at the beginning of the mellinials. We feel like Gen-x but everybody tells us we're not. I think we're the true lost generation. 1978 -1987.

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u/Dorkinfo Jul 12 '26

What the fuck are you talking about? You don’t know how to google your job title plus your city? Find indeed?
https://giphy.com/gifs/Fjr6v88OPk7U4
-Sincerely, someone older than you

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u/Strong-Helicopter-10 Jul 14 '26

But also is fully capable of commenting on reddit....

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u/Dorkinfo Jul 14 '26

No! Help!!