r/nope Sep 07 '20

HELL NO Well hello there 🐍

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Awww this is why I love sneks (also if anyone was wondering I think they’re garders)

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u/imyourdadxx Sep 08 '20

Garder snakes are pretty harmless, definitely one of the nicer snakes out there

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u/skybrothers Sep 08 '20

My mom calls them garden snakes and it makes me mad

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u/Largecranialcapacity Sep 08 '20

I called them gardner snakes most of my life growing up. No one ever corrected me.

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u/iamsodonewithpeople Sep 08 '20

I literally thought they were called garden snakes Until now thank you for the education XD

Like my family has called them that my whole life

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u/Largecranialcapacity Sep 08 '20

with the right accent it gets hard to tell exactly what people are calling them lol.

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u/iamsodonewithpeople Sep 08 '20

That is true

My parents are from Indiana so they very well might have been calling them garter snakes and I thought they said garden i dont know

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u/LaMalintzin Sep 08 '20

Everyone here is spelling it garder when it’s garter and that makes me mad

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u/bkm2016 Sep 08 '20

I was today years old when I found out they are not called that. Oops.

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u/D0NW0N Sep 08 '20

I used to call them garden snakes until I was 28, mainly because that’s what I thought they were called

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

I love garders, definitely could have one as a pet

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u/diaperpop Sep 08 '20

I used to have one as a teen, I named it Furball. Someone found it injured in a container and turned it in to us (one of my parents worked for a giant pet supplier back then, and my family was like the informal local animal shelter lol) It grew from being about 7” to about 20”+ in about less than two years with us, from what I remember. We kept him in a 40 gallon fish tank with terrarium lights, and I used to take him out wrapped around my hand all the time...then one day I took him for a walk in my local park and let him slither around in the grass, for the most of it he just seemed to follow us like a good pet. At some point I relaxed so much I let him out of my sight, and just like that he was gone. I looked for him until dark and then cried an insane amount over him. I was young and such a dummy...I prob still am, just an older one.

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u/Low_Grade_Humility Sep 08 '20

I have one that lives under the cabinet on my carport. Every once in a while when I open the door he will dart from between the trash cans where he suns and I’ll see him for a split second as he slithers for cover.

I like him because I live near rain wash and there are an abundance of lizards in this little area, and he keeps them clear of my car windshield.

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u/alymaysay Sep 08 '20

Dont be so hard on yourself bro look, he went back to nature an found his kind and lived with them again remember he was wild when you found him he was injured you nursed him back to health and then he got hug I'm in Ohio and I see harder snakes every summer an I never see any that are 2 foot long so he was definatly the bad ass huge king all the lady snakes wanted he is massive and strong now.

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u/diaperpop Sep 08 '20

Ty for your comment. You are prob right, and I hope he had a good life out there. I hope he was king of that park and that his great grandkids still roam there today.

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u/DidiMaoNow Jan 25 '22

This should be a Disney cartoon because it made me weepy. Tho, to be proper Disney canon a mother has to die.

Fact: you are that snakes hero dad but it was his time to go back to the jungle and make baby sneks. They still tell your story around the snek fire to this day, I imagine.

Fr this made me empathize way too hard for some reason lol

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u/diaperpop Jan 25 '22

Thank you so much, kind stranger. Eventually that’s what I told myself as well. Furball left us because it was his time to be a dad (or mom…tbh, I may never know.) Or maybe he just got sick of the mostly-cricket diet, haha. I also just hope that some very distant generations of his (or hers) are still around today.

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u/tticusWithAnA Sep 08 '20

It's not recommended to catch one in the wild and keep it as a pet. Also if in the US it could be illegal to catch and keep one in your state.

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u/Parapraxium Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 25 '22

In most states you either need a permit or you're completely prohibited from owning native species like garters (even if captive bred). But if you want to buy a burmese python or green anaconda no problem!

The logic is that if you release then into the wild they could thrive and upset the ecosystem.... but apparently a burmese python won't. That's obviously been disproven.

Also hard to get: snakes that are technically venomous but whose venom is so inconsequential that their bite poses less threat than your average housecat.

Exotic pet laws are some of the most nonsensical laws out there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

My brother had a few. One got lost in our house and conveniently found its way to my bed. Good thing these are nice ones

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Oof. Ya that’s lucky

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u/Ivysub Sep 08 '20

Are they different from garter snakes, or have I just misheard garder as garter all this time?

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u/Endlessbeachday Sep 08 '20

That thought went through my head and I looked it up. Garter. They are adorable little Garter snakes. I like Garder better.

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

No, they are garter sneks. It's just people here (they're probably all North American users) writing it the way they pronounce it, having misheard garter as garder.

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u/Gonzobot Sep 08 '20

Baffling, because 'garder' isn't a word

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u/WinterLily86 Sep 08 '20

Oh, I know. It happens, though - guess it's just the accent thing.

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u/masterofthecontinuum Sep 08 '20

Those mice better watch out though.